>"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH OH MY GOD BLUE-HAIRED JAPANESE SCHOOLGIRL IM GOING INSANE AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!! NIGGERMAN HELP ME!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH THE CHAMBER OF GUF IS OPENED AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH THE GREAT ORANGE TANG UPON US AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! KAWORU HELP ME AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH OH MY GOD BLUE-HAIRED JAPANESE SCHOOLGIRL IM GOING INSANE AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!! NIGGERMAN HELP ME!!!!...
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You will never be a woman
>rei will never make you explode into orange jizz
Asuka > Misato > getting murdered > Rei > Hikari > Ritsuko
Why was she so cruel to /ourguy/ Aoba?
Actual explanation from the master, Anno: there was no one he loved so Rei had no one to appear as for him.
>oh no, not the lolerino! not the hecking underage naked childerino! you can't tempt me with your illegal cunny!
I get that. He didn't have any suitable transition guide so she had to come up with something on the spot, maybe? So she decides to create a bunch of Rei's who are all naked? Dude was terrified. Weird choice, Rei.
Would Rei let you cop a feel before getting tanged?
Maya > all
Rei would probably let you do absolutely anything you want with her.
Dyke
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Evangelion is shit
>"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH GIANT WHITE NAKED GIRL IM GOING INSANE AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!! NIGGERMAN HELP ME!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH IM BECOMING A JEWISH TREE AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH IM JESUS AND MUTANTS BIRDS ARE CRUCIFYING ME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! MOMMY HELP ME AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH FUCK YOU DADDY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH"
Shut up infested subhuman, it's a comfy show.
Think Shinji raped Asuka after she emerged from the tang?
It's not rape if there is no legal system to judge you.
Yikes
Rei a cute
>rei is best girl
>no she's not asuka is best girl
>asuka's a stupid fucking NPC roastie
>Rei's a stupid fucking incel whore
>guys Misato is best girl
>shut the fuck up
>hey does anyone wanna discuss the show
>discuss these digits lmao
That's illegal bro
>can't even talk about one of oldschool Yas Forums's favourite anime without 2016 r/the_donald newfags screaming about trannies and spamming mspaint comics @ you
Does any other oldfag know this feel?
Rei >>> rest
Asuka = garbage
nah FUCK YOU
Bump
Evangelion is the only anime I've ever watched and it was like 2 years ago, but isn't Rei a soulless clone that keeps dying or some shit like that? How could she be anyone's favorite character?
>comfy
Kill yourself you tasteless retard
Imagine being waifu-filtered and then admitting it on an anime website
It's like the opposite of comfy
I still haven't watched Evangelion, where do I start?
I hate subs so I'm going to watch dubbed
Absolutely based
Gendo fucked the best pussy in the universe and all it did was create fucking Shinji
I know replying to glow cunts gets you infected, but goddamn, that bait is too tasty. Die drowning in your own blood you shitlicker
Meine bruder
There's dozens of sites to watch the original dub, learn to use the internet. And Episode 1 would be a good place to start I reckon
>dubfag
kys
The original dub is perfectly fine, stop being fags
This website is overflowing with coofers
Its people are drowning in mucus
Infection fills their lungs
>tfw Rei braaps in your vicinity and you catch a whiff of Yui in it
He was a pedo and just wanted a harem of naked 14 year old girls
there's still still active eva threads on Yas Forums almost every day
I don't think there's much left to discuss but if you ask a genuine concise question you'll probably get some good answers
based
The "Yas Forums is for shitposting, reddit is for real discussion" mindset has killed this site
BASED
There was a decent NGE the last few days on Yas Forums but the April Fools spam swept it into the archive
what would you do guy in that situation?
Be one with, obviously
>tfw like the male version of asuka
Which girl is for me?
*farts and shits on you*
>those loud breathing sounds during that scene
>says the Yas Forumsedditor
go back to your containment board, faggot. anyone can see where you posted that image in the past
I'm literally all of those people, lol
GREENIGGER
Based
retard
That is a masterpiece
Based lesbo seeing Ritsuko just before being tang'd
>eva
>comfy
are you retarded, autistic or both?
Mentally ill people are attracted to Rei because she's basically a doll. Real men are attracted to Asuka because she's basically the most human character on the show with ideal female proportions and attitude.
it has its moments
>ideal female proportions
Rei is peak physical female form