YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST COUGH AT US AND WALK AWAY!?
YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST COUGH AT US AND WALK AWAY!?
Tyler Davis
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Connor Evans
A long time ago in Wuhan I was working for the local WHO bribing tribal preppers with toilet paper. But the Costcos were being raided by a boomer. One day I saw a child playing with a roll the size of a tangerine, the boomer had been throwing them away.
Caleb Butler
TELL ME ABOUT WUHAN
WHY DOESNT HE WEAR THE MASK?
Jace Nguyen
Yes
Jonathan Jenkins
Some people just want to wipe their ass
Robert Gonzalez
>i mean... what happened? did your proteins fall of? you see a virus like me-
>A FLU
Ryan Barnes
checked and fucking KEK'd
Daniel Sanders
Brody Cruz
>Its not about toilet paper, its about sending a message.
Aaron Garcia
>>Does Harvey know about you and his little ventilator
Luke Price
im amanda wairward
Bentley Thompson
>/tvpol/: ISN'T A PANDEMIC FUNNY?!
Samuel Garcia
Why so serious?
William Howard
>Yas Forums schizo that hate Batman is seething and coping again
Lmao nigger you craycray
Levi Torres
>Haha, an I cool to join /tvpol/ yet?!
Aaron Wright
ENOUGH OF DEN LAU
Nathan Harris
Lighten up
Andrew Walker
>people are dying alone in hospitals and you’re laughing, you’re laughing!
Asher Martin
Nigger fuck pol and fuck your cracker ass
Caleb Cox
Soon...little, uh, Gambol here won't be able to get a ventilator for his grandma-
Elijah Edwards
No i am honking
Honk honk
Samuel Gomez
Eat a dick, you fucking dog fucker.
Brody Rodriguez
Eat a dog you fucking chink lover
Camden Ramirez
Connor Wood
>Stop pointing out that this thread is trash! Let's up shitpost in peace!!
Brandon Green
10/10
Adrian Perry
>stop making threads i hate i can bump to page 1
Thanks for the effort buddy
Zachary Smith
Hey Mods, we got another off top Corona Shitposting thread here.
Asher Myers
>no fun allowed
Oliver Stewart
Yeah
Leo Myers
Janni Janni there is a little propper track it's for a tranni seething and coping with a dick instead of a fanny so let that real shit provoke we are gonna smoke a Jannie tranny on oure board hiro can't do shit when we are shitting up the jannies board with oure Yas Forums posting ya you Better belive in a bane thread you always sneed
Ian Cruz
The fuck are you talking about?
Levi Young
David Reed
If you faggots would put energy into something productive, you might get ahead!
Nathan Nguyen
>implying shitposting isn't my way of relaxing after a productive day
perhaps reddit is more your speed if you can't handle shitposting and only want super serious high strung content
Jordan Jackson
It has taken China and Italy. We have barred the borders but cannot hold it for long. Coughs, coughs in the stores... We cannot get toilet paper. They are sneezing.
Eli Ross
Nigger do you even realise you are on Yas Forums
Adrian James
made me giggle
Dylan Bennett
kek
Nolan Ortiz
Great thread.
Jacob Morgan
>the cough is mine it's all mine dirty hobbit can't have my cough
Josiah Flores
Let me get this straight: you think that your client, one of the wealthiest and most powerful men in the world, is secretly a super spreader, who spends his nights coughing on doorknobs and licking supermarket produce... and your plan is to quarantine this person?
Joseph Young
You see I'm not a plague. I'm just ahead of the curve.
Brody Cox
>Somehow, we run out of toilet paper
James Anderson
ENOUGH from the cold. I'm putting the word out. 500 billion for the genetic sequence, 1 trillion for the vaccine so I can teach this virus a lesson in evolution.
James Myers
what are you even doing here bro?
Leo Lopez
Okay, fine. You either die the coofer or you live long enough to see yourself become the boomer.
Jonathan Evans
best one
Austin Cruz
You know what I am? I'm a Chink chasing bats. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it! You know, I just *EAT* things.
Connor Roberts
>cooking meat befor you Eat it oh no no little harvey
Oliver King
>Do you have any idea who you’re coughing on?
Xavier Sanders
Even the chinks are laughing, fuck outta here
Austin Allen
Some men just wanna watch the world cough
David Gonzalez
>Stay safe.
Aaron Hughes
>I believe that what doesn't kill you just gives you...immunity.
Ethan Smith
If Coleman Reece isn’t dead in 60 minutes.. I blow up a toiletteries aisle
Henry Nelson
You think your lack of hygiene is your ally? I was born in it, molded by it, I didn’t see a roll until I was a man by then it was nothing to me but blinding
Kevin Morris
Uh it’s simple. We uh kill the bat men
Jordan Anderson
>why would i want coughers
They work for the hazmat man
>the virus guy
>get this coughers on my plane
Lincoln Taylor
>/tvpol/: REDDIT REDDIT REDDIT REDDIT, IF YOU DISAGREE, IT REDDIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!
Kayden Garcia
Yes, please for back r*ddit, or anywhere that won't engage a cuck's gag reflex.
Jose Ward
>it's simple we kill the batman with the FRICKIN CORONAVIRUS!!!! KEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol!
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Liam Brown
a virus is a lot like breathing. all it needs is a little cough.
Charles Howard
Do you know anyone with it?
Juan Lee
OOK OOK EEK EEEEEEEEEEEK NEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHE I GET IT! I GET IT! AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAH IT LIKE QUOTE FROM THAT BATMAN MWOVIE BUT YOU MAEK IT ABOUT CURRENT EVENT!!!!!!!!!!!! NEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEGHEHEHHEHEHEH AH AH AH OOK OOK EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
Gavin Baker
>it's simple we kill the frogman with the cough
Cameron Perry
>You see I'm a guy of simple tastes. I enjoy uhh, diner, and soup, and BATS!!!
>And you know what they have in common?
>They're cheap.
Nicholas Miller
>Coronavirus?
Can I get a heckin "based" directed to my post, bros.
Adam Lewis
>NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGH! Look at you go! Does Donnie know about your *little* flu? WOAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH! COOFING s making a choice....CHOOSE BETWEEN ONE LIFE OR THE OTHER! Your ldying boomer voter base or the collapsing economy to be! AHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA
>Y-you have nothing! NOTHING to threaten me with! Nothing to do with all your pumps!
Ayden Brown
Cough at me.
COUGH AT ME.
Luke James
WHERE ARE THE OTHER VENTILATORS GOING
Ian Davis
ENOUGH FROM THE COUGH