THIS IS /COOF/: WHY CONTAIN IT?
WE MUST SPREAD OUR GIFT FAR AND WIDE
HERE WE WILL ORGANISE, POST LINKS TO THREADS THAT NEED TO BE COOFD!
*ACHOOOOOoooooooooooo*
/COOF/ INFECTED HORDES GENERAL
ACHoooooOOOOooo
LURE IN MORE ANONS TO SPREAD IT FURTHER
Sorry I don't *coof* feel too well. I'll stay home, you go ahead and *coof* *coof* *wheeze* spread it *coof*
COOF. COOF COOF CO COOF COOF!
user?
i must grow into a stronger green
IT'S NOT OGRE YET
You guys okay?
snned
Yas Forums has close it's borders!
no :(
REMEMBER TO INFECT ALL SNEEDPOSTERS
Wow look at this faggot. "Oh look at me I'm so healthy" Yeah not for long LOL!
Nah Sneed is a healthy corn fed American boy he ain't gone get it
Escape when you can
>tfw immunechad
Stay jelly h8rs
IM COOOOFING
why is everyone green here, what's going on ?????
ACHOOoooooooOOOooooOOOO
just let it happen user
People that have visited Reddit recently are IP tracked and made to use a green post.
So if someone (you)s me, I get sick? Is that how this works
I am a very influential Yas Forums poster
I'm starting to cough a little but I think it's just my allergies
What the hell?
At least we have each other
Take the gift, user. Spread it as much as you can.
>he isn't spitting in peoples drinks
Faggot
so now im green?
makes sense, I never visit Reddit
??? how did you make a blank post???
Yeah, man, you're practically glowing.
Lol. No one is going to mourn you guys.
i downvoted a r/unpopularopinion post like 5 minutes ago and aren't infected
Test
Anons, I have the cure
Keep replying to green posters, user! Don't give up!
why is your post red then ???
HELP
*COOF*
im immune and always will be
I'm ok r-right?
I HAVE 50 ROLLS OF TOILET PAPER
WILL TRADE FOR CURE
coof all you like, we are inheriting this board, once all of you are gone
I be free
What's going on here?
* AAARGH COOOOOF COOOFF CUUUUUUGH*
I CANT HELP IT IM COOOOOOOOOFING
how many of you are going to coof on me, before you realize you are only wasting your time ?
nothing man COOF just a little spring allergies
feels good to be healthy
imagine unironically having corona lol
I got the flu though
How to become even more infected? I want to go even further beyond
it's cool man I ironically have corona and sars
just as a joke haha
looks like coofs back on the menu boys
Immunity bitch
Mmmm
>pssst...
Testing.
Wow you sure are smug for a sick man
What do you mean man?
AHHH! It's an Asian - one of the people who started this worldwide pandemic!
here is your (you), still immune
Now now, don't be a bigot, user. Even Bruce Wayne is a gay Chinman these days.
coof
Hey there, bob
>immune
me too
cooooooof
anyone coof so hard they accidently shit themselves?
Reminder that all sneedposters are healthy!
Bros... I'm scared... I think he really is immune!
sneed
I am not a sneed poster
affirming the consequent you 12 year old nigger
nevermind me I'm just testing if I'm infected or not
Seems I really am immune. Must be my IP.
fucking losers get shreked
me too
user, look at your name, you are starting to get infected, me too.
I think it has a long incubation period, nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
OH NO NO NO NO COOF NO
Wait, what?! They told me it was just the flu?
UH OH I DON'T THINK SO BRO
i have been drinking a lot of sóy and i'm feeling as healthy as ever
sneed
it is
For now.
We’re done for
Well that's better then. Should be tip top in a few days. Heh, right, anons?
COUGH ON ME PLEASE