600 POUND LIFE THREAD

600 POUND LIFE THREAD

600 POUND LIFE THREAD - BRAND NEW EPISODE STARTS AT 8:00PM EASTERN - EXACTLY 1 HOUR FROM THIS POST ON TLC CHANNEL

Season Trailer: youtube.com/watch?v=2MtRci_uzXg

Season 8 Episode 14: Megan's Story

At 24 years old and over 600 lbs, Megan lives at home with her mom, who cooks for her since Megan can't do much on her own. Now, Megan must travel to Houston to meet Dr. Now and change her eating habits or her life may end before it even begins.

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*COUGH* *WHEEZE*

all good brother

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Thanks for making the bread user, episode is looking kino already. I missed last week

Jus one lil egg roll

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What'd I miss last week? Don't get too close to me bros.

How y'all doin? Coronachan treating you well? I'm fucking SCARED bros! I've got asthma and immune system deficiency.

I am ready for fatkino

oh great, now we're all gonna get it

Confess your food sins.

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Missed the second half of last week's episode, what happened to the 600lb homeless guy?

I'm glad you made it, I was so worried when I didn't see the thread up, I made one. Without the copy-pasta mind you, so it is aggressively worthless.

I've lost 30 pounds since January. I was at 228.5 and now I'm at 198.5. I'm a 5 foot 7 manlet so I went from a chubby jello bitch to moderately stocky now and I'm feeling a lot better. Trying to get down to 175 or so to start building some muscle.

*coof, user, don’t forget your papers! *coof

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Fat Mexican brothers who live together in a van (one was 600-something pounds, the other looked like he was in the 300s). They live in a van so they can have more money to spend on fast food. There was a disgustingly huge McDonalds meal early in the episode. They move to Houston but the big one can't follow the diet. He lost maybe 30 pounds then yo-yo'd up and down a few pounds the rest of the episode. The smaller one looked like he lost some weight just from getting a job. The "happy" ending was him signing up for welfare so they could stop living in a van.

I've been drinking a can of lemonade per day and I'm still eating too much during dinner.

Otherwise I'm doing pretty good. I switched to Quaker oats for breakfast and I've been adding some cinnamon, walnut and banana to it. For lunch I eat a boiled egg with broccoli, carrots, and blueberries since it doesn't require any cooking.

I'm trying to remember where the halves begin and end in the story; but a basic synopses is that he managed to lose some weight, then the next weigh in he managed to only lose 6 pounds, and then in the final weigh in he managed to gain back 6 pounds.

im still triggered about how bad last week was
might just fall asleep on this one

Homeless guy was probably retarded. Ate fast food throughout the episode got kicked out of program for shockingly not losing weight

Nah, they were already on welfare. What they were signing up for is public housing, which they almost certainly aren't going to get considering the absolute state of Houston.

>Foxy Grandpa's Story
>The Boys Think They Have One on Foxy Grandpa, but He Fools Them during the journey to Houston where they will be BTFO
tonight's episode sounds KINO

Pro tip: The Yas Forums virus is spread when YOU, an uninfected,reply to an infected. There is an incubation period around 10 posts. If you REPORT and infected for off topic then MODs MIGHT issue a quarantine.

Just ate a large can of Denty Moore beef stew with lots of Tabasco sauce.

>tfw extremely reliable ISP but internet went out like an hour ago for 10 minutes
>tfw no FatKino General at the usual time

Two mini heart-attacks in quick succession. Fortunately, the natural order of things is restored by now. Plus what said.

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>There was a disgustingly huge McDonalds meal early in the episode.
pic related, pretty based desu

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Guys, how many fatties from this show are gonna die of the rona

Dr. Now is the Foxy Grandpa

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based and foxypilled

Jus one lil mcgriddle

>corona delaying production
Pain

>Hellew everyone, how y'all *coof coof* doin'?

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shieeet

Where's the fucking McMuffins with sausage? Oh I SEE biscuits. Oh I SEE McGriddles. WHERE ARE THE SAUSAGE EGG AND CHEESE MC-FUCKING-MUFFINS?

Damn,nice

Ahem...
*tink tink tink*
May I please have your attention...
I have announcement to make...
FUCK FAST FOOD
FUCK SUGARY DRINKS
AND FUCK ENABLERS TOO

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My city is on lockdown. Projected infections for my county are 75k-200k. Hospitals to be overwhelmed by mid April. My high risk dad is still working. I'm worried but I can't do a damn thing but sit here and shitpost and wipe down groceries.

I had a whole bag of chips and salsa dip a few nights ago, Father Now.

Apparently it's killing off loads of fatties so Dr. Now is probably going to once again be asking for our financial support.

They stay in one place blessed by Nergal. They'll be just fine. They'll inherit the Earth.

That episode was big breakfast van kino. I loved it

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No money for a place 45 dollars for breakfast

>What'd I miss last week?

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>Steven?
>yes dad?
>May I please have one tiny little slice of the pizza I paid for? I haven't eaten all day
>no

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>tfw get healthy crispy chicken sandwich
it's healthy because they got it at a place that wasn't McDonald's or Burger King or something

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>calls the police

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the episode was rather boring since these people have cameras pointed in their faces, so of course they're not going to be natural

so they made dollar shave club for women, huh

Will we ever surpass Assantikino

Are pork rinds healthy enough for a snack or does the saturated fat and cholesterol outweigh the carb free aspect?

*coofs on 300+ lb anons in this thread*

Haha, hope you're okay. Didn't mean to do it.

I'm genuinely worried for this doctor. I hope he practices proper procedure against potential corona victims. If they can't be asked to watch their weight, they can't be asked to exercise social distancing or hygiene.

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No, they need their own show.

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Finally, some sanity.

