Get in line everyone. Were testing now

imagine her gently squeezing your balls

Noooo, I'm clear!

>digits

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Don't worry, I cannot be infected

This is ridiculous. This virus is a hoax

You don't look so good...

Let me in

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No coof from me, check these singles.

got nothing to hide

I am the one you're looking for
Just tell my wife I loved her and that I died honorably

Stay the fuck back. All you into the corner or I blow us to kingdom come.

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>digits
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

ILLUMINATUS!

im good mac no need for testing

i can't afford it

Just had half a pack of aquarium cleaner - I don't need a test, bro

guys I'm dying tell the world I dabbed on niggers and jannys

Yeah I'm not infected! fuck!!

>please don’t test me
>please don’t *coof* test me
GET OFF MY BACK

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*coof*HhaaaaaaaAaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZHHAEHHCHH

Will do, user. You died a hero

Oh hey I'm feeling better already. It was just a smol flu, I guess.

test test

I’m immune

test

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it's just a coof, no worries bro

i need to watch this film again

I'm not infected, I swear!

I'm healthy

I'm the Thing

Burn these fuckers Mac

This is fucked. Do you really believe I'm infected? I'm not doing this

Not only am I PURE I am IMMUNE

Put your mother in a quarantine you punk ass white boy. Come here and tell me that, I'll fuk you in your ass you punk white boy. You phaggot. You can't touch me, you're not man enough. I'll eat your assshole alive, you bitch. C'mon anybody in here can't fuk with this. This is the ultimate, man. Fuk you, you ho. Come and say it to my face.... I'll fuk you in the ass in front of everybody. You bitch.... come on, you bitch. You're scared coward, you're not man enough to fuk with me. You can't last two minutes in my world, bitch. Look at you scared now, you ho.... scared like a little white pussy. Scared of the real man. I'll fuk you 'til you love me, faggot!

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Test

IM HEALTHY AND CLEAN MAC

>drinks molotov
I... I'm fine anons

shieet

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fuck niggers

I remember this meme. He comes...etc etc.

Hello fellow uninfected.

This is utter nonsense, it doesn't prove a thing

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test

You can touch my thing, if you catch my drift

I haven't posted much today, so I'm pretty sure I'm still clean.

I know you gentlemen have been through a lot, but when you find the time, I'd rather not spend the rest of this winter TIED TO THIS FUCKING COUCH!

Previously, on The Thing...

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You're fooling no-one - it's you!

...

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I'm human.

I'd thought you'ed feel that way. Garry. You were the only one that could've gotten to that blood. We'll do you last.

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I'm feeling a lot *coof* *coof* better now and I want to come inside. *coof* just let me come back in, I *coof* won't cause any trouble

Where are people getting infected from? I'm still uninfected. I hope there's a big reveal at the end like all green posters visited cuck threads on gif or b.

LIVE FOR THE SWARM

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check me

reply to an infected user and keep posting

You get more infected by getting more (You)'s

I’m not the thing. I’ve been in this room the whole time. Trust me.

I'll show you something I knew from the very beginning

Test

Feels good to be uninfected

Absolutely fine. No infection here, boss.