It's another Christians are crazy episode

>it's another Christians are crazy episode

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So, real life?

Based Family Guy

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im going to fuck my gf tonight, we've been together several years. what can i do to make it interesting.

Take some edibles

NORMAL

Ever since the left progressed past him and start labeling his ass as problematic, Macfarlane has toned down a lot of his liberal propaganda in the show.

Still euphoric as fuck whenever the topic of religion comes up though.

Crazy people are objectively more based than normalfags

shoe on head, sharpie in pooper

You're mad because deep down you know it's true

Bring a black friend over to do the fucking for you

but they literally are. imagine never developing any critical thinking skills because you gave it up to a 2000 yr old book from a time where everyone thought farts were the spirits of dead relatives haunting you

>worshiping a jew
sounds crazy to me

Bu it's not true, for the Lord Jesus Christ came not in a spirit of madness and stupor, but in love, grace, forbearance, peace, longsuffering, and righteousness. He came so that men may be free from sin and free from the bondage thereof.
It is this Jesus Christ, whom the world did buffet and crucify, that we ought to worship in all humility and happiness. He is the resurrection and the only way into heaven. He is our Lord and Savior.

do the rocco sifredi thing where you slap her in the face if she makes a single sound

How come atheists cannot build civilisations?
Have you ever thought critically about that? How come atheism, which exists as a base state, has historically failed to produce anything, and can only function using religious societies as a base? Egypt? Rome? Greeks? Mayans? Aztecs? Where is the wonders atheism built if it's so great?
Come on Mr. Critical Thought, give that one a critique. From what I've seen atheists are not only incapable of creating anything worthwhile, they are also incapable of maintaining anything worthwhile. Look at how your modern atheists plan of action is to import millions of believers on the not just unproven, but actively disproven assumption that they will abandon their religious ways and adopt their hosts failing secularist views.
A lot of blind faith for a nonbeliever lmao. Smug atheists like you who lvie inside their own asshole are the lowest form of life.

>make it interesting
She’s gonna cuck you. Foreplay and role play is a meme, if your cock isn’t enough it’s over.

Atheism is a new thing. People weren’t atheists before because they lacked the perspective we have in the modern age. Atheists are literally building, creating, inventing as I write this very post. Kill yourself fairy worshipping child.

Get Coronavirus and give it to her, for the meme

>Atheism is a new thing
Literally impossible you oaf. Logical deduction dictates that atheism is older than religion by necessity. Before people made shit up, there must have existed a state of atheism.
In every place in this world.
And it didn't accomplish ANYTHING.
How come the religious reached this pinnacle of accomplishment, this "modern age" yet the atheists were incapable. Doesn't sound like they had much critical thought to me lmao.

aHAHAHA Jesus Christ how ignorant of history are you?

Hard to educate yourself from inside your own asshole tbf.

Just like Jew and Muslims and Buddhist and Hindus and pagans and Mormons

>christfag
>speaking about logical deduction
my sides. you probably think your pc runs on magic dust and gnat juice.

COPE not an argument fedora.

>Adam West

I miss that nigga like you wouldnt believe

The Soviet Union was an atheist nation and they flourished

He was woke on the water stealing issue

So your argument is that because most civilizations were built in a time when religion was more common, religion builds civilizations? Explain.

Nigger you literally think that matter energy complex physical laws and information cane out of nothing. RETARD. I know you hate your father but just grow up.

>religion was more common, religion builds civilizations
Duh
Religion is disappearing and civilization with it

You think a jew sky wizard created everything. You’re not exactly helping your case you absolute clown.

Officially atheist. When the government has a gun to your head, it’s hard to say no. Most people were underground Christians who hated the soviet government.

I'm not a chirstfag. I'm a legitimate critical thinker who sees that, through evolution based reasoning (that religion has worked again and again while atheism has failed over and over), that your views are trash and produce adverse results.
I said smug athiests such as yourself are the lowest form of life because you are. You don't have to believe in religion to deduce that it has value. You need to assign arbitrary values (the mark of the mental midget) to concepts like truth in order to argue the value of atheism.
I was like you once. When I was 11 lmao.
You call yoruself a critical thinker because you parrot the thoughts what daddy Gervais told you constitute critical thought, but you never really thought about that.

