>Jamie pull up those dmt paintings
>fuck skiing
>comedians are the only true artists left
>I was a taekwondo champion, little leagues
>fucking chimps!
>carnivore
>comedy is the front line of the culture war
>bigfoot is real bro
>dmt elves
Jamie pull up those dmt paintings
Hunter Smith
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Jason Williams
>sauna it dude
>quit your job and do what you love you idiots, that's why you're poor, cause you dont do what you want
>cryo + deprivation tank
>my guest is the funniest comedian I know
>same with this next guess
>I told you to have that chimp picture up jaimie you faggot
Mason Flores
>it's a "joe and an even worse nameless stand-up comedian talk about ""the craft"" episode"
Jeremiah Nelson
Those are the worst, except Bill Burr.
Ryder Collins
roidlet
Nolan Brooks
Joe Rogan may be a retard about somethings but even as a 50 year old man his kicks scare me.
Henry Brooks
@131573522
Just skip all those episodes. Joe rogan is honestly the shittiest “comedian” I’ve ever heard speak or attempt jokes. I literally didn’t know he had a career in comedy until some B-list comedian came on to suck his dick and told him he was as good as Carlin or Hicks. Yeah fucking right. He will only ever be the host from fear factor. Sorry Joe. No one likes your comedy which just consists of “DUDE WEED DUDE DMT LETS YOU TALK TO DOLPHINS” It’s just cringe and not funny. Keep having the actual smart informative guests on and just shut the fuck up and let them speak. Stop embarrassing yourself.
Also I would have replied to your post and given you a (you) user but I’m following appropriate social distancing etiquette. It seems you have the beginnings of THE COOF
Jack Miller
Yeah, take one of these to the liver, and you'll wish you were never born, a bit higher, and you can say goodbye to your ribs.
Easton King
He has an interesting guest maybe twice a month, the rest is mostly dogshit
Eli Scott
It's funny whenever there's a guest who's not alpha enough in Joe's eyes and he acts like a condescending dick the whole time. Usually someone younger than him who doesn't care about the usual bullshit Joe loves to talk about endlessly. If it's a comedian Joe makes a point not to laugh at any of their jokes or acknowledge they're doing bits.
Hudson Morris
On the flip side is when the guest is way too alpha for Joe to handle. I think it was Ted Nugent who basically took over the entire show barely letting Joe speak. If it wasn't Nugent it was some other right wing country musician. But I'm pretty sure it was Nugent. He made Joe look like such a meek little bitch it was hilarious.
Grayson Jenkins
He does the most grating passive aggressive shit to some people
Like if he recognizes a thought pattern or an uninformed opinion from his guest he'll make a rant about "people who x" and make it seem like an innocent comment when he's really just trying to get him to shut up.
Hudson Allen
Which interview will be the most kino?
Anthony Allen
>Tony & Edgy
>DC
Holy fucking kino
Ayden Richardson
Stallone by far
Jose Martin
Dmt elves are real. I’ve seen one.
Jacob Barnes
That's not about being alpha, that's just about the guest being shit. He'll talk to old scientists and doctors who are far from alpha but they actually have shit to say, instead of some punk "comedian"
Logan Brown
Bill Burr episodes are horrible, because they talk about the same 2, 3 things over and over again
Andrew Lopez
Christopher Martin
>lil b
based
Kayden Campbell
lil b
Benjamin Miller
Hes going to fuck Kelly
Ayden Reyes
for me, it's randall carlson
Thomas Perez
>social distancing
Just give in
Carter Smith
guess he skipped too many leg days
Levi Cook
>bill burr good
Matthew Miller
Joe Rogan is good when he's doing stuff with people who've actually done cool stuff (Like Carmack or Musk) or with complete fucking losers (Like Adam Conover)
Jordan King
Those people are intellectual alphas. Joe respects them because he's self aware enough to to know how dumb he is. He knows that in an academic conversation, these people would fucking destroy him and expose just how much of a dumb simp he is if they wanted to. So he absolutely respects these types.
Cooper Roberts
>instead of some punk "comedian"
And here comes the question - why does Joe keep inviting these slobs? It's as if he has a stake in comedy store. It's as if pushing the narrative of comedy being real art is good for his bank account. Same with his stake in onnit and those brain pills. Same with ufc. Weird that he hasn't done a weed business yet.
