So what's the punchline? What happens at the end?

What's going on, big guy? I just heard a cough.

we die

user, I have some bad news.

Am I infected? I don't get it.

You either die a hero or live long enough to become a villain

The infected.
While the uninfected are hit by a worse strain that messes up their posts even worse, us, early birds, are immune.
Screenshot my post.

Yep. Lazy as fuck.

I will not get infected

give me the gift, user.

very boring

globalists take over and give us the mark of the beast. Mark of the beast is a microchip that tracks us in real time and implements a social credit score in which people who say bad things about the government or the globalist elites are barred from public transport, unable to buy anything from stores and basically cut off of society altogether. humanity is turned into cattle, those who are genetically able to work with 5g being blasted all over the place will be forced to work, the rest of the population will be sedated and given UBI and in a few short years people will look at this as completely normal. The media will do their part, telling people this is completely fine and necessary to delay the spread of viruses and future viruses, and this will become our new reality. (((they))) had been planning this for a long time and they actually did it the madmen.

*cough*

I really thought that I'd be okay, but I'm sick just like the rest of you

aight

Even party hats aren't this lame

Haha lucky I dont have to worry about getting infected, being immune to it all

Nothing. Personally my favorite April Fools gag was the combination of various boards. /mlpol/ was pretty fucking hilarious.

I don't get it.

We start anew. We repopulate.

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coof
l-look a your name user

how's that cough?

baste

Agreed. Except maybe the one of the last year

Are you feeling alright user?

All infected anons will get a mac address ban

The last two April fools were just shit for retards to spam. Gookmoot needs to off himself

bless you, user-sama

Is the cringe worthy shit done per post or by IP? Made several posts and haven't been green.

Mass bans for the infected

Good

test

i think if it's if you interact with infected, try posting now that i've (You)d you

A long annoying day

But what is the test?

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hope all the infected are sent to a quarantine board away from us
or they're just killed (preferably)

Even the karma thing was better

>tfw spent 6 hours to get Skelly last years
it was such a dumb waste of time but I had fun desu

Did you get it?

Hiro personally kills every infected irl and finds them through backtraces. Consequences will never be the same.

>So what's the punchline? What happens at the end?
death

>131556903
No

I need to go green

>punchline
Punchline is ur fucked bud

Everyone infected gets banned for life.

I think its in the cookies

Yeah and it glorious.

nothing

guess not. Looks like its IP. At the end you get permabanned. or Quarenteened.

You

coof at me

@131557568
no

Sup lads

I miss /fitlit/

*cough*

It's time for me to join greener pastures.

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I’m trying to catch the disease can anyone help me out

suck off men at a truckstop glory hole

Be careful what u wish for user

You already got it. SHARE WITH ME!

Based fellow bugchaser lemme help you out

Coof

Nice n green!

GIMME YO GREEEEN

Random number of biohazards probably get 24 hour bans or something

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It's gonna cost you.