Previously, on /trek/
/trek/ Infected Edition
Jace Flores
Daniel Barnes
I just hope he's OK, guys.
Julian Cooper
The tricorder says the disease doesn't exist.
Liam Foster
Kurtzman looks like a child actor in old people make up.
Elijah Nguyen
>unnatural gray hair color
Luke Bell
I dub this the correct /trek/ thread.
John Stewart
When will they bring caitians to the show?
Josiah Allen
It's a toupee. Surely.
Aiden Gomez
cough
Blake Perry
We are far from the bones of our ancestors.
Landon Bailey
where is this from?
Aaron Sanders
Cartoons shouldn't have penises but those do.
Nolan Richardson
>NOO I DON'T WANT TO DIE DON'T KILL MY FAMILY
Luis Lopez
As I pass here today, in front of my friends and lovers, I have a final request. Never give those STD fags or those PIC traitors any quarter, their shows are insults and their "fans" are shills, stay strong and steadfast anons. I'll be rooting for you in Stovokor
Wyatt Stewart
B A S E D E D
Dylan Ortiz
Fuck STD and fuck Shitcard.
>fires you out into space as Amazing Grace on bagpipes intensifies
Joshua Sullivan
DISCO h8ers get sick. Really makes you think. God's will.
Brayden Roberts
>competing threads AGAIN
Get a grip, /trek/. You're better than this.
Benjamin Nelson
deviantart
Oliver Richardson
>he doesn't know
Tick tock, STD fag.
Jaxon Scott
oh no
Aiden Campbell
golem bodies are immune to the disease, of course
however, we've programmed yours to simulate the appropriate symptoms upon contact with diseased posters
Justin Williams
I accept my fate and look back onto the unique and good natured shit posts I have graced upon the world, the best you can do is sneer with a false sense of righteousness while ignoring your own problems
With a full chest (of fluid) and a booming smile I ask. "What is the nature of your sexual organs commander?" and pass peacefully into a warm abyss awaiting my brothers and sisters in a loving eternal embrace
Jaxon Jones
But I thought niggers were immune?
James Perez
It's too perfect to be true
Hunter Myers
Why are there so many bug chasers in this thread?
Christopher James
Based sexual organs chad, you'll always be remember.
Also, Gul Dukat did absolutely nothing wrong.
Sebastian Morris
Who'd find a cure first?
Andrew Myers
Pulaski would
Hudson Butler
Don't trust this guy , he's sick. Clearly it would be The Doctor.
Matthew Brown
Imagine Kira just squatting over your face and brapping lol *coof*
Ethan Gomez
based breen
Wyatt Reed
It'd have to be a 24th century doctor coz they have at least a century of research on their peers. The Doctor won't make human errors and has Delta Quadrant knowledge so I'd go with him.
Anthony James
The Doctor is, all jokes aside, probably the most advanced and competent physician in Star Trek.
Anthony Jenkins
So in true Q we see that 16 years before that episode started two Qs broke off from the continuum and made a child, doesn't that invalidate the two best Q episodes in voyager?
Jonathan Morgan
Thing I hate most about Star Trek is I'm jelly of replicators. I want lots of food it is either effort or a speciality and thus expensive to make yourself.
Ian Roberts
>competent
>Barclay in charge of testing the EMH's interpersonal skills
Nathan Green
Don't worry guys! Porthos is immune.
Oliver Phillips
I haven't been here for some time. How do I get the green glow?
Gabriel Williams
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You just have to practice social distancing and you don't get infected.
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Owen Taylor
Don't jinx it.
Wyatt Adams
Ensign, you will cease this "social distancing" behaviour at once and give me a big wet motorboat.
Adrian Bailey
Never saw the appeal of motorboating.
Tyler Roberts
Not with that chest, you'd break your nose.
Carson Sanchez
She's not too small as far as Asians go.
Brandon Green
Well, /trek/, it's time for bed. Keep the thread alive. Infect all of /trek/. It's the only way we'll find a cure.
William Williams
Hopefully we can get this entire general pozzed.
Grayson Walker
You would literally break your nose. There is no padding for your face there.
Lincoln Bailey
Picard isn't that bad. I mean it's shit, but it's way better than Discovery, which made me vomit with anger everytime I tried to watch it.
John Lewis
You're infect now, I win.
Aaron King
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is this real and will let me be a green chad amoung all of you "healthy" virgins?
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Jaxon Jones
>Voyager
David Rogers
STD is better because it only ruins Spock instead of SPIC which ruins Picard and 7of9.
Nicholas Green
They’ve managed to completely ruin both the TOS and TNG era with the snap of a finger. Only the ENT era remains untouched
Caleb Moore
He is the one that needs to die, he and jar jar abrams.
Hunter Harris
Bones NO
Chase Cox
>Only the ENT era remains untouched
I wouldn't have it any other way.
Henry Sanchez
ATTENTION BAKORAN WORKERS
I SNEEZED ONTO YOUR FOOD RATIONS
*cough*
THATS ALL
Aaron Diaz
>Only the ENT era remains untouched
With all the massaging and decontamination scenes, ENT is a little too touched.
Brody Harris
Get rekt.
Parker Long
>*doesn't give you the vaccine he made*
Nothing personnel, /trek/
Bentley Nelson
BASED
Which subspecies is Phlox letting ethnically replace us by allowing us to succumb to a curable disease?
Hudson Ortiz
How can ENT Chads just keep on winning? Can they be stopped?
Jack Wright
When does ENT get good? I'm struggling to get through S02.
Camden Roberts
>Computer, activate quarantine field 3-0-gamma around /trek/
>Begin sterilization!
Adam Martinez
Name a bad episode that you've watched recently then.
Elijah Garcia
What don’t you like about it so far
Charles Phillips
>the mulatto fag is there even though he isn't the CMO
I will never stop seething
Liam Evans
>fewer episodes than anything since TOS
>winning
I'm disappointed, user. We are the chads not because we win, but because we lose with honor.
Aaron Harris
Will they be okay?
Jeremiah Howard
ya I still have no flying fucking idea wth this mutants were saying