How do you get a horror-loving gf?

she's attracted to Alpha psychopaths.
so beat the shit out of her almost to death and she'll be on your dick in no time.

jason isn't scary

Why do some people have smiley faceS?

Unironically asian girls. They're usually superstitious and therefore more prone to liking horror

I'm a slasherfag but the other girls I've met who were also into it were all insufferable or damaged. Stay away. Find yourself a slasherbro instead, if you want to talk about the movies. Girls are sex objects only.

This?

She's missing part 3, the best one

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But does she play the game?

Met one once, was completely nuts. Ironically she was the most excited date I've ever been on

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>VHS
what's the point of owning them in 2020
it was a shitty format
fucking hipsters

She's also a berserk fan if that matters.

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>How do you get a horror-loving gf?

The three things required for a woman to make a thing her personality

>a subculture
>a fashion
>boys who will pay them attention

The reason girls who are super into a thing seem strange is because it's wholly disingenuous and they only dive so deep as they need to maintain those three criteria. It's false. They don't love the thing, they love the little niche they built for themselves in the realm of the thing.

Wanting a gf who is into some specific thing is literally wanting a gf who pretends about something specific, which is pathetic af.

>no mentally ill gf traumatized and stuck in her emo phase forever

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She’s also a complete poser if that matters.

Get one by any other means and find out she's into horror later.

She looks like she smells strange and her pits smell absolutely terrible.

>WOAAH look at the yoyo coming at the screen!
Nah it was shit and one of the worst Jasons

That's some poser shit.

>buying and wearing who you are
cringe

>emo
Hair not randumb and wacky enough.

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Touche.

those are scene girls, retard

Someone remind me, what's the difference between emo and scene kids?

She has like a different hairstyle every day, if that mattters.

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even if you find one a lot of them have trash taste and only watch modern stuff or say they like horror movies but are never in the mood to watch them

nail biter, wnb

If you flirted with an emo she would show you her self harm scars and tell you why she cut each of them.
If you flirted with a scene girl she'd shove her tongue in your mouth after a single drink.

>tattoos
DROPPED

>emo thots
roasties by any other name are still roasties

I miss scene girls

She seems unemployed and probably lives with her parents.

make her take her socks off

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cute

She does, her parents pay for everything.
In fact her tattoos are christmas and birthday gifts.

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Be a complete normie like her bf is

Yeah, but they are my kind of sluts.

goddamn, i used to do so well with girls like that

She doesn’t love any of those things. Women have no interests other than “””being aesthetic”””. They’re fucking posers that saw a movie, cartoon or celebrity and saw a style they wanted to imitate. It’s like all these “””””””alternative”””””” bitches wearing THRASHER hoodies, half of them don’t even know it was a skateboarding magazine and none of them have ever even stepped on a skateboard. On top of all that Friday the 13 and Berserk are entry level as fuck anyway.

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She's 30 and she looks like she's trying very hard to be a teenage boy's fantasy gf.
Is she a pedophile?

I'd give my left nut for Rhianna.

Cute. That hair dye can't be good for her hair.

wrong, they're interested in Chad, which is what motivates their chameleon

Why is she missing part 3?

mad stoner detected lmao

>23
>have the fantasy gf of a teenager
what went wrong with my development?

Of course women are attracted to chad, if you are not chad it means you are an autistic beta.

Did you have any gf before?

average joe wageslaves aren't autistic betas user. That post was implying their interest was being aesthetic itself

most girls like horror, it makes their cooch wet.

Just one, when I was 15

No irritated old guy that used to skateboard all day and listen to metal and now I have to look at the kind of blonde bimbos that used to shit on me wearing my clothes. Now I know how niggers feel when suburban white boys rap and pretend to be hood rats

Then you just have a boner for them.
Just fuck a couple, or have one as a gf for a few months to get it out of your system.
Just don't expect relationships with them to last, mostly because you'll get tired of whatever quirk they have.
Pic related has mania attacks, for example.

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>No irritated old guy that used to skateboard all day and listen to metal
Don't worry, some of us still hate you.

>Now I know how niggers feel
Niggers don't feel anything, that's why their shitty rap songs are always about "DA HOOD" and "BUSTING NIGGAS".

i had one, great in the sack but crazy as fuck, made my life a living hell for a few month, i had to dump her.
fuck i miss her some times.

>girls who are "into" things
absolutely fucking yikes

>boomer
>not ironic

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>"men" who use the word yikes like some 12 year old girl

This guy has very good advice

yeah haha let me just swing down to the alt girl store to pick up my free gf

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This woman does not like any of these things. They are accessories

It's 2020, they are fucking everywhere, you just to get them drunk.
And if you know hot to speak to them, just use tinder.

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you're either a worthless cunt or a literal highschooler who has no clue about anything

Why does this place act like they are teaching others about women when this shit is something every knows even in their teenage years?
Is this the male millennial equivalent of virtue signaling?

two types of horror girls
-only watches slasherflicks
-only watches ghost/demon movies
they're both unsufferable and usually alt e-girls