Can you hold off against a Xenomorph for $50 million dollars?

I'd probably ride it out on the can.

Wtf? A Xeno is a predator. If you are nearby like in this scenario, it's already automatically hunting you. So yes.

probably. the xeno would have to get past all the urban youth gangs the mall is infested with. lel, good fuckin luck you alien piece of shit

Fucking easy lad. I'd just show it my collection of biomechanics paintings and then we'd have a chill evening and split the 50 million afterwards

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>You got about 5 minutes to prepare
>signals the Predator in this time
>wait

If you exclude AvP and maybe even Resurrection, their power levels are more or less the same all throughout.
>stealthy and deadly
>can only be killed with weapons

The Xenomorph will find me in a heartbeat. Honestly if I'd have nothing to lose I'd do it for 50 millions. Of course in this scenario I'd have to be borderline suicidal

>Does Xenomorph know to look for me or is it only if casual encounter happens?
I fucking hate this board

Newt survived for weeks in the vents, so it's not like they're bloodhounds

Easy, find the bank area or security wing and lock self in the safe or locker

>can only be killed with weapons
Except the Alien Cubed xeno

>Nearby
Malls are huge, could it sense someone from one end? They hibernate when there's no prey around to conserve energy. It might run around for a hour then sleep

yeah, if a kid can evade these retards for weeks i could do it for 12 hours

Newborn vs Predalien

Who wins ?

Newborn queefs at predalien, blowing it into outer space

>confront xenomorph in an open space
>unzip BWC
>her jaw hangs open exposing second tiny mouth, jaw on tiny mouth also hangs open
>take her to Sabaro’s for a giant slice
>rail her in the bathroom
>take her to Rocky Mountain Chocolate for some after sex candy
>rail her in the bathroom again
>collect my 50 million, use it to finance our lives together

No I can't ,I tried it in a game which I didn't finish for that reason.

>her jaw hangs open exposing second tiny mouth, jaw on tiny mouth also hangs open
10/10

MY GUY did you not watch any of the fucking movies? The Nostromo was the size of 10 malls. Then the colony outpost in the sequel was the size of a... wait for it... town and in the third movie, they had a literal fucking prison.

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Listen, guy, no one watches movies around here and that's how we like it.

oh yeah, totally forgot there was only one alien in the entire franchise
crazy how it got around so much

It'll fucking acid spit and melt it's way in to you.

>Can you do it?
Of course, I'm immortal anyway so it can't actually kill me

I've played Dead Rising so I would survive. I'd head down to the sporting goods store, put on a football helmet and pads, tape a hockey skate to a baseball bat then kill that motherfucker.

*kills you*

that was easy

This. They could probably find anything and kill it, but then there’s also the fact that a little girl hid from them and survived for several weeks too. Although I’m assuming the reason why would probably be because the colony they were living in was absolutely massive.

The nostromo was tiny you tard. And you see them hibernate all the time.

>using melee weapons against creatures with extremely corrosive acid blood.

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What a fucking retard. They only reason the xeno hunted them was because it knew they were there in the first place. The first user's question was legit. If it didn't know there was an incel in the mall it wouldn't hunt him.

Nostromo = small towing ship
Refinery = everything fucking else.

It's a living weapon programmed to kill anything and everything it encounters.

Quads confirm

I'd hide in the popcorn machine

yeah and it's also not an omniscient supercomputer with hypertuned senses
fuckers couldn't find a child in a vent when the whole hive was out crawling around

But it's not a Predator, it's a Xenomorph...

Based

Does is know I'm there? or is it just searching for anything around to kill.

Fpbp quads confirms

I would turn off the freezer to the meat locker, lock myself inside and hope for the fucking best because ain't shit found in a mall that can stop that fucking thing.

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>raid edgelord cutlery shop
>load up on throwing axes/spears/claymore
>raid sport shop for football helmet and pads
>stand in middle of corridor and let out battle cry as soon as I see xeno
>throw all axes and spears
>charge wounded xeno william wallace style
>kill wounded xeno with superior bloodlust and berserker rage
Eazy peazy lemon squeezy.

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Por que?

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Get in lift, spend 12 hours going up and down.

Go to teddy bear store, rip all the stuffing out of a big teddy bear and hide inside it

of course, I would sprint to the Macy's or JCPenny's and hide in a clothing rack for 12 hours

Xeno busts your virgin elevator with it's bare claws and now you've got no exit
Congrats.

I'm not at all implying that I could hold my own against even 1 xeno even with mall resources, but are they really that good at tracking? I mean if i'm bumbling about unaware of it it'll find me in a heartbeat, but a little girl eluded the thing, if I were to hide in a cardboard box in a back storeroom are you saying it could sniff me out?

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Do malls commonly carry flamethrowers?
Also who the fuck still goes to the mall?

It wouldn't understand the concept of lifts, it wouldn't know to wait on a floor for me and would either run around trying to find another way to get me or figure it out. Hiding in the lift at least increases my odds.

I grab a bunch of blankets and outdoor clothing then head for one of those big meat freezers and hunker down.

I’d go straight to the Starbucks (there is always a Starbucks) and open every bag of coffee beans in the Starbucks bathroom. Then I’d hide and hope the coffee smell masks my own scent.

The portion of the Nostromo that was accessible to the crew was pretty small compared to the size of the ship. Most of the ship was full of materials that they were transporting.

I choose Willamette mall

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Hell no, I'd be dead within the first five to ten minutes

Would hiding in a cardboard box work?

Just lock yourself in a bathroom.

I'll take my $50 million by cheque

>>You can use whatever you find at the mall (except guns).

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It's been to shown do understand way more complex concepts

>bleeds in acid all over you

A Xenomorph could likely climb the side of the lift in order to get to you, and if you make a lot of sound riding the thing it would know where you are.

Do you not know how bows work?

It's never known for sure in the films how they sense people, but I've read that it's supposed to be pheromones. If you could mask your scent like coffee user suggested and managed to remain quiet you might stand a chance.

>start a small fire with whatever shit you find around
>water system goes on, hidding your smell
>lock yourself in a lift, toilet, back room of a shop for 12h
>try not to shit myself out of fear for 12h
>????
>profit

dont they have this weird heat vision thing? id just grab some comfy blankets from the blanket store and chill in a freezer

cover yourself with peanut butter so you're invisible to heat vision

Example of it knowing exactly how a lift works? Bear in mind we're talking drone not queen here.
How would it know to gain access?

Sprinklers aren't going to run for 12 hours, as soon as it stops your terror sweats are going to paint a big target on your ass.

That's predator and b8

*dies*

I'd probably kill myself 2hours in without tiktok and snapchat desu

From what I remember they detect motion, and "see" pheromones.

I'm fairly confident I could just snap its neck so yes