user, this is an infected only screening. I'm afraid I can't let you in.
User, this is an infected only screening. I'm afraid I can't let you in
Robert why do I never see people leave from the infected screenings? Where do they go?
You gotta infect me robert
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Robert, have you been coofing on the popcorn?
i
*spits in your mouth*
Poz me, Robby.
Coof
ce to see you Robert, I'm glad you're not infected. Did you hear about Disney putting Mulan and BW on Disney+?
I swear I had a fever this morning, Robert. Come on let me in. Check it again if you must!
Get out before you become infected Robert
Ay Robert whats good nigga?
I killed Robert
*coof*
Thanks Robert, you're a real
*COOF COOF COOF*
Friend
i think im cured now
based Robert. I see you're an infectedchad as well
get out, this is for your own safety, user
Wtf we watching Tyrone.
ROBERT NO
not your health
think again!
I'm naked and strapped to bed, do anything you want to me. You anons can take turns coofing and spitting on me!
sneed
If I keep replying to infected will I get infected
F
Someone gice me a you
NOOOOOO
cough
oh god
please make it out alive Robert
NO ROBERT DONT LEAVE ME
Do I share your gift now?
Robert, maybe *cough* we could see the film together?
NOOOOO
I guess I'll see you at the heaven kinoplex
Robert???
Maybe
sneed
don't worry Robert, I caught it just in time! you'll let me in now right?
>heaven
Uhh, you don't get to bring friends
this is such a dumb april fools joke
So glad you could join us at the kinoplex in this special evening. Before our Goose marathon starts, I'm happy to announce you're all getting single passes for a year, sponsored by our friends at Wuhan Labs!
close the theater robert!
Oh yeah? *coof*
>mocks heaven
>gets infected
have fun with satan's cock up your ass with no lube
Robert please, I have to see this Kino.
WHO THE FUCK IS THIS? BRING ROBERT BACK IMMEDIATELY!
Now Robert you and the other infected anons just stay inside and don't go anywhere, I-I'll be back with meds. D-dont make me shoot you.
why are you green
But Robert, I am infected
Does the infected policy cancel out today's singles policy Robert?
>Robert, please, give me tickets to the VIP seats.
Move out of the way
Nooo Robert
Why aren't you?
Thats okay, Robert. I AM infected. Large popcorn please.
it's getting worse
wtf
Can someone give Robert an infrared thermometer he's pointing at you?
how
Oh shit, what the fuck is this green shit? Get away from me, user
that's a gigachad virus you've got there
>tfw not infected
I'm gonna make it lads
Am i finfcet?>
Go to /g/ for papa Nurgle's blessing!!!!
ROBEEERRTTTT
Please Spongeboy me Rob, I bought my ticket online and the movie already started