There were atheists even in Ancient Greece. The only difference is people labelled them (rightly) as retarded skeptics while theistchads like Plato and Aristotle did all the intellectual heavy lifting

I agree that religion helps build civilization, but are you of the opinion that this fact makes any one religion literally and factually true?

He’s not Jewish you kike. How can he be jewish when he existed before Jews? Regardless you don’t even need to be Christian to see how empty philosophically atheism is.

>moving the goal post

kek

lmao just because you make a 2000 year old jew book part of your identity doesnt mean you are somehow smarter or somehow any more intelligent than anyone else. It just makes you a gullible sheep who cant cope with real life.

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OP btfo

Ow the edge

The point of the question is I’m trying to figure out what your goal post is.

you've clearly never had sex

That religion builds civilisation

absolutely btfo

Just because you read Dawkins doesn’t mean you’re smarter than anybody else. It makes you a gullible sheep that can’t cope with the fact that his choices has consequences and you can jerk to tranny porn and smoke meth all day.

Glue coins to your tongue and fill your mouth with milk. Explain to her that women taste like that after she kisses you.

Knife fights never get old

He's not Jewish, but you still choose to believe the Jewish interpretation of God, which is a glorified fairy-tale built around a philosophical concept to be taught to uneducated plebs.

Do you think it’s logically reasonable to believe in a religion simply because of the utility that it has in forming a community?

Yup
You type like a high school faggot

Then you’re a grug. The mask comes off. The fact that you’re ok with that line of reasoning makes you tremendous pussy. You’re scared, afraid.

So you’ve moved the goalposts aye? Also, what does it matter if an all powerful god chooses to incarnate as a Jew? You are aware that the Jews of the Old Testament aren’t the same as modern day jokes right? I know atheists are ignorant of history so I’d thought I’d let you know.

Hark! Behold the English 101 cunt. Quiver at his staggering vocabulary and smug sense of superiority. He does not believe in God and look down upon those who do. Rightly so.
He is man evolved.
He is man at his apex.

Smug atheists in general have just as much blind belief,
Belief in their "fellow man".
Belief that although evolution occured, it is "over" and competition has ended and mass cooperation on a colourblind basis is a feasible prospect.
Belief that people are good despite a history of conflict.

You see, the religious man at least holds a consistent belief. The smug atheist is more retarded because his beliefs aren't even consistent with his own alledged " secular reasoning".
Ending "tribalism" is a fucking joke that disregards the entirity of their precious evolution. Even a semblance of legitimate critical thought would show you the merits of ingroup preference. So even a semblance of critical thought can tell you that is the natural state of man, and that it should be incorporated into society rather than considered a flaw
But the atheist blindly believes that this hard coded facet of evolution, hell it could even be called the base of evolution (competitors concerned about their own genetic propogation will naturally outcompete those who do not hold that concern) can simply be overcome. Would you say the same about hunger, sexual urges and emotion? If evolution can be overcome why not prove it and become a robot for me. All behaviour is evolutionarily primed. We were disgusted by bugs and faggots long before germ theory became widespread, because we didn't need to know about germ theory for people who were disgusted by bugs and faggots to outcompete their competition by not getting fucking plagued.

The average atheist follow a retarded nonsensical belief system but because they don't have a sky daddy they think they're enlightened free thinkers, rather than brainlets who traded one belief system for another.

You've never had a single critical or original thought in your life and you never will. You just think you're following the correct religion. Trying to build a society for perfect humans that don't exist.

>implying you have to "read Dawkins" not to fall for superstitious horseshit
you've never had an opinion you weren't told to by someone else, have you?

>Quiver at his staggering vocabulary
Okay, I'll bite. What "big words" did he use, user?

