/hmmm/ Dark Crystal

Remember to practice social distancing

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sickly skeksis shall social space

the board is too fast, let's not general today

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Didn't think about the whole April Fools thing happening right now
If this thread drops, we'll start again tomorrow. Otherwise, we'll do what we can

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Remember not to take any news about the show (or anything else) seriously today

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>UrSol behaves massively different than the other Mystics
>Sil behaves massively different than the other Skeksis
Something tells me that SilSol is a big reason why they were exiled in the first place

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I think SilSol is generally believed to be Darkheart. IIRC it's not verified in canon, but it makes sense.

Is there going to a season 2?

NO COOF COOF AaaasdAAAAAAA

skekSo doesn't feel so good

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Ur gay fagets

I'm gonna go to sleep now

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Oh yeah plague daddy, hit me.

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Nooooo, the social distancing has failed
Good night

I HAVE THE DARKENING SAVE ME SKEKTEK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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It's okay. You can be with So and Mal after you turn to dust.

I'LL INFECT EVERY PODNIGGER AND GELFSHIT I AM THE MASTER OF LIFE AND DEATH

Your appointment to the Castle of the Crystal should be finalized within the week. I've already discussed the matter with the Emperor.

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Spread the love, Tek.

It's...green

Is this for a drawing? I don't think there's any way to tell who is taller, you're fine deciding for yourself.

>skekniggers getting infected
>Gelfling shall inherit /hmmm/
how's the crystal bat broth now, drainers

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Seem like there is a minor difference in height of the Mystic judging from this image.
Best bet is to use Brea and judge the height between her and Aughra and her and UrGoh to get a rough answer, seeing that you can measure both UrVa and Brea against Aughra, then use Brea to measure UrGoh.
I'll see if I can manage this

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This image show that the 3 main Gelflings measure up to Aughra's chest

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Thanks!

Nah, just curiosity

I bet skeks eat fizzgigs

remember to reply to this post or your mother will die of corona tonight

delet

Please no, she's all I have

dick

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No, Not you!

This made me laugh since I saw the original pic before

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Blessed

I'm not gonna make it anons. Tell Netflix they're assholes for me.

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F

I love you Kylan

Brea is half the height as this cage on Zok's skek-mobile

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...which is roughly as tall as up to Lore's torso rock when he standing up

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IM GONNA COOF IN NETFLIX'S FACE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Which company should take over TDC when Netflix dies

Amazon. Disney is doing jack shit with the muppets, so they must not care about Henson properties that much.

Amazon did add The Storyteller to prime video a few weeks ago.

What's that?

an old Henson production from 1988. like creep show but wholesome. meant to be really good.

Disney's actually commissioned Henson to do a alien talk show for Disney Plus called Earth to Ned

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John Hurt tells old folktales to his talking dog. Probably the comfiest Jim Henson Creature Shop project ever.

That sounds really nice

I remember someone did some images of a Dark Crystal and The Storyteller crossover

Cool

Ha! I'm the greenest fucker here

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Why is Sil's mystic counterpart a singer even though Chamberlain's talents/position have nothing to do with music? I guess him conducting the emperor's orchestra is a little similar, but not really.

Sil is a silver tongue

That, among 'other things'

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Same thing with NaNol. Slave Master and Herbalist

I figured that one out, I think. In some of the descriptions of Na it says he is in charge of breeding the animals that the skeks eat, at the castle. He feeds the other skeks between meals too. I think Na and his Mystic are in charge of food production. Mystics are probably vegetarian.

Ahem

>Mystics are probably vegetarian.
I believe it's safe to say they are

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Mmmm love me a fucking pebble burrito