How would you have changed JP2?

Drop the Jeff Goldblum as action hero delusion.

this, also they never needed the retarded red haired woman. it should have just been roland tembo's expedition into the wild unknown since he ironically is the hero of the movie

Julianne Moore is the only character and she's just getting plowed by velociraptor cocks in every hole and position for 90 minutes.

>I wanted Camocarno
I dont know why they have deprived us of that for all of these years. whats even worse is that they stole that feature to use for their gay indo rex nobody asked for

Haha imagine if Julianne Moore was your mom and she jerked you off to her nude scenes lol so gay

Great. Now Roland is the main hero and focus of the movie. Now he's become less cool.

>get rid of black girl
>bring back muldoon for tembo+muldoon teamup
>less envirohippie shit, more survival horror
>cut san diego
fixed.

>Drop the Jeff Goldblum as action hero delusion.
he didnt do anything in the movie but talk or run from a trex. didnt even hold a gun. not sure where you got this from.

>*pulls down pants*
AND HE PLOWS YOU WITH THIS

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Not make it at all. The second book was rushed out by the publisher to capitalize on the movie and then the second movie was a fucking joke. They changed malcoms whole character and the plot just became excuses to set up action scenes with no prevailing intelligence or reason

doesnt answer how Grant and Ellie would have zero cameo's in the sequel after being the stars. They either bring everyone back, or go all new cast, and set the movie 10-20 years later.

add in aliens and time travel

The movie was a let down because Crichton wrote the book at the behest of Spielberg. That's always a sign of garbage quality. Plus Malcolm was the face/protagonist of the film. The fact he did nothing didn't help his cause.

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>evil biotech company
>Bio Sin
Holy shit really Crichton?

Drop the San Diego bit and re work the climax on the island itself to resolve the film. Give the Nick van Owen character a bigger sense of comeuppance and punish him for his naive recklessness. I cut the kid character since she just doesn't add anything necessary to the plot or character dynamics.

Still a pretty pointless and unnecessary sequel though.

>doesnt answer how Grant and Ellie would have zero cameo's in the sequel after being the stars
>terrorized and hunted by dinosaurs
>going back to the island
why in the fuck would they ever go near the parks again? thats part of the reason why 3 was so shitty. it just copied the premise of 2 and having to ''rescue'' someone on the island.

the second one could have been great if it just focused on being a survival horror movie. the third film did everything the second film did wrong, but worse.

Dennis Nedry is Nerdy Sinned.

Should have taken place on a different part of the island concurrent with the events of the first film.
Horror movie where every character is eventually killed by dinosaurs, the last of which having his remains picked over as the original chopper flies away in the background.

Oh, and you might incorporate the idea in the book that the dinosaur biosphere on the island is doomed. Bring up the destructive behavior of the raptors and maybe make them more of the focus of the film and climax. This could tie in to the first film and how the raptor trio was all that was left of a bigger group after the new female killed the others. Point out that dinosaurs as intelligent as the raptors need elders to learn from and so it was always unclear that Ingen could ever properly raise them, and had never considered that dinosaurs might need to LEARN some behaviors from their parents and elders rather than just being solely driven by instinct. This demonstrates at least a little more how InGen/Hammond were naive and irresponsible.

ian got injured the most and literally went back to the island, your argument is invalid

>ian got injured the most and literally went back to the island, your argument is invalid
are you being obtuse or you just cant read? he went back to ''rescue'' his girlfriend. it was literally his entire purpose for being there.

are each of the main cast supposed to get their own spinoff where they have to rescue someone they love?

1. No daughter.
2. Sarah isn't fucking annoying and stupid.
3. Nick gets devoured by the T.Rex after Roland ironically attempts to save him by shooting it with his gun.
4. RJ doesn't die.
5. Ludlow doesn't die promises to go back and capture more dinosaurs.
6. Sequel follows Ingens attempts on Site B to capture more dinosaurs, Roland is the secondary protagonist but changes his quarry to a Spinosaurus after seeing it kill the T.Rex
7. Alan is main protag.

I have seen a shit load of trilogies. Obviously there are tons worse, but when your opening movie is JURASSIC FUCKING PARK, you'd think your setting yourself up for a top 3 trilogy of all time. Instead, they completely fucked up.

imagine luke and han solo not being in Empire Strikes Back. you bring back your stars

I would have set it later, with a dinosaur park already on the mainland. Everyone would expect the dinosaurs to escape the park and trash the city, so save that till the third act. In the meantime have a slow drama about corporate espionage, a spy or heist movie.

Gets him to write an entire novel then doesn’t follow it. The only part that’s the same is in the book the bad guys are trying to steal a baby trex.

