/trek/

Not a faggy Valley Forge troll thread edition.
No backlink because other thread is /trash/ tier.

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how do you guys feel about getting mellow with some tunes out on the open water?


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Based, I left trek because of that and found this.

>ye neva get me haspa comanda

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Please report yacht rock spam.

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>Somthing falling that hard that fast
The odds are nil

Yet, they lived, thanks to the writers, and plot armor.

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Where can I get a mommy Rommie dommie tranny gf bros?

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Everyone that lusted after Narissa is retconned as gay. Thanks Kurtzman.

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I thought they hired some lesbo astrophysicists to advise them on this.

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Holy based Neelix

wow! a 4th IP address appears to this two-man circle-jerk. You like mellow tunes, bro?

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i miss her, bros

She'll be back. You never saw her hit the ground, and she has transported out of danger before, when she was Zerg rushed by XBs.

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Is this the new /yacht/ general?
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based /yacht/ bro bringing some much needed mellow to this harsh thread

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Memory Alpha says RIP, but who knows.

Rare photo of James Doohan's missing finger. It was shot off in WW2.

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Where's the missing finger user?

Nobody is ever really gone in the Kurtzmanverse.

He could live long or prosper, but not both.

MIA in action.

Shatner's colon

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>here's Stewart photographed with all of his wives, each one younger than the last!

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I am going to edit my SRT file for this episode so (((they))) renders.

Did they?

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Kek

youtu.be/pWjYdKX3Mv4

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Where's Valley Forge?

Fuck off, VF. Nobody asks about you that isn't (You).

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In his moms basement contemplating suicide while listening to yacht rock.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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There's a clever bit of foreshadowing in that scene. All those holo-advertisements are personalised, tea for Picard, ship maintenance for Rios, drugs for the crackhead. But, Agnes gets a fighting robot. That's weird. We think, why would this adorkable girl get targeted with such an aggressive ad? Because, we don't know yet that she's a backstabbing murderer. But, to keep her adorkable cover. She has to play it off, pretend she's scared of this cartoon. Which she does perfectly, like the manipulative psychopath she is.

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This is what is fucked up about targeted adbots. This is the future we face.

The Federation should ban Cambridge Analytica.

I never thought about it this way.

they closed two years ago user

why do retards on the internet think she's a tranny?
did i miss something?

>confess your ads

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It says it on memory alpha.

Our retarded society surrenders privacy for (free))) content with the simple click of a button that says Okay. We let corporate data miners know everything about us with our phones, computers, and security/traffic cams. You have no constitutional right to privacy if you click OK. Your data will be sold to any company or government wiling to pay for it. It will one day be so targeted that the wealthy will be able to buy a specific individual's data, so trillionaires can abduct you ant take you to rape islands, nations, or planets.

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Canonically, in Star Trek. They reopened and relocated to Freecloud City. I assume.

He was channeling director bullock during those scenes

That kind of intelligent storytelling should be expected from Chabon. They didn't give him a Pulitzer for nothing.

I may have made some typos in my anger, but I stand by this statement.

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>coom to Rommie mommy

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Cast them in Trek.

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What am I looking at here?

ur mom

>Coomer /trek/ posting thinks it's better than 'captain's yacht rock' fun-posting.

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What would Kirk's yacht look like?