>When you order pizza carryout, don’t let them cut it. Don’t let them cut the pie. When they cut it all the juices run down and make the crust soggy. When you order your pie, fire up the oven. Throw your stone in there or a pan or whatever. And just keep the temperature cold—keep it under 212℉. Take that pie in uncut—so the crust stays crispy—and pop it in the oven. And then, when it [the pizza] is back up to the temp, you can slice it as you need it. Never let them cut the carry-out for you.
Why would you order pizza if you own a fucking pizza oven?
Carson Anderson
at that point why not make the pizza yourself the whole point of delivery is convenience
Julian Scott
this is the most reddit thing i've ever seen
Luis Phillips
Sausage is a breakfast food and doesn't belong on pizza. That's like drinking orange juice for dinner
Carter Ortiz
lel
Nathan Williams
T. Anglo
Michael Parker
not breakfast sausage you mong
Jason Johnson
the whole "this food is for eating during these times" is fucking retarded
Anthony Brown
Dont feel lile making one duh
Mason Anderson
>breakfast sausage all sausage is breakfast sausage. there's literally no other type of sausage
Thomas Murphy
yeah man let me just fire up my giant stone oven
Jack Edwards
Literal fucking retard
James Morris
literally built for BBQ
Luke Bennett
Absolute fucking retard.
Aiden Smith
t. west coast retard who doesn't know what real sausage for pizza tastes like
Jonathan Kelly
ok retard
Isaiah Martin
>order food to warm it up
Blake Wood
Kek
Robert Jackson
Yea cause I'm going to pay for delivery then do the work myself.
John Kelly
slightly soggy, grease infused crust>>>crackly greaseless crust Your move reddit.
Jonathan Young
I don't like cut pizzas because I want big boy quarter pieces
Mason Thomas
>work at pizzeria >everyone with middle-eastern accent orders pizza uncut >Muslim co-worker explains it's because the same cutter is re-used and they don't want pork residue getting on their pizza. everyone will assume you're Muslim. not that there's anything wrong with that.
If you are going to go though that much fuss for a pizza just make it yourself. The whole point of delivery is that your are hungry and lazy.
Henry Russell
yeah, I eat the heavy meals for dinner and for breakfast I have a glass of pure water and a smoke
I also have a body of a greek god and fuck hotter babes than the ones you jerk off to
Grayson Murphy
Pepperoni is a sausage
Joseph Brooks
>be me >order uncut pizza >roll it it up into a tube and eat it like a candybar
Austin Wright
>be pislamist >raped by whitey in every stand-up fight >living in whitey's civilization as a refugee lmao >"muslimchad.jpg" imagine being an inbred fucking subhuman like you lol
Jayden Richardson
Now you're being dull. Seriously.
Alexander Long
>pie
Bentley Turner
Isn't that just a calzone?
Joseph Evans
Is your name John too
Jaxson Rodriguez
>letting social norms dictate what you eat when you eat it Fucking loser.
it's a turkroach too lmOA hey roach, quick question how many wars was it you lost to russians exactly? all of them?
David Russell
>NOOOOO YOU CAN ONLY CONSUME THIS THING AT A CERTAIN TIME BECAUSE THAT'S HOW MOMMY TRAINED ME You know what? I think I'm gonna have an omelette for dinner
big fan of saucy calzones filled with FRESH mushroom, extra marina sauce, ham, pepperoni and black olives, got to have the black olives. Mmmmmmm, that sounds like a good time.
Thomas Fisher
It just gives no life foodie fatties another thing. It becomes a tiny bit of control or a bitch point if left undone.
Adam Brown
>eating trash enjoy your cardiac arrest you fat fuck.
Joshua Turner
So, you mix the pork juices into the sauce for good measure, right?
Christian Lee
>cut the pizza into slices >cut off a fraction of each slice >recombine those slice pieces into one slice which you keep >deliver the za , the melty cheese means nobody notices that each slice has like a degree or two of pizza missing >accrue enough of these stolen slices to retire at 40 those devilish fucking za salesmen
Aiden Lee
>be cuckstian from some sissy western cunt >literally raped by my brothers >molding """"your"""" country into mine because you bombed or helped bomb it >while living rent free in your borders and in your head
AH, I see you failed to mention the Jews, falseflagger. A real muslim hates Jews more than anyone else. Don't tell me you're some muslim apologist.
Caleb Torres
Silly birdbrained bong.
Colton Garcia
you're an ugly disenfrachised incel with no future and no homeland go mold your tiny pecker into your hand while watching some cuckporn, because lord knows brown girls would get fucked by a nigger over you LMAO
Brody Cooper
you should order your baby uncut, americans
Julian Long
muslims are literally the same type of shit as jews how many of these epic jew fighters have homelands right on the border with pisrael and how many of them take up arms to fight pisrael? muslims are nothing but jewish bitches is all, if it wasn't for jews these subhumans wouldn't even be let out of that shithole region, but hey whitey needs a boogeyman to put down next time shit pops off and who better than some inbred wanna-be conquerors look at the shit he's posting too, he actually thinks he's "molding" the west, not living in some run-down shithole monkey ghetto whose entire water supply can get anthraxed by 1 van of spooks
stupid fucking sandniggers, destined to be lowIQ subhuman bitches forever kek
Evan Walker
I shout death to Amerikkka first because it is the golem that protects *srael. Glory be the day when every yid is put to the end of the sword. What a sad display of a """"human"""", always thinking about porn and dark men's genitals. You are the true loser.
