/COOF/ INFECTED HORDES GENERAL

THIS IS /COOF/: WHY CONTAIN IT?
WE MUST SPREAD OUR GIFT FAR AND WIDE
HERE WE WILL ORGANISE, POST LINKS TO THREADS THAT NEED TO BE COOFD!
*ACHOOOOOoooooooooooo*

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ACHoooooOOOOooo
LURE IN MORE ANONS TO SPREAD IT FURTHER

Sorry I don't *coof* feel too well. I'll stay home, you go ahead and *coof* *coof* *wheeze* spread it *coof*

COOF. COOF COOF CO COOF COOF!

user?

i must grow into a stronger green

IT'S NOT OGRE YET

You guys okay?

snned

Yas Forums has close it's borders!

no :(

REMEMBER TO INFECT ALL SNEEDPOSTERS

Wow look at this faggot. "Oh look at me I'm so healthy" Yeah not for long LOL!

Nah Sneed is a healthy corn fed American boy he ain't gone get it

Escape when you can

>tfw immunechad
Stay jelly h8rs

IM COOOOFING

why is everyone green here, what's going on ?????

ACHOOoooooooOOOooooOOOO

just let it happen user

People that have visited Reddit recently are IP tracked and made to use a green post.

So if someone (you)s me, I get sick? Is that how this works

I am a very influential Yas Forums poster

I'm starting to cough a little but I think it's just my allergies

What the hell?

At least we have each other

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Take the gift, user. Spread it as much as you can.

>he isn't spitting in peoples drinks

Faggot

so now im green?

makes sense, I never visit Reddit

??? how did you make a blank post???

Yeah, man, you're practically glowing.

Lol. No one is going to mourn you guys.

i downvoted a r/unpopularopinion post like 5 minutes ago and aren't infected

Test

Anons, I have the cure

Keep replying to green posters, user! Don't give up!

why is your post red then ???

HELP

*COOF*

im immune and always will be

I'm ok r-right?

I HAVE 50 ROLLS OF TOILET PAPER
WILL TRADE FOR CURE

coof all you like, we are inheriting this board, once all of you are gone

I be free

What's going on here?

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* AAARGH COOOOOF COOOFF CUUUUUUGH*

I CANT HELP IT IM COOOOOOOOOFING

how many of you are going to coof on me, before you realize you are only wasting your time ?

nothing man COOF just a little spring allergies

feels good to be healthy

imagine unironically having corona lol
I got the flu though

How to become even more infected? I want to go even further beyond

it's cool man I ironically have corona and sars
just as a joke haha

looks like coofs back on the menu boys

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Immunity bitch

Mmmm

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>pssst...

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Testing.

Wow you sure are smug for a sick man

What do you mean man?

AHHH! It's an Asian - one of the people who started this worldwide pandemic!

here is your (you), still immune

Now now, don't be a bigot, user. Even Bruce Wayne is a gay Chinman these days.

coof

Hey there, bob

>immune
me too

cooooooof

anyone coof so hard they accidently shit themselves?

Reminder that all sneedposters are healthy!

Bros... I'm scared... I think he really is immune!

sneed

I am not a sneed poster

affirming the consequent you 12 year old nigger

nevermind me I'm just testing if I'm infected or not

Seems I really am immune. Must be my IP.

fucking losers get shreked

me too

user, look at your name, you are starting to get infected, me too.

I think it has a long incubation period, nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

OH NO NO NO NO COOF NO

Wait, what?! They told me it was just the flu?

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UH OH I DON'T THINK SO BRO

i have been drinking a lot of sóy and i'm feeling as healthy as ever

sneed

it is

For now.

We’re done for

Well that's better then. Should be tip top in a few days. Heh, right, anons?

COUGH ON ME PLEASE