What's your favorite conspiracy theory kino?

For me it's Hitomi Tanaka

corona is the way they can microchip society by voluntary means. by giving us the vaccine and a chip that identifies if we are corona free or not.
you'll gladly queue up for your microchip.

>the world is secretly ran by Elites who are really old.
>lets introduce a virus that kills off the really old.
this conspiracy needs to go back to the drawing board.

pandemic is means for population control?

woah bros...

hold on.....

holy shit wait a minute....

i think my mind has just been MIND=BLOWN

damn...

Former, she's a wholesome family woman now

>>the world is secretly ran by Elites who are really old, reclusive, and have access to the best medical care money can possibly buy.
fixed

Why does this place simp for literal pornstars?

Then why warn people, urge people to take precautions, implement quarantines for the general population, and take additional steps to isolate the elderly? Why not just let it move through the population as a quiet killer, and only feign panic near the end?
Use your fuckin' heads people. The response to this disease has been nothing but mass hysteria stoked by "experts" who have survived their academic and professional lives by parroting the correct words.

JAV idols are a breed apart from western porn stars unless they do black guys or scat.
Taking little Asian dicks is non-threatening

>JAV idols are a breed apart from western porn stars
How does any of that justify being a simp for a goddamn porn star?
Millennials are fucking betas, jesus christ.

everything is ok if japenese people do it according to this place

in your head you thought this was based, but it's actually really cringe

>not wanting your waifu taking BBC
faggot

retarded porn whore

She's bilingual, are YOU bilingual?

I speak English, C++ and the language of love

ない

>C++
Nobody REALLY knows C++.

Have faith

You sound like a guy who would never be in charge for long

Humans were never meant to live past 50. That's why women can have babies already when they're like 12. We're literally going against God and our own biology.

Mysteriously no famous people die from corona. Only normal people.

I do
the trick is you've got to remember the little ; at the end of each line

Youre retarded
A person that has lived a hardy life with good genes will appear to be in their 40s at what you think a 50 year old looks like

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im not american so yes

>Most people getting COVID19 are in huge economically viable areas
>Normies and boomers that moved to the country or flyover areas are safe
>A country knowingly shitting on it's economy for the sake of population control
Nah fuck off, that's stupid as fuck. It's also currently less deadly than fucking gun and knife crime.

The majority of population growth is going to come from Africa where, as far as I know, they don't have obese and old people that will die from this virus. So it's ultimately pointless.

holy fuck its real

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jesus christ almighty, the damage control this mongolian imageboard has to gooks and their """"""culture"""""

We know you're not American, mohammed lol

I'm trilingual

>I speak an inferior language so I had to cope by learning more than one
lol

fucking cunny posters

Smartphones already have a gps why the fuck would they bother micro chipping people?

Covid 19 is doing a garbage fucking job at that

No. Each to their own, but I don't swing that way.

You’re aware that there are humans on earth right now living ancestral hunter-gatherer lifestyles with people over 50 amongst them? That we’ve had contact with such peoples for centuries?

its actually fucking sad

>let’s strengthen our workforce by totally destroying our economy!

Incredibly based Anri.

you wont have your phone on you in the camps

>inferior
Bet, bruh. Facts. That is the deadass truth my dude.

this Yas Forums guy is a real fucking loser, right?

I suspect that it is already germinating quite well in Africa, but because there is no way to really test and report it no one outside is actually hearing about it. Everyone is more worried about the countries that actually matter aka their own so they don't give a shit about Africa.

Imagine unironically marrying a porn star lmao it would be better to marry a literal prostitute

Quadrilingual here. Get on my level.

That's ebonics.

Because if the governments seem like they are doing nothing people will turn on them? Also allows for the surrendering of more civil liberties in the name of fighting the virus. Do not go to public places citizen, also wait for your government appointed time to head to the grocery store.

Not saying that I think the conspiracy theory is real, but there are plenty of reasons for the governments to act as they are.

>then urge the person who lost it's job to self-destruction
>So that only the strong survive
Huh? But it's not really a measure of strength whether or not a job is able to remain stable during an epidemic. Like a grocery store worker isn't stronger than an airplane pilot just because the grocery store has to stay open while an airline has to temporarily close for public health reasons.

Wait are you telling me that prostitutes arent smart?

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on the contrary, they're our modern day philosophers

>le blue tick mark
>they want to decrease world population z thus further empowering the individual
Nice false flag

and that's how the current generation of septics talk

Especially when the conditions for weeding the workforce are dependent on something as random as whether or not the business deals with crowds or not.

Well if people with non essential jobs self destruct you ain't gettin' anymore mcdonalds or anyone to thread your eyebrows bitch

No one would've known about COVID-19 if not for the massive media storm - and the media is the propaganda arm of the government.
The civil liberties argument I accept. But population culling? No.

But Yas Forums told me Asians are smart, not Alex Jones tier retarded.

Yet somehow it is so culturally influential that you still learned it. Meanwhile, your native tongue has no relevancy outside of your small patch of land.
>I bet people people that are taller than 6' don't even know how to use stilts, idiots.

I will humor this poorly thought out postulation on account of goddamn them tiddies is niiiiice

Honestly every person over 70 should just jump off a cliff.

Would that chip enable me to control my lights so they turn on and off when I move around my house?