What horror movie villains could you beat in a fist fight?

If you surprised him and were also natty I bet you could fuck up Brahms pretty bad.

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Even in the original Halloween, Michael lifts Bob up with one arm and sticks a knife in him.

So my understanding with the sequel is that they completely retconned this and the doll actually is haunted?

are we facing them in their movies with no knowledge of them or fighting them 1v1 in the octagon with movie knowledge?

>Chucky is pretty strong for a doll.
it´s not, characters are fucking retarded, Chuky is not heavy, so you can take him by one leg and use it as a fucking club to beat the shit out of him with the walls. Problem is characters always take him to the side and run...

I didn't see it because of covid.
God damn it, I'll be mad if it's true.
I liked The Boy for kind of subverting the "spooky ghost" movie by just being a shit-smeared sperg living in the walls like a rat pretending to be his own ghost.

all except pinhead

Not sure about that. Haven't seen the sequel, but he would have killed everyone if it wasn't for the "Jason's Mother" strategy working.

Would it matter for Jason, Michael, or Pinhead? They'd kill you either way. Ghostface is easiest to kill. Freddy without his glove and powers would be doable.

Jason literally one-punched a guy's head off. You have no shot. Michael jammed his thumb through a dudes skull and crushed a guy's head in with little effort, he'd kill you easy as well.

it would matter for chucky. I could take him in the octagon but if I was in the movie and thought it was regular doll then it would probably kill me while I was jerking off or something

They ignited his tard rage and engaged him in close-arms combat in his own house, but even then that initial blow to his head Malcolm laid crippled him for longer than it would have most horror villains.

I'll rip off Myers' faggy mask and then smash his face in, easy.

For Freddy, I'd laugh at him and then proceed to skill fuck him before sending him off to Yas Forums or wherever it is pedos go.

Jason I'll just dunk his head in the toilet and let him drown in my piss lol

Ghostface is pathetic, I'll just dropkick him out the window.

Pinhead is a loser and I lock him in a headlock and give him a nuggie over his tryhard nails. Afterwards I drop him head first onto the floor and he kills himself with those lame toothpicks.

Chucky is beyond embarrassing. I'll just punt him at full strength and watch him fly away.

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That's why I didn't mention him, Chucky, Ghostface, and Freddy without glove in the real world would all be doable. Nobody is taking Jason, Michael, or Pinhead in any situation.

>tfw you're ugly and have few social graces so if you landed in a horror movie they'd give you the shitty gag death
>probably killing you using a computer some how and then throw a dogshit technology pun in there for added insult

I dunno, Freddy is a pretty good fighter for some reason. And if it was Skeet under the Ghostface mask I could take him but if it was Lillard I would be a little worried, dude's got reach.

Rip-Off Jason appears and slaps your mom's ass. What do you do?

Ghostface being Jill Roberts would guarantee a victory. Has Freddy ever fought in the real world without his glove? He's quick as all hell though.

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I'd love to kick The Leprechaun in the head. Just take a few steps run up then catch him with the full force of my steel capped toe under his chin, send that little faggot flying through the air.

As he lies on the floor, coughing and wheezing and chocking on his own blood, his jaw a mangled mess of bones detached from the rest of his skull, I stand over him and laugh wickedly. He looks up at me in fear and pain, his eyes searching, begging me for mercy. He finds none. I raise my boot then stomp down, splitting his skull like a melon and finally ending his pathetic life.

Theres a sequel?

it came out March 13th, so right as everything was shutting the fuck down.

This fucker vs. you in the octagon. What do you do?

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>Has Freddy ever fought in the real world without his glove?
Closest is probably Freddy's Dead but I think he still has his glove.

I laugh at his stupid name

You won't kill Jason unless you have a SWAT team
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Myers is pretty quick too for someone that huge
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>dude what monsters do people find scary
>uhhh zombies, Alien, werewolves
>let's smash that shit together in a big nasty jumble

Pinhead

Iirc in the final fight in Freddy vs Jason Jason cuts of Freddy's arm and Freddy attacks him with his own machete.
I guess technically that counts.