Elective procedures are on hold all across the US. Dr. Now isn't getting an operating room to use on a fatty for a few months from now at least. And you know that gold-stethoscope wielding motherfucker isn't going to join the fight on the front lines against corona.

He lost no weight and then he applied for more welfare. Everyone clapped

We need a new Assanti Bros (Part IV) episode ASAP.

I was about to ask for this exact image. Very nice!

>MORAL SUPPORT!

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Most of them are good at social distancing. Can't really go anywhere or do anything if you're too heavy to walk more than 10 feet at a time.

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Just so y’all know our regroll James isn’t doing good right now

At what point do we make fatties illegal, lads?

Doubt it, but I hope we at least get a super memorable top tier episode this season

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Is he dying soon?

Hopefully this episode is more entertaining. Last week's was kinda boring. I also missed posting with you guys because of work.

Who /drinking a big gulp/ here?

>gets into er
>pain in my leg is a 9/10
>gets pain meds
>repeat at every hospital ever

James is in his early 50s. It's a miracle of modern medicine he didn't die 10+ years ago.

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Was he retarded?

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One would hope corona-chan would finish him off but lil eggroll James can't leave the house

Shame is with that hair I feel the guy could have had Chad tier genetics and he just destroyed it.

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i'm down 19lbs since december

Where is good bingo user? I hope he hasn't succumbed to the rona

This episode is even worse and more boring

Can you switch from Dr Paradise to Dr Lola?

>that final boss battle when the 600lb guy falls down and a skeleton emerges from his corpse like a mosquito larva on water
Kino.

I'm still here. No symptoms IRL but I think I'm getting reinfected on Yas Forums.

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Lisa posted this

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He's been "dying soon" for the past few years. He needs to shit or get off the pot.

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>50 pounds

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Dominic sounds so full of shit.

Lisa is more responsible for James condition than James himself. He's retarded and she's the worst enabler ever from the show

Holy shit, this thread is looking pretty contagious.

Please respect my social distancing by keeping your posts at least 6 post numbers away from mine.

HEY YOU!
thanks for not watching AEW Dynamite!

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the assanti bros were probably the few episodes to actually make me physically sick watching them
we don't need another one

I need you lose fiddy pound one munt

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What happened to this show man, there used to be real fucking transformations. I remember seeing one guy lose so much and going to the gym and he looked like a whole new man, the only thing holding him back was loose skin by the end. Even this season the people that "make it" still look fat as fuck and like non-humans. It's like they've found absolutely unmotivated retards this year.

Here we go! Love you guys

>"You're not a picky eater if you're 600lbs."
We're starting this one with a bang, lads

>HEY LOIS, I TURNED INTO A CHICK

>picky eater

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Honestly, at this point I would fuck a girl like this

>3 seconds in
>stream is already lagging

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I think the better episodes are the ones where they fail

>12 egg omelette

All that protein there must be a lot off muscle under that fat.

Love you too bby.

We got a trailer home

I-I'm 24!

>TLC bringing the bantz

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user no

Why is she putting deodorant on right out of bed? Take a shower, bitch.

>chocolate milk

why bother putting deodorant under your arms when you've got dozens of other rolls?

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mom stop being weak and make me some more bacon
also chances of rape herd/molested? I think 95% or so

greasy bitch

She means she won't eat a meal that doesn't have meat soaked in grease or a ton of sugar

>she can't do anything she used to do

Which was already nothing?

EL GOBLINA

That glass of choco milk is like 500 calories

>"FOOD IS A COMFORT MECHANISM FOR ME"

We're pretty comfortable here, aren't we?

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>has eaten everything
>are you finished?
cheeky bitch

IMAGINE THE SMELL

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She's pretty mobile and can drive. I guessing she's right at 600

I missed taking a screenshot but the mom was drinking diet coke. Anyone got it.

Didn't know you could cook eggs in such a depressing manner.

>it's hard to describe the joy and excitement I feel every time I go to the grocery store
>OHH! The chocolate marshmallow one, mom!
wew

god damn that does look good though

>mom is the enabler
Typical

She picks up houses and eats them.
psst nice trips,bruh

>healthier snacks like chips
What the fuck?

This bitch is even in the top 20% of trainwrecks on this show and she's talking like she's the worst around. Her problem is being a lazy cunt she's not going to make it.

I though I saved the LAYGZ template. Anyone got it?

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How do they know why we watch this?

Healthy snack like chips oh no no no

The American Dream

>healthier snacks
>like chips
hmmmmm

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which family member molested her? I'm placing my bet on a stepbrother

That breakfast was disappointingly small

>healthier snacks
>like chips
OHHHHHH SAY CAN YOU SEEEEEEE

>I have never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke.

>healthier snacks like chips
it's gonna be one of those episodes

>im trying to get her healthier snacks
>like chips
holy shit

wtf i didnt know chips were healthy, time for a snack

I first realized that I hated fat people when I went to Walmart with a broken leg but couldn't use one of the carts since they were all taken by pieces of shit like her. I had to hobble around in pain because of them and I realized how selfish they are.

>addicted to sweets

Oh, she's literally got the brain of a 5 year old.

*chop chop chop*

Jon Brion ass soundtrack

>when you find out Sun Chips aren't the healthy option

My mom used to think certain types of potato chips were healthy because they had "low fat" on the packaging.

>whole family looks fat
surprise surprise

mmmm fingurs

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lmao literally 2 evil stepsisters. Fucking hell cinderella shit.

The whole fucking is fat. She's fucking fat even as a kid.

123tvnow.com/watch/tlc/ is working good for me

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Rate my healthy superfood

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youtube.com/watch?v=LeISIaaXOBc

>evil stepsisters

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That's a sign of diddling. Mark my words. Moolested.

>5 or 6
>250 pounds
WTF
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