User, this is an infected only screening. I'm afraid I can't let you in

user, this is an infected only screening. I'm afraid I can't let you in.

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Robert why do I never see people leave from the infected screenings? Where do they go?

You gotta infect me robert

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Robert, have you been coofing on the popcorn?

i

*spits in your mouth*

Poz me, Robby.

Coof

ce to see you Robert, I'm glad you're not infected. Did you hear about Disney putting Mulan and BW on Disney+?

I swear I had a fever this morning, Robert. Come on let me in. Check it again if you must!

Get out before you become infected Robert

Ay Robert whats good nigga?

I killed Robert

*coof*
Thanks Robert, you're a real
*COOF COOF COOF*
Friend

i think im cured now

based Robert. I see you're an infectedchad as well

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get out, this is for your own safety, user

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Wtf we watching Tyrone.

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ROBERT NO

not your health

think again!

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I'm naked and strapped to bed, do anything you want to me. You anons can take turns coofing and spitting on me!

sneed

If I keep replying to infected will I get infected

F

Someone gice me a you

NOOOOOO

cough

oh god
please make it out alive Robert

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NO ROBERT DONT LEAVE ME

Do I share your gift now?

Robert, maybe *cough* we could see the film together?

NOOOOO
I guess I'll see you at the heaven kinoplex

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Robert???

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Maybe

sneed

don't worry Robert, I caught it just in time! you'll let me in now right?

>heaven

Uhh, you don't get to bring friends

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this is such a dumb april fools joke

So glad you could join us at the kinoplex in this special evening. Before our Goose marathon starts, I'm happy to announce you're all getting single passes for a year, sponsored by our friends at Wuhan Labs!

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close the theater robert!

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Oh yeah? *coof*

>mocks heaven
>gets infected
have fun with satan's cock up your ass with no lube

Robert please, I have to see this Kino.

WHO THE FUCK IS THIS? BRING ROBERT BACK IMMEDIATELY!

Now Robert you and the other infected anons just stay inside and don't go anywhere, I-I'll be back with meds. D-dont make me shoot you.

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why are you green

But Robert, I am infected

Does the infected policy cancel out today's singles policy Robert?

>Robert, please, give me tickets to the VIP seats.

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Move out of the way

Nooo Robert

Why aren't you?

Thats okay, Robert. I AM infected. Large popcorn please.

it's getting worse

wtf

Can someone give Robert an infrared thermometer he's pointing at you?

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how

Oh shit, what the fuck is this green shit? Get away from me, user

that's a gigachad virus you've got there

>tfw not infected
I'm gonna make it lads

Am i finfcet?>

Go to /g/ for papa Nurgle's blessing!!!!

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ROBEEERRTTTT

Please Spongeboy me Rob, I bought my ticket online and the movie already started

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