HOLY FUCKING BASED
Christopher Meloni To Star As Elliot Stabler In New LAW & ORDER Spinoff
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will it be "ripped straight from the headlines" bullshit that killed every other law and order?
Oh fuck yes.
The network also has been developing a Law & Order: Hate Crimes offshoot series.
lol. can't wait for this.
When do we get an Oz spinoff???
why did he leave in the first place tho? i never really paid attention to the show but i enjoyed watching it from time to time when it came on tv, then one day he was just gone, confused the hell out of me, didn't even see what happened to the character in order to explain it
>badass marine supercop
>always the first to get his ass kicked by perp
is he worf?
what does this mean mr Yas Forumsack, sir
Meloni is fucking great.
Imagine all the Yas Forums memes in the same vein as the incel episode of SUV
>why did he leave in the first place tho?
Meloni had a salary conflict with the network, and also didn't get along with the showrunner.
In-universe, Stabler was forced to kill a teenage girl who was shooting up the precint. He was then told off-screen that he could either get an early retirement or be subjected to an Internal Affairs investigation that could leave his without his pension, so he left.
>The SVU spinoff drama, which marks the actor’s return to Wolf World, revolves around the NYPD organized crime unit led by Stabler (Meloni).
Mobster perps better watch their backs.
he did the same character for 12 years on a procedural show. i mean that must get fucking boring. i don't care how much you get paid i'd want to do something different too. no idea how the woman has been there for 20+ seasons now.
>first
He was the only cop who got into a fistfights during the golden years. Afterwards it was his latino replacement and that one-season Navajo dude.
he's supposed to be ultimate badass but all he can do is rough up vegan teens lol any other perp he gets fucked up
>I’ve got a 24 year old daughter!
>picks up 20 year old woman and slams her into a woodchipper
I remember that the show used to shit on him for a while after this. Everybody called him a coward for leaving without saying goodbye, and Benson later said their relationship was toxic and she grew more as a person working with Latino Stabler than the real deal.
He probably put three or four more babies into his crazy wife since then.
WE GOT ANOTHER CHAD HERE
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I would bet they kill off his wife or something so they can find a reason to have Benson and Stabler fuck
SVU IRL:
>i'd like to report a sex crime
>"ugh that sounds like paperwork"
>...
>"..."
>...do i file a police report...?
>"ughhhhhh ok where did this """"rape"""" happen?"
>at my house, they broke in
>"if it's at your house, that sounds like a civil issue, lady. can't help you"
DUN DUN
How would the GamerGate episode been different with Stabler in it?
>throw badge over his shoulder
>it's time for the NYPD to end
The first person sequence would have just been him gunning down a bunch of teenage boys. At the end when he shoots the GamerGate ISIS leader he goes "Looks like he didn't have any extra lives"
Holy Shit
UNSTABLER'S REVENGE!
and how did he get his job back, he killed a kid.
Not relly earky retirement NYPD cops get a full pension after 20 years and Stabler had at least 22 years on the job.
my mom used to watch that shit every fucking day. every fucking day I would come back from school and see that shit on the tv
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>MY 12-YEAR-OLD DAUGHTER PLAYS VIDEOGAMES, YOU SICK SON OF A BITCH!
Imagine how many more times Jennifer Love Hewitt's character has been raped since we last saw her
HE'S GOT DAUGHTERS!
They caught the guy who rapes her every year though
Good to see him back on TV so soon but I do hope he gets to do more projects like Happy too maybe as films.
I don’t know why but multiple times when there is a gang rape they bring up all the guys high fiving eachother.
>they raped me
>they said if I ever told they’d kill me
>then they high fived
Once you enter Wolf World, you never leave.
Logan came back, Goren's partner came back in one episode of SVU, Briscoe got his own spin off until he died, Te lady who played Lt. Van Buren is now on Chicago hope and Chicago med,.
Even actors from New York Undercover showed up on Law and Order once in a while.
It's remarkably easy to pretend Happy WAS a Law and Order spinoff
Dani Pino was based in this show, also fuck benson and her witch hunting
Holy shit, this might actually be watchable. Stabler was the only reason I watched SVU and it’s cool to finally have him back with his own series.
t. work with dick wolf shows, pretty hyped
If you’re talking about benson, it seems like she has a genuine passion for helping people that were involved with sex crimes. She does a lot of charity work outside of the show that helps victims of sexual assault
>gang
does that mean they all cucked each other?
>that episode that John Stamos had like 40 childrens and they wanted jail him for that
it was reproductive rape
I remember that one.
>Stamos is a "serial breeder" who punctures his own condoms to spread his seed as much as possible.
>He's a billionaire so he pays child support for all of his kids.
>The SVU teams tries to nail him for rape by deceit, but it doesn't hold up in court.
>Stamos seduces his prosecutor.
>She gets so ashamed/angry she fucked that she stabs him with a fishing knife that causes him to blow up from the inside out.
>This is presented as karmic justice.
That’s pretty based desu
If I was rich I would do the same thing
I just learned just now ADA Cabbot had her own TV Show, and Munch was on the X-Files, how deep does this Dick Wolf rabbit hole go
This was probably based on John Stamps’ actual life
they take infamous cases that are in pop culture for a time and make them into episodes. The problem is most of them are sensationalized bullshit and then wolf makes them even worse
>the episode with carissi's niece saying she was raped in college
>uses her NYPD uncle to go after the school
>turns out she made it up cause she felt bad lol
>the guy snaps and rapes her for real
>he goes to jail, she leaves the school to live her best life and faces no charges
fuck dick wolf, his show is such boomer garbage
Stabler, Stablerposting plus Meloni in general has always been based.
Stabler as a character makes Law and Order watchable.
cause she cant do anything else. She knows she's settled into a nice nest egg and the time to get out has long since passed. Since they turned it into the olivia benson show, why would she want to?
i remember that episode, man i was so mad, hell i justo lost interest in the show after that.
>organized crime unit
boring. Stabler needs to feed on the fear and beating of child abusers. Thats what made SVU stand out, another cop vs gangsters show wont last. Wolf already had like 4 other shows with the same premise
>MY DAUGHTER HAS A BANK ACCOUNT YOU SICK FUCK
>YOU LIKE ROBBIN BANKS, HUH?!
>Its a perp is revealed to be an upper class white guy in the final few minutes of television episode
What did they mean by this?
I'd pirate that.
>tfw my own head cannon was Stabler becoming a PI/bodyguard and working for the rich NY elite
>finding pedo networks, dealing with stalkers and crazy rich murderers and other shady shit without being held back by the NYPD rules
>tfw your own cannon is better than this shit
thanks speed weed
LAW & ORDER: BASED DEPARTMENT
Oz happens in Earth-2 Law and Order. It's why other cast members appear as they are parallell doppelgangers
In my head cannon, Stabler goes off the rails and becomes Sax from Happy.
isnt that just ray donovan
The dude deserved it from being a dumbass, and she was expelled.
I remember when Meloni said he was up to come back for the series finale of SVU whenever it happens, and Yas Forums memed it'd be about Stabler's daughter being raped and him finally going off the rails and Death Wish'ing pedos left and right while Benson tries to stop him.
maybe the first season but ray donovan tries too hard to be a gangster show about non gangsters