Pirates of the Caribbean

patrician opinion

1 and stranger tides are by far the best

>IT BE TOO LATE TO ALTER COURSE NOW MATEY HAHAHA
Best scene

heaving bosoms in corsets

what was the point of the last one?
it felt like nothing happened for the whole movie
1>2>3>4>

just here for the boobers

1=2=3>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>the rest

Yup, its that buck toothed biddy.

based

1>5=4>>>>>>>>>>>1, 5, and 4 are all really good.

That ain't Eva Green is it?

Her nudes were nice

Can't be, she has clothes on.

nice ass

The threads full of virgins falling for this pathetic push-up bra were really, really funny.

didnt know they existed, lit

this

Why?

cool setting
good leading cast
great costumes
memorable score
cute girls

Because I had hope that we had all learned not to do that in high school, but I guess I forgot where I was.

>hasn’t seen her tits

my literal dream girl. she is married and is hitting the wall these days but holy shit, for some good 10 years she was about the most perfect woman in the world.

>he doesn't know

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Good cast. Well directed. 4 and 5 are shit, though.

She still holds up very well with a kid, and not even 30.

If she was only in more movies.

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Pirates 1 and Black Sails are pure pirate kino.

naked sex movies

Tried to like the last one with Yagsparro but couldn't enjoy it. The two new main leads were annoying and way too much sillyness in general instead of returning to it's (slightly) more serious roots. The main plot seemed to go nowhere and was all over the place, the villain gets the ultimate weapon and is then two minutes later defeated? Also the ending was a CGI shitfest that looked horrible.

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Hnnnnnnnngh

Yeah, but super tasteful and artistic.

Yu purro?

Tasteful and artistic butthole

On Stranger Tides is alright but it’s just not the same without the original Black Pearl crew from the main trilogy. I also never thought they’d find a guy more bland than Orlando Bloom but they did.

yes, she is hot asf

yeah i'd pick up the pieces

Come on, 1-3 are actually good, 4 is comfy but 5 isn't even enjoyable

She would be the perfect Mera after Heard gets ousted from DCEU/Aquaman.

Kaya for Mera! #DCforKaya!

This scene is total kino.
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YAG

She is so fucking hot.

Only if she has a nude scene

POTC would have been peak kino if it ended at 2
>jack wins the fight and gets the heart
>rest of the movie is the same
>"not even jack sparrow can best the devil"
>jack still dies, but with heart in his pocket
>davy jones:"OH SHI-"
>jones dies

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The scenes with Jack in the afterlife were great though.

4 and 5 have their moments but the original trilogy ended perfectly.
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you sound like a woman

How did they manage this kind of CGI 15 years ago?

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Also the maelstrom fight is just a great set piece.

Absolutely top tier mocap. Disney spared no expense.

Stanley Kubrick was planning on making a lovecraft movie, so he genetically engineered a squid baby and taught it to act. When Kubrick died squid kid was shit out of luck until the pirates of the Caribbean movies.

I can't be the only one who likes 3 right? Lot of people give that one shit but I always liked it. Beckett did nothing wrong, and his death scene was god-tier

Loved it. I really hope Johnny Depp does one more and they bring Gore Verbinski back as director.

it was a pointless filler movie and woman stronk pirate king plotline

literaly could have just made the 2nd movie another hour longer and it wouldve encompassed the last act of the third movie, the armada battle

I don't think johnny will be back.
Rumor has it he blew his entire fortune on coke

I like the third one better than the second. Its just a bunch of stupid compounding bullshit that goes nowhere in service of nothing. Obviously its the first part of a two part story, but its all bun and no weenie.

what is some good cum-kino with this woman

It was about your mom.

>he sued his accountants for letting him waste all his money
>wins
It's a shame, dude really did have it all.

Kaya is my waifu and I'm hoping she'll get a breakout role in the inevitible Hercules live action

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Everyone goes on about Gollum but this looks actually somewhat real while Gollum looks like shit now.

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>having a coked up slag with pierced nipples as your waifu

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By hiring people based on their competence.

Everyone says the first movie was the best but Davy Jones and his crew was pure, unadulterated kino.

Plus Keira looked ultra qt in her pirate king outfit.

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>pierced nipples are not hot as fuck
Low test

KINO
youtube.com/watch?v=ECoYRvCMgr0

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