Actually, I questioned why modern culture has such a hate boner for Christians who built most of western civilizations while ignoring religions like Islam or denying racial differences in iq for the sake of political correctness. I came to Christianity because it’s true. Even if you aren’t a Christian there’s a huge leap between Christianity and atheism. Your room temp iq blinds your and your own ego will drag you down. Change your life.

>Belief in their "fellow man".
>Belief that although evolution occured, it is "over" and competition has ended and mass cooperation on a colourblind basis is a feasible prospect.
>Belief that people are good despite a history of conflict.
None of that is required to not believe in deities. This is one of the most moronic strawmen I've seen in a while, and on Yas Forums that's really saying something.

Take acid, mang

You think it's logically reasonable to hold a position and that has failed to solve the problems that matter to humanity countless times?
What logic are you basing that on? You are not my friend, you are basing it on your own blind belief and desires.
If the truth results in humans not having their evolutionary dictated needs met, and the lie results in meeting them, why do you assign value to the truth? Why do you assign your values arbitrarily?

>missing the joke

>it's a FUCK KIKES episode

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The average atheist is like that though. Human beings have religious instinct built into them. Atheists will always replace religion with something else. In today’s world it’s leftism/egalitarianism.

I clarified earlier what I meant by the "smug" atheist. I too am an atheist. But I prefer the term nonbeliever, because atheists are represented by their majority, as every group is, and that majority holds those evidence based beliefs. So that has become what an atheist is, because that is how language works.

>a position and that has failed to solve the problems that matter to humanity countless times?
Believing or not believing in religion makes little difference in the kinds of fucked up shit people do. Pull your head out of your ass.

Unironically, long dick her and then take a hot bath with glow sticks thrown in, lights turned off

>evidence based beliefs
non-evidence*

>and that majority holds those evidence based beliefs
[citation needed]

The problem is atheism leads to decandence. Look at our culture. With no moral anchor the average joe creates morality and the average joe is an idiot.

Then why haven't atheists built a society? Are you retarded? Do you really think civilisation serves no purpose?
Or are you one of those retarded "individualists", who legitimately think you can opt out of competition?
Another fucking simpleton who thinks atheism makes him smart.

See: The Enlightenment

>flourished
yeah they're doing so well today... wait

AHHAHA the englightenment was still largely Christian/deist. And the englightentment is why our world is fucked up today. Liberalism was a mistake.

Sweden (yes).
The evidence is in the outcome you buffoon. Show me one example of a currently atheist society who does not profess to hold these values.

Which started first? The rise of Christianity in Rome or the "fall" of Rome. Do not confuse correlation for causation. Both the colllapse of Rome and the rise of Christianity are simply two results of one change.

Not just Christians, all religious people. They give me the willies

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>Do you really think civilisation serves no purpose?
>Or are you one of those retarded "individualists", who legitimately think you can opt out of competition?
Feel free to get back to me once you're done arguing with the voices in your head.

Every 30-50 years going back to late royal France, edgy people of middling intellects have started a new atheist wave where the cool kids can only be atheists.
The most recent era ended with three words: "Now do Islam." If you're only willing to criticize the most mild and harmless form of that which you find offensive, you're not edgy and you're literally not even a social critic. OP's is the choicest example.

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Okay you chimp. We outbreed you dead ends. Enjoy your tranny porn and brutalism. Leave the civilization building to us.

Not sure who you think you're replying to, homeboy. I'm the user who made the enlightenment post. Sorry, what did you mean to say?

cringe

Then clarify what you meant in your post because it doesn't seem like it was relevant to mine in the slightest.

BASED cadolicc

Mutt's Law.

Thought you were bringing up the Enlightenment in a different context with regards to the Dark Ages.

This man is a smart man

Mutt's Law

based pederasts

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Do you think your limp-dicked religion is going to last the ages? It's going to lye in the same Grave as Paganism, Norseism, and all the psat monotheistic religions.

Your kids are going to die of global warming retard.

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