I wish they would do a fresh adaptation of the novel. Oddly enough the parts where scientists explained the technological processes was pretty damn interesting. I dunno how Chrichton did it.

so you guys are still cool with the Lost World cast and story? I was thinking JP2 should be completely different. To me, it felt too 90's sitcomish. Like it was a giant episode of friends

youre ignoring the fact that grant was tricked into going back to the island. youre also ignoring the fact that malcolm was forced because someone he cared about was already sent there and it was his goal to just take them back home.

I just saw Escape from New York tonight, it was pure kino. So I don't know how, but make that with dinosaurs.

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>ESCAPE FROM ISLA NUBLAR

Unofficial Dino Trilogy:
Jurassic Park
Prehysteria
Tammy and the T-rex

>mogs your favorite dinosaur movie
>predicts 9/11

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Go back in time and lock Spielberg in a dungeon for two years until Crichton finishes the book.

poor kid

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>WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK

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>world trade center
>"We're Back!"

t. Al Qaeda

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The story itself had moments of being really grim and bleak. The characters are what made it stupid with many of them getting away with killing off innocent men who were doing their jobs and capturing assets that are owned by a company. Nick is the biggest offender of this.

Better than having him be the insufferable cunt he is in the books.

I WANT MORE NICK ROBINSON AND TY SIMPKINS. Nick Robinson and Ty Simpkins are relentlessly handsome.

The island premise is busted. Should have had the dinosaurs become an invasive species in areas, namely the flying one and water ones.

For starters, remove Dr. Goldblum and his Magic-Nigger daughter.

Its near perfect to me. Minus a few things. Mainly the ending.

Stay on the island! The aesthetic is so good. Instead Spielberg blew his wad early and had to go to the mainland instead of leaving it for the third film and sapping the third film of an interesting premise.

Original ending involved:
>a motorcycle chase with velociraptors
>pteranodons attacking the rescue helicopters
>a cat and mouse hunting scene between the bull Rex, Tembo and Ludlow in a pitch dark, dense jungle
>the hunt resulting in Tembo realizing he lost to the rex and was lucky to survive while Ludlow gets carried off to the rex nest to be eaten by the baby

These original ending ideas were set to film before being scrapped as detailed in the Making Of The Lost World book.

I dont mind the gymnastics scene that much. Its not great but eh its set up.

Also let Eddy Carr or somebody shoot something with his poison dart rifle somewhere in the movie. It gets built up and never used. Hell even if its a person that gets shot. Just let the damn thing be used.

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>cucking Grant

Oh no

I believe she was in her 20s

What is it about the JP trilogy's aesthetic that makes me rock hard? What do you call it?

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Oh and add the scene of Tembo and Ajays introduction in the African market

Fuck it's not fair, carnobros. He deserved better.

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What a fucking let down of a scene for fans that have bern waiting for the carno. He gets made a bitch 3 times in the movie and doesnt have its signature attribute from the movie nor its real life attribute of having ungodly speed.

Signature attribute from the book*

a big reason I loved LOST was because they too had the mysterious island facility aesthetic going on too. I feel like that was a huge missed opportunity the JP/JW franchise never tapped into. Not just in rundown facilities but even have shit ancient civ shit like trespasser did

no one's going to bring up the switched legs?

It's just insulting. I wonder if it was done as a jab at Disney, seeing as how in Dinosaur they wanted to use a Rex but scrapped it because they didn't want to compete with JP.

Now that I think about it, originally the Sinoceratops in FK was supposed to be a Pachyrhinosaurus, too. Guess they didn't want to be too on the nose.

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>I wonder if it was done as a jab at Disney, seeing as how in Dinosaur they wanted to use a Rex but scrapped it because they didn't want to compete with JP.
yeah supposedly universal was pretty salty about disney releasing a dinosaur movie with a carno as its bad guy around the time they were either making lost world or JP3. I think it was JP3 because that is what eventually lead to them choosing the spinosaurus as the new "big bad" for their movie.

>Now that I think about it, originally the Sinoceratops in FK was supposed to be a Pachyrhinosaurus, too. Guess they didn't want to be too on the nose.
whats also funny about that is that they actually released a pachyrhinosaurus as one of the official toys because it was already finalized for toy production before they made the switch. whats even funnier is that they simply relabled it as sinocerotops on the actual packaging for said toy. from what I understand they went with sino simply because it actually has a horn, could also be becuase 'sino' is just another word for china and the whole point of having said dinosaur in the movie is to raise awareness about rhino poaching which is done entirely by chinese who believe rhino horn has magic properties (as in it'll make their little dicks bigger).

I love to see a full adaptation from the book. People will finally get to see what 'really' happened in the nublar incident.