Fuck Joe Rogan and fuck his clown-comedian orbiters. Get some interesting guests on you hgh filled dumbbell.
Landon Powell
Its almost like he's a professional comedian and likes talking to comedians. Do you even know what you're complaining about?
Chase Smith
>Get some interesting guests on you hgh filled dumbbell.
He probably would if he could. But most A list celebrities probably don't have the time to do a 2 hour podcast with his bald ass. As for legitimately interesting people, well I mean he'd have to do the legwork to find them. Then he'd actually have to sit down and have a conversation with him. Like imagine if he got a world champion curler. What the fuck would he even say to him? He doesn't know shit about curling. That's why he falls back on his safety net. Comedians, martial artists, hunting and fitness enthusiasts.
Levi Phillips
nice thread OP watching him talk to the doctor from today now
Kayden Baker
Imagine marrying this ugly screeching harpy just because you're unironically afraid of dying alone.
Asher Perez
name three joe rogan jokes off the top of your head
Samuel Powell
Carson Clark
He dated her for like a decade before marriage
All his "crazy dating stories" are about that crazy bitch
Cameron Evans
>its a joe mentions willy nelson and how he smokes weed AGAIN
Wyatt Evans
>It's as if he has a stake in comedy store
he literally does
Samuel Gonzalez
Imagine being shorter than Ben Shapiro
Jackson Harris
F. Can't believe he's gone
Adam Edwards
this doctor he's interviewing is being such a pussy about china
>oy vey it just was different everywhere else for some reason
I get it but I still can't believe this is controversial and people have to pretend china isn't full of shit
Samuel Bailey
OH NO I TURNED 37
BETTER REPLACE MY MISSING TESTOSTERONE WITH 300% THE NORMAL RANGE
Tyler Parker
>gabriel iglesias
FLUFFYYYYYYY
Hudson Bell
Joe is surely an example that it doesn’t work
He looks like shit
But I think weed has that effect too
Charles Edwards
>new orleans blacks confirmed for BTFO
thanks coronachan
Nolan Cooper
Jesus, he can find himself a cute brown gf in no time, wtf Bill?
Nolan Bell
obviously the based god
Jaxson Powell
YODELAYHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Dominic Hall
Well strike all comedians off that list, all athletes, all military, you are left with about 3 interesting guests
Kayden Gonzalez
>My next guest is a comedian and podcast host. Man...he’s one of the funniest motherfuckers alive, give it up for the great and powerful....
That’s when you turn the podcast off and wait for an actually decent guest
Easton Perry
>_____ is gay
>gets butthurt when his sexuality is questioned
Christian Nelson
hi reedit
Hunter Flores
Really like this David Letterman diet I've been on since the quarantine. Fast for two days, eat like a pig on the third.
Adam Jones
nice lineup actually damn
Daniel Williams
Bill is a funny comedian even if he is exactly the loser he makes fun of in his jokes
Samuel Ward
the truth is the whole diet industry can suck a bag of dicks. if you ain't hungry just don't fucking eat for a day or two, its very simple
Kevin Sanders
Recent high shit he's said:
"Dude, tornados are like giant sky monsters. If you knew there was a place that a lizard monster attacks every few years, you wouldn't live there! How is it different for the sky monster?"
And, "Diseases are like demons. Do you know how crazy people would be going if people all over the world were getting killed by demons?! We should treat diseases like they're demons."
Jacob Turner
>mma
>kickboxer
>mma
>mma
>mma
>mma
>femenist blogger
>mma
>comedian
>mma
Holy fuck, no thanks. At least Lil B will be based as fuck.
Samuel Taylor
diseases are demons, here take mine
Logan Nguyen
I want to hear brock just shitting on people for 2 hours.
Anthony Nelson
that's actually pretty impressive. Would it work at all trying to use something like that in a streetfight do you think
Landon Gomez
Has he denounced White (or supported Khabib) over UFC 249 yet?
Landon Lopez
>Randall Carlson
>Stallone
>Tony/Eddie combo
kino
>Brock Lesnar
could be kino if he starts shitting on Dana at some point. They'll probably talk about hunting for 90% of it.