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cringe

Oh really? Link to aliens please.

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Harrumph! I will not have my timeless Christopher Cross references go unappreciated!

Can your penis be damaged by too much jerking off? Asking for my kid brother.

Alexa is kind of like the computer in Star Trek, right?

They're both computers.

Technically Alexa is an interface that has voice activated terminals.

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Did you know Alexa was inspired by Star Trek?

>timeless
It wasn't meant to be "timeless". It's a reference to a distinct (cheesy as fuck) music style that was contemporary with TMP's cheesy 70's aesthetic. Not sure why you got so triggered by user making the connection. It fits.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yacht_rock

>Voyager

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reminder Eddie Murphy was originally going to be in Star Trek 4.

Fine. Have it your way, dude.

Jolan tru, /trek/!

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>watching star trek
>not believing aliens are real
So, you like the Barclay eps or something?

I just pretend it's a ship at sea.

>As a child, I always looked up to the computer in Star Trek. The idea that a computer could interface with voice activated terminals was just awe inspiring to me. I’d watch Star Trek and think to myself, that’s the kind of computer I’d like to be when I grow up.

>(cheesy as fuck)

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I've long maintained thats why her character works so well. It wasn't originally written as a woman. It forced them to restrain themselves and only add romantic references at the end and relatively mildly. Love how she turns down Kirk at the end without emasculating him or turning it into overly-snarky comedy.

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I just finished watchin the 1h30mins Voyager opening episode I liked it, it wasn't as bad as /trek/ makes out, neelix was kinda cool,his bird was a little hottie, the underground city was nice. gonna watch more after ive finished TNG and DS9.

Yes, if you do it too hard. Your skin can be damaged by the friction. Use lube for a better experience.

Don't post stuff like this again.

Men should always be humiliated when rejected, though. It's important to break them so they'll doubt themselves and hesitate when they start talking to someone else.

It's either this or his diatribes about why bringing up Kenny Loggins is hilarious

>hes still upset about boat music
This is sad to watch my dude. Just bow out.

All the original shit was trash, they should have just gone full nostalgia pandering mode in Picard and just brought everyone from TNG back.

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"It's just like a flip phone, don't ask questions!"

wtf is boat music

guh

>look i'm arbitrarily deciding something you did is "cringy" because it worked so well when I did it in the last thread
just stop. you're embarrassing yourself. go find someone else to try and "own".

Riker the only chad in the screen
Based rape face Riker, im sure a young ensign is sucking his dick off camera

>his diatribes
Sup schizo

boasting about fucking boys on yachts while listening to dad rock is pretty cringe, dude
in any thread

Another thread derailed by tiresome bickering about nothing.

What Star Trek characters are most likely to listen to Yacht Rock? In what way can we incorporate Yacht Rock to making /trek/ a better forum for Star Trek and Yacht Rock discussion?

youtube.com/watch?v=MsW8rXPcnM0

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>he mocks user for making 70's / early 80's references then proceeds to make entirely new references from the same era
Is this what the kids call "gaslighting"?

Not him, but he sounds pretty based desu. Have sex, kid.

>Sub-Commander user, you are to report to my quarters, disrobe, and assume position 37. I will be down shortly to deal with your... insolence.
What is the appropriate response?

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Do you feel gaslit?

He’s not even responding to the same guy lol. Schizobro is going hard today.

Voyager Yacht Rock cruise when?
youtube.com/watch?v=OJi4bln-hHQ

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>is it working *tee hee*?
no.

eww

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>yacht rock rite guise?

Give me a Vulcan gf

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>I wish I had a boyfriend to dress up like a yacht boy like Kirk lemme just dump fifty pictures of Kirk dressed like a cute little yacht boy
>HHHHHHHHHHHWWWWWUUUUTTTT HOW CAN YOU CALL ME CRINGE

>because this is how the shit-flinging over nothing actually went
we can scroll up, you know...

>YO YO YO!
>My name is user and I'm here to say:
>Dis the gayest thread in the galax-ey!

cringe. this is the 'yacht rock reference' of rap lyrics.

>why yes, I do like cute sailor boys! thank you for noticing

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>claims he didn't post pictures of Kirk dressed like a yacht boy while also sharing his passion for yacht rock

14 will be better than half of those on account that it will never exist.

>jizz burger in paradise!

It was implied.

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Surf's up, homos!

youtube.com/watch?v=sBgG1Csx5Fk

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fuck. how do i respond to this? now i feel embarrassed at having posted a picture from TMP and making the reference. You win. Just please stop bullying me.

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>I WANNA /TREK/
>BOOOM!
>DA DADADAH DA DADADAH!

Stop flinching when I hit you and fight back, yacht boy.

In a better world, Kirk would've retired back to Earth after VI, hooked up with Gillian and sailed the Pacific together studying whales. He deserved better than Veridian III.

no. just please stop. im sorry.

The post that saved /trek/

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What makes someone a shitposter?

