How does it spread?

but seriously, can you get the virus by fucking a whore with a condom, while both of you wear n95 masks?

I have diarrhea

this is gay

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s-she's married though...

I'm gonna COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF

You only get a green post if you go on reddit

bless you

mommy please impregnate me with those viral babies!!!

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It literally doesn't. Just a media hoax.

I never thought it would end like this.

sneed

only americans get infected.

ahem *coofs*

yeah i'm immune lads

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*UGH HNNNNNNNNG*

COOF!

This

I'm gonna cough

Doesn't work. Like I said, not real.

>tfw immune
Mass replying doesnt do a thing you retards

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get the fuck away

I think if you give an infected a (you) it spreads

Give me your peepee snotties!

hahahahahah, infected tiddy

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Not happening son

I will stay immune for the rest of the day and theres nothing you infected fucks can do about it

Nope.

BBC

Ok bye then

Do you get infected if your post is next to an infected post?

Don't reply to redditors.
Don't let redditors reply to you.
It's easy

test

eat my pozzed load, whore

No idea.

nope. it only matters if YOU reply. wont get infected if they reply to you.

Testing lol

user, you're the chosen one, only you can stop this madness

I didn't get it until I replied to the infected

Noooooooooooooooooooo

uh

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No Idea I don't have it

You get infected by being reddit

N

NO CROSS BOARDING

ALL Yas Forums POSTERS MUST QUARANTINE

TRAVEL OUTSIDE OF THE BOARD WILL BE PROSECUTED

COOOOOOOOOOOOOF

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Is it tagging aids niggers?

Reminder DO NOT reply to gre*ns and to anyone with funny looking "Anonymous"

start chugging bitch

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Keep trying. Not real.

I'm sorry I didn't hear your question.

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That’s because its transmitted sexually

*fucks your ass*

Goddamnit I'm in...

sneed

TELL ME ABOUT MY POST WHY DOES IT WEAR THE GREEN MASK?

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MAKE ME INTO A BIOHAZARD SLUT ANONS! COOF, SPITTING, SNOT RUBBING, EVERYTHING IS ALLOWED WITH ME!

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you gotta get a lot of yous from infected anons

interesting

Why don't you have it then? Only newfags fresh off the reddit press actually call people reddit as a deflection mechanism

Test

looks like a dude

*SSSSSUUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKK*
You have a nice biohazarded dick user, let me tell you!

Like what? They reply to you or you reply to them?

Why yes i'm infected, how could you tell?

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you want me to infect you?

Open up
*coof*

>he isn't into boipussy
Are you a fag or something?

buzz off

>Biohazard ft. Onyx = Judgment Night

is that so? here you go you filthy e-harlot

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I have multiple in this thread. Nothing. It's not real.

does replying to you increase my infection rate?
I don't care at this point

;)

they reply to you

Through me

not funni

I could tell because your cock did indeed taste like sweet coof-cum, user!
Hey anons uuuuhhmmmmm.... Care to give me a nice snot shower from your dicks?

checked and coofed

Good thing I’m totally immune to this

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It spreads through directly replying to posts, especially infected. MAINTAIN SOCIAL DISTANCING.

Virus spreading party!

infected replying to you does nothing. you have to reply to them. proof is my immunity.

Why am I still not infected?

(takes the servers a few minutes to refresh and count all your infected (you)s)

DON'T FUCKING TOUCH ME YOU DISGUSTING VERMIN

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infect meinfect me
cums in your mouthcoof on meplease

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*SSSSLLLLLLUUUUUURRRRRPPPPPP*
I'M A LITTLE COOFSLUT
I'M YOUR SNOTDUMPSTER ANONS

haha u funny
u die tomorrow

COOOOOOF

Why are all the infected posts so cringe?

Nope. I've replied to multiple infected in this thread who have replied to my earlier posts. It's not real. You're being pranked.
Look

...

I would surely die for some snot in my mouth right now

*coofs*

If you have "impure" dna. Only übermenschen will survive.

based

there is no disease, its a hoax

coof

>tfw immune

If I coof on you.

I’m immune

Test

Sneed. You're welcome

But user, if you don't reply to me, you can't use me as your coofslut!
*opens mouth*
*waits for snotshower*

no you're not

based

feels good to be healthy

COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

Good try.

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Test

its all tripfags

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*kisses your green, infected urethra*
*sucks and fucks your big coronacock*

Team peanutbutter chads get in here

Based

I'M GONNA... I'M GONNA..

By simping

will do

wawawawawa

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>tfw immune

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Do me too user

Go back to Twitter incel child

am I infected yet?
if not, please spread your disease to me

based

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Give me power, Biohazard!

Give me the gift user

COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF!

whew glad to see there’s at least a few of us

test

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seethe cope dilate have sex KEK

Do you have a single fact to back that up ?

Give it to me

*SSSSSNNNNNIIIIIIFFFFFF*
*unzips your snot throbbing coronacock*
*glob*

You are but I'll still pozz you

im scared

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I wonder if I'm immune.

ass to ass

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Just wash your hands. No big deal.