‘Bloodshot’ Beat ‘Birds of Prey’ in VOD Sales and You Should All Be Ashamed

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Are you feeling shame now, Yas Forums?

How dare you not see a womyn film!

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

They didn't make me feel guilty for not seeing Charlie's angels and they won't make me feel guilty for not seeing birds of prey

I feel guilty for having seen it

Too bad that this won't stop the people in charge from putting out another dumpster-fire of a movie.

Birds of Prey was garbage in every conceivable
way
story - garbage
casting - garbage
editing - garbage
acting - garbage
they retconned harley into a human personification of what a female, blue haired, free lance writer would tweet after a break up
I can see how the idea 'sex and the city + violence' would seem like a good idea in a single minded writers room, so i kind of understand how this debacle happened.
how it made it up the chain is beyond me though, its just so badly made and written.
who was the target audience for this? have smooth brains still not realized that blue check twitter account are not a valid cross section of society

I'm feeling pretty good tonight lads

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this is a real scene that happens for no reason in the movie
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mmmh Schadenfreude is nice
when whoa trans buy says "you should be ashamed" she's talking to women and feminists right? the ones who didn't bother to pay to watch a super duper feminist movie that was made for them

Quit making click bait and gimme some sucky you slant eyed gook fuckhole

The lighting is so garbage in that sequence.

Boy those bitches get beat by Hedgehogs and Vin Diesels, they really can't win.

No straight white cis males should be ashamed for their toxic masculinity and misogony and for supporting the patriarchy that oppresses female filmmakers.

did you drop a comma there or what
because
"no, straight white cis males should be ashamed"
and
"no straight white cis males should be ashamed"
mean 2 opposite things. which one is it

>BUY THIS PRODUCT NOW IT HAS TO MAKE A LOT OF MONEY OR YOURE A BIGOT
how did we get to this point?

It's a mystery

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NOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST WATCH A MOVIE YOU WANT TO WATCH

>a litterly who comic film beat a movie with Hatley fucking quinn
The absolute state of Warner brothers.

the absolute state of Margot Robbie

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I saw both. Charlie's Angels was watchable if you think KStew is sexy, but BoP was one of the worst movies I've ever seen, unironically.

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What are you talking about?! This was the best scene in the movie!

I don’t read anything written by Asians with the exception of the Daoist texts

They thought this was a good idea?

I liked exactly one scene only and it was the one where Harley snorts cocaine and becomes super powered like a cartoon character while black betty is playing in the backgorund. That one was sort of kino.

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>that woke journo who thinks Birds of Prey is some sort of masterpiece

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It was really disgusting too.
>ugly crying
>Harley stuffing her face as she was ugly crying
>binge drinking and ugly crying
>falling in love with a serial killer
>hair cutting
>Harley giving herself a tattoo
>party whoring after a breakup
>vomiting into a handbag
>about three different characters where her backstory is "the girl is the brains and the guy takes all the credit"
I felt like I was watching an Amy Schumer movie.

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They should have Birds of Prayed for a better release.

So it’s only watchable if you aren’t a real person.

I saw Bloodshot literally 2 nights ago and I can barely remember the last half an hour

that was shit, tricked by a good song (that is a cover version but I still like because it was in NFS Underground 2)

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turns out
sexy woman just being sexy with no grudges of chips on her shoulder
= box office success

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If only Black Widow had opened right before Corona took place. Now it's delayed to who knows when.

>birds of prey
>only one of them bird-themed
>she's a canary
canaries are just prey

The first minutes of the movie are what could actually be made into a movie, but they just made a montage

>movie that almost no one saw due to theater shutdown sells more online than movie that was in theaters for 2 months
huh who'da thunk

>bloodshit made for china vs. harley friquin quinn

>Invisible Man had 2 weeks in theaters, was released on VOD the week before, and is still #1

Corona-chan will give us some pause at least.

Liked Bloodshot, but it was just a kid friendly version of pic related.

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Shazam is better than any movie on that list

>Ashamed

What is wrong with these people. I don't understand them at all.

I don't even remember that happening. I remember the villain being a whiny manbaby faggot. I couldn't see why anyone even listened to him.

I think Kstew is sexy but can't watch her because it pains me too much Robert Patterson turned her lesbo

I'm gonna watch it now. I didn't even know Bloodshot was from comics.

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Wonder Woman 7.4? Is this real?

>Margot Robbie trying to be Marilyn Monroe
This is what zoomers have to offer, and people wonder why there aren't movie stars anymore

Bloodshot wasnt a success at the box office tho retard

oh yeah?
suck my dick nigger
put your big soft lips on my dick and bob your head like a chicken
you know you fucking want to you homo fag

you can tell this was a much longer scene but someone had the sense to cut the cringe short

>>oh yeah?
>suck my dick nigger

absolutely based

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>I felt like I was watching an Amy Schumer movie.
There needs to be 4 or 5 more lines of "Harley stuffing her face" for that to be true.

HAHAHAHA
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BWAHAWHAHAHA

Also soon to be Formerly Employed "Film" journalist

Somebody please change that shot of Harley getting railed by Sonic into Bloodshot instead

Its.....Its..uncanny!

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Remember the last time a bunch of clickbait artists got downsized and people kept advising them to learn how to code and they got so mad about it that became a bannable phrase on twitter?

The production values are such shit. They couldn't even light the scene properly

how bout fuck off, I'll watch what I want to watch in my free time