Meant for

Chucky would be easy as shit to fight off as long as your not a retard with 0% attention span
>wear leg protection
>kick him away

Pumpkinhead is a more humanized Xenomorph. It's pretty obvious.

I don't see Freddy doing anything without his glove and sleep powers. If you 1v1 him with no gear in the real world, his speed is the only thing that keeps him in a fight. He's one of the weaker horror villians really.

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Freddy without his sleep powers is just a normal dude. Just cap him with a pistol

this creature would have made for a better Rawhead Rex

Is it really that simple? I haven't seen many of his movies, isn't he still immortal/supernatural in the real world?

Bettet question.
What would you do if you were in a final destination senario?

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He always gets killed in the real world.

Only thing you can do to survive is lock yourself away like Clear did. Other than that, you're dead eventually.

If you had to 1v1 them, most horror characters would be easy to beat with prep
>pinhead
Dont summon him, he only comes because degenerates summon hin
>leatherface
He is just a retard with a chainsaw, shoot him
>freddy
do what they did in the movies, it would be difficult but if children could then anyone can
>jason
Keep him in your line of sight at all time and unload on him with the biggest gun possible, he is invincible but not indestructible
>chucky
So long as you have Situational awareness and some armor, you could BTFO chucky no problem
>mike meyers
Same as jason
>ghostface
Shoot him

this thread is a cheap knockoff of the epic one from the other night

He is killed several times by being baited or dragged into the real world, iirc he was finally perma-killed when they dragged him out and blew him up

The original question is in a fist fight like in the ctagon. Michael, Jason, and Pinhead always win no matter what. Leatherface is doable if you yourself are a big fucker. He has an extreme tolerace for pain and will keep coming until he or you dies.

Accept that death is inevitable and then try to create circumstances that would at least lead to a fun death like buy a ton of Viagra, get some hookers and die of exhaustion.
Maybe try heroin and OD.
Maybe try to rape a grizzly.

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>ghostface
>super strength
He clumsily fails to kill a teenage girl multiple times.

Angela Baker.

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He's only spooky cause he wears a mask, without it it's just some edgy faggot with a knife.

I'd sure like to beat her in a fist fight if you know what I mean.

Yes. She kills by disquise and letting your guard down. She's easy to beat otherwise.

>her
>she

Do we have an official term for tranny jailbait yet?

suck her penis

you only need pinhead :) you're basically already a hellraiser chracter.

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Im spec forces trained so could fuck them all up Badly ,No shits given

>you're basically already a hellraiser chracter
I haven't seen the Hellraiser movies yet, is that good or bad?

I saw the new Halloween right about when I started getting kinda serious about pistol-shooting in competition and it really took me out of the story lol. I don't mean to toughguypost but I feel very very confident that if Michael or Jason approached me I could draw and empty my 9mm into their face quickly enough lol.

probably hang around somebody I hated so that maybe they'd die too.

Only Chucky and Ghostface.

Ok Kevin now get off you Vidya game ..

Jason and Michael are immortal. Once they touch you, you're basically dead. They've already been shot countless times. Once you're empty, you might as well be holding a dildo.

Faggot Virgin , Go outside an sniff the flu

the whole thing about pinhead and the cenobites is that theyre effectively from sadomasochism hell, so everything they do is supposed to blur the lines of extremity between pain and pleasure, so theyre often summoned by people seeking the most extreme carnal experiences, transcendance where at the ends of tendons and nerves pain and pleasure meet in unison.

'angels to some, demons to others'

basically what you said

What do you mean? i dont get what your implying

you know target shooting isn't that rare? I'm not Jerry Miculek but I'm better than some
>once you're empty, you might as well be holding a dildo
>implying that fucking them into submission with an empty walther isn't the plan
I would like to see a horror movie about a bear with human intelligence who understands what phones and guns are so he can make elaborate plans to ambush and kill humans. Now that's scary.

Like your Parents would let you handle a rifle hahaha