Fucking Masterpiece

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I haven't seen the last half an hour so please only talk about the first kind of hour and a half of the movie

so far I think it's really good

i wish i was a lesbian girl

first hour actually

Boi kstew is so hot bros

Someone at some point in the making of this movie decided it was crucial for the thematic and stylistic integrity of this movie that until they get into the pressure suits Kristen would have no shoes or socks on, and to that person I say: bravo

I don;t understand what happened to Paul, it looks like when the thing pulled his leg off he exploded inside his suit but they all had their helmets off so it's not like there was a big pressure difference in either direction

I also don't understand why the captain exploded

has it leaked or something?

Dude Cthulhu lmao

she lost those dumb glasses after 3 minutes but could see just fine for the rest of the time.

The "got sexually molested by Jodie Foster during the filming of Panic Room and never recovered"

maybe they're reading glasses

Reading glasses, brainlet.

She's post wall but I'd still cover that face in jizz.

ahh my little flat chested cherub.

This movie is OK , its generic and been done before. But its well paced has a shakycam low budget feel. Its not good not terrible.

Same. Why the fuck did that happen?

Does she show her tits or appear naked at all? If not, not interested.

*cough*

I don't feel so good...

>T.J. Miller as Paul Abel- The Jokester of the group, who carries a bunny named Lil Paul with him.

I will not be watching this.

his body was ripped out through the leg hole

Alright user im going to watch this now because you liked it. It better be good or im going to make an angry thread about it.

at the end she was reading, when she was in the Roebock station and she had no problems without them.

at lower depths air is compressed, at shallower depths air is less compressed

he rose too quickly and the air expanded too fast and exploded his suit

It felt like the second half of a good movie. It was missing way too much and rushed into the action way too quickly. Plus the wmaf couple was annoying

i wear reading glasses even though i have 20/16. the glasses just help to relax my eyes but i don't NEED them to read. it's a choice.

Because it's trash. Literally the only part that was decent was her running around in her panties with those legging things on.

it's a meme movie that was taylor-made for reddit

also: who wears reading glasses for brushing teeth? You two are inferior observers.

Please post the webm.

haha you said taylor intentionally

I can't decide If I liked the immediate non stop action or would have preferred a classical build up.

The movie felt like the second half of Sunshine if it was set underwater.

do you wear your convenience reading glasses while being half naked in the bathroom?

reading glasses typically have two perscriptions on the lenses if you are not poor. the top is for distance/normal sight and the bottom is for reading when you look down. duhhh

the last 15 mins of the movie kstew and a cute asian chick are in their panties dragging a useless white male to safety.

seeso yes i do

My waifu
Yeah he really brought the movie down with all those obvious improv gags.

kys

I enjoyed it for what it was. I watched it at night on my OLED with the lights off so it never seemed too dark. Wasn't like Pacific Rim dark. Wish it had a bigger cast so we could get some more deaths.

how do you get infected?

>rushed pacing
>no character development
>tj miller as the unfunny comic relief
>masterpiece
I didn't hate it the cthulu scenes were cool but that's a big stretch

He wasn't as insufferable as I was expecting him to be.

*cough* Sweet, I'll check it out.

infect me

I got you bro

>makes many alice in wonderland references
>dies by getting pulled down a hole
p o t t e r y

But the whole point of the suits is to maintain low pressure inside the suits while there's high pressure outside
The pressure inside the suits wouldn;t increase as he ascended, it would just continue staying the same, if anything his suit should have been better off because the external pressure was dropping

I don't have a webm, this will have to do

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i love kstew!!

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>generic flick
>masterpiece
you plebs disgust me

she's the hottest ugly chick in hollywood since michelle rodriguez

He was extremely insufferable and I don't even hate TJ Miller as much as a lot of anons. Holy shit his character was le so quirky manifest. I'm scientist man but I have tats and watch anime xD *holds up stuffed bunny*

Kate looked so good in this it was worth watching just to gaze upon her for a bit

My waifu

>ugly

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>bruises on her knees
based whore