Pussy
Have you ever had a woman look at you like Bo Peep looks at Woody? What was it like?
Eli Allen
Isaiah Miller
Yeah, problem is she was 12.
Colton Williams
Yeah but the girl was really clingy and like a 6.5 at best so I just felt regret that it wasn't somebody hotter
Landon Bell
Hey Yas Forums. I wanna share this with someone and this thread is the perfect opportunity.
>skiing trip with college
>mother works in the sports department so she got me on the trip even tho I’m a level student
>only knew one person going
>regardless I’m socially competent so I make friends with pretty much everyone there
>got to the hotel in switzerland and unpacked, we all wrapped up warm and went outside for snowball fight
>first night we go to a local Swiss pub, on the walk up I talk to a girl who made a little snowball man and held it in her hands, threatened to destroy it, but in a joking way, we were laughing
>got to the pub, she’s glancing at me
>I’d done my research before going, stalked everyone’s instagrams, knew this girl had a boyfriend
>talked to her briefly. Went back to the hotel
>second night was a Sunday. No pub. But I was in her group in skiing and we talked. A lot.
>third night we sat next to each other at the pub and just talked nonstop for a good 30 minutes about relationships, yada yada
>went back to her room, we lay opposite sides of the same bed, eating pot noodles that she had microwaved
>slept in there
>fourth night, pub again. We got a mini disco going. She keeps touching me and holding my neck while we dance. It’s so fucking obvious. Three pedos try getting on the girls, one swears at my mother, I push him
>we forced to retreat
> back to her room agin, watching Netflix, she holds my hand, my arm is around her
>”what are we doing”
>I reply “what is actually happening right now?”
>try to kiss her
>no user, I’m sorry, I 100% would if I wasn’t with him
>understandably I’m pissed off
>I say “alright, it’s fine, no worries”
>”are we okay user”
>”yeah of course, do you want to go in with the others
>”okay”
>she hugs me
>we go in the room where everyone is and have a yoga competition
>she’s so clingy bros, grabbing my hand
>go sleep in my room
Nathaniel Robinson
What's the point then
Dominic Parker
>we go in the room where everyone is and have a yoga competition
Fucking nerds
Evan Ortiz
>fifth night, we have to use in-hotel pub because of pedo incident
>all having fun
>she asks to have a word
>we in the hallway and I can’t even remember what we talked about, I was hammered
>everyone goes upstairs
>she asks me to go to her room but I say we should go in the room witw very one, she insists that I go to hers, we go inside
>I sit by the door. She holds my leg, we talk about things. I ask her why she’s touching me, and she says she can’t help it
>she tells me to come up on the bed
>we cuddle in the bed, she holds me close, I’m like “if I go for a neck again you’re just gonna stop Me”
>she says she wants me, but doesn’t want to feel guilty
>she kisses my cheek
>later she kisses my neck
>I don’t go for anything because I’m retarded, i should have kissed her
>she goes to take her makeup and clothes off, she’s in her shorts and tube bra now
>”I couldn’t stop looking at you today user”
>”yeah I did notice”
>we cuddle and fall asleep together
>the next day I wake up with her, I cuddle her close and she tells me to go back to sleep
>I check the time on my phone. Nearly breakfast, damnit user why u have to wake up so late
>I sneak out of her room
>I’m with the boys for most of the journey home but we sit next to each other on the train. She can’t stop looking at me, I see in the reflection
>we share AirPods and she’s playing all romantic sexy shit
>get to the college
>”we’re never gonna see each other again after this” smiling
>”shut up mun, you can’t get rid of me that easily”, okay bros, it’s going good right?
>get home and we text for a bit, I’m like “this is gonna suck” “I don’t want to text you cause it’s just gonna hurt me more”
>” I understand user, but don’t be a stranger”
>she’s with her boyfriend again the next day
>few days after I send her a short message
Bentley Barnes
>”listen I’m not gonna send you a big para but obviously I still like you and I’m gonna say this. Do you still feel the same”
>pic related
Leo Long
i was going to say something to defend this stupid cartoon character but the face reminds me of this girl i knew in high school.
Never really cared for her because i knew she didn't care for me, but she would always talk to boys in a slutty manner and give them that look. That stupid baby-doll look.
She bent so many fucking nerds over he knee holy shit you would not believe. She got everything she wanted, from EVERYONE. The most she would do to me is get in real close and whisper weird stuff to me. She did those things because she knew it was cute. Not going to lie or anything, the thought of fucking her stupid slutty cunt crossed my mind many times, but i knew exactly what she was doing.
Dumb slut. Hope she's DEAD
Robert Hernandez
It’s been three weeks since bros and it’s been awful. Quarantine has made it worse. I should be out with my mates right now and getting on other birds but I’m stuck inside my house with my mind.
at least I have you guys, right, Yas Forums?