How do they not have bedsores?

>It does however not prevent pubes from growing.
that situation is quite the bonus

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They turn off the anti-gravity to preserve power while they’re sleeping so they sort of float around in their capsules.

Bed sores are a huge problem in sci-fi that these idiots never address. The beds must have some massage mechanism, or maybe it turns over sleepers every 4 hours.

That's what annoyed me about The Walking Dead/28 Days Later. In scifi movies you can make up some bullshit about techno-beds but in those there's literally no excuse for them not to wake up crippled

>can we talk about the bedsore situation?

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>that situation is quite the bonus

ywn get to gently stick your hand down 1979 Sigourney's panties and touch her soft bush.

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where is this from

>HURF DURF I SO SMART HOW DO THEY NOT GET BED SORES IN THIS FUTURISTIC SCIENCE FICTION MOVIE
Apart from it being a fiction, there already exist matresses against decubitus YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKING RETARDS

youtube.com/watch?v=FdKdHG2qxxA

What if aside from not having a good bonus situation deal they also had inferior sleep pods?

DELET THIS

Alien (1979) one of the best scifi horror movies ever, watch it.

Reduced gravity maybe. It's a space ship after all.

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I never said anything about being smart, it was a simple question, why are you so angry?

there's just cool sci-fi tech you don't understand that helps that - accept the mystery and move on

the real question is how can they smoke let alone discharge a flamethrower inside the ship without it blowing up

It's all a matter of how you ask.
Had you asked "WHY do they not have bedsores?", it would have been a regular question, leading to someone talking about matresses for immobilized patients already existing, thus posing no difficulty in some futuristic setting.
Asking "HOW do they not have bedsores?" means you think you are smart for recognizing that laying in bed for a prolonged time leads to decubitus, however, you are not educated enough to know that technology that prevents this already exists.

how do they not age?

Ships in the future aren't build of plastic and foam like today's space stations.

They turn the gravity off and on, just enough to reset circulation without causing muscle and bone atrophy

Special anti aging medicine that they take before they lay down.

She was so beautiful, still is even now.
bet she doesn't rock the bush anymore though.

Its cuz dey wuz ice cubes n shieet

ok

First hand account from a weyland yutani cryo engineer.
somethingawful.com/news/aliens-cryogenics-freezers/1/

i didnt see them getting a tube out their ass and penis. how is the shit and piss drained

>that little pube bulge

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See those pads on their bodies? those are electro pads. they stimulate the body to release all poopoo and peepee. which is then absorbed by the mattress and sucked out underneath. special air ventilation keeps the air clean.
worst case scenario the pod fills with a special liquid for a short moment, cleansing everything.

I wish bush would make a come back. Every girl I've met on tinder has been totally hairless down there, just once I want to meet a woman who embraces her natural soft pubic hair.

a little goblin runs around and eats it all
weyland yutani made all the goblins look like David
the goblins are happy though
unlike David

In long space flight you can turn off the gravity(usually a rotating ring) to save energy and reduce stress on the body.
Of course this may cause it's own set of problems but that be be handled in it's own ways.
Pandorum got this right.

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The droid wakes up or stays awake and massages everyone time to time especially Ripley

Everything Is Cyclical user, bush will eventually make a comeback.
and when it does people will be all "eeeeeew its not what I'm used to!" but it will be considered sexy and different.

Do you think he has a small pair of scissors that he uses to only trim those pubes that dare escape from the side of her panties?

so their underwear is shitsstained or i guess every now and then the "special techmology" washes them? sure smells like magic in here

I am 110% sure that yes

>sure smells like magic in here

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They don't eat, they don't shit.
The sleep freezes every activity.

Then he takes out the little usb vacuum cleaner and hooks it up to his check usb port, sucking up all the pubes. then closing the pod and on to the next crew member he goes.

Wasn't there actually a line in Alien/Aliens about them needing to take a piss after waking up? I remember there being something.

Doesn't contradict that tho. Your body restarts and suddenly you have to go.

Wasn't trying to contradict, just remembered them actually having a line about everything defrosting after waking up.

couldnt help but read this to the tune of under your spell

Ah sorry user, I did not want to be confrontational
kek

Isn't the marines at the beginning of Aliens?

we need to discuss the BONER situation

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>I knew this crew, these seven people. They used to work well with with each other. Especially the Chief Engineer and the other technician, that was quite a bit older. They were all kind of raggedy and wild, perhaps too permissive on safety protocols. Also the Warrant Officer was very beautiful, you know. And all together they turned everything into a kind of an adventure. And they liked that. Just an ordinary trip down to Thedus for raw ores was full of adventure. They were always laughing at stupid things, like say, a broken compressor. They laughed and they didn’t much care for anything else because all they wanted to do was work with each other.. But pretty soon they started to worry.

>Bout what?

>Money I guess. The Bonus Situation. Not knowing when the next cheque was coming in.

>Yep. I know that feeling.

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>So.. the Executive officer started to get kind of torn inside.

>How do you mean?

>Well he was impregnated by an alien lifeform, that grew inside him.

>I see.

>And the more time was passing , the crazier he got. Except now things got really crazy. They started seeing all kinds of things.

>Like what?

>They started thinking that there was a grown up alien lifeform in the air conducts. Picking them up one by one...

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its like one of these, they get rolled real gentle

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Some ways to prevent bed sores from forming include:

Re-positioning Every Couple of Hours
Keep the Skin Dry, Clean, and Sanitized
Using Water Beds
Foam Cushions
Using Pillows in Between Irritated Areas:
Exercise:
Avoid Certain Clothing:
Air Mattress Pads:

based and Harry Dean Stantonpilled