Patton Oswalt

Yes getting caught about killing your wife could be considered a tragedy from his point of view

Patton killed his wife and yet his participation in the soulless MST3K reboot is what I hate him for the most.

And here come the chinless Yas Forums schizos.

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Take your medicine schizophrenic

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Why do you create these threads everyday? You have some serious mental deficiencies

Patton Oswalt is directly responsible for the death of his wife and molests his daughter constantly.

Patton has a lot of spare time with this quarantine

We got a projector here lads!

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Hi Patton!

I heard Sarah Silverman won't talk to Patton any more because of the whole wife killing thing.

Why do you use children cartoons as avatars on an anonymous imageboard? Do you want it to be known that you’re a pedophile that badly?

Why do you run your mouth like your Mcdonalds salary can afford a better lawyer than Oswalt?

Did you know that Patton Oswalt, the guy who murdered his wife, once did a mediocre guest spot on NBC's Parks and Recreation?

Which voice thinks I'm him, Paul?

Who’s paul? Your high school bully?

these threads are hilarious

Why do you think Oswalt lurks here you absolute schizo?

>be son of chad Marine
>be named after legendary General Patton
>be cucky little beta bitch feminist manlet
Was ever there a more disappointed father?

Isn't this the guy who killed his wife?

Got em!

Yours.

cringe

Nah, my dad and I post anti-Patton threads all day and touch dicks before going to bed at night.

Or Watto Platon, which is the name of the dirty Arab bug slave owner who owned anakin skyrim, that fucking filthy kike

Thoroughly unconvincing.

Seething

Your dad hasn't had one of those in years.

I heard Emma Watson won't apologise for her new car.

Patton Oswalt touched me when I was a child actor on the set of one of his movies.

He did do that, yes.

Only one of the following things can be true
>Patton Oswalt was too stupid to recognize his wife's drug addiction
>Patton Oswalt plied his wife with drugs so he could fingerbang Natty Gann

Libel.

make sure to tell your jew lawyer I accused you of having sex with your underage daughter as well

Hey he waited like a whole 18 months to remarry, what a trooper.

desu I think it should be entirely legal for a husband to kill their wife.
It's THEIR wife, after all.

a look-a-like (but clear upgrade) as well

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It's HIS dog!

Go back to Yas Forums you schizo skinhead.

got back to and look for things to shove up your ass

>Patton Oswalt
Is that the guy who shot Lincoln from that grassy knoll?

It’s pretty hard for addicts to overdose contrary to popular belief. Most of the time it’s either actually suicide or they were drugged. Patton did some weird ass shit where he basically suffocated her by breathing a plastic glove into her mouth over and over again to make it look like her lungs stopped working. Someone broke it down before in better detail but, needless to say pretty shocking stuff

I once got drunk at a bar with Bob Odenkirk and he told me how to do it but I forgot.

Hi Patton!

Seethe kettle seethe

>30 minutes response time
calmer than you are

Dilate

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>veiled toothless threats about lawsuits
>call others schizos or Yas Forumslacks
What's funny is other than the guy that's either really Patton or the guy LARPing as him, there appears to be no genuine fans that just laugh this off or present rational counterarguments.

Patton has no genuine fans.

This anti-meme meme sucks. kys

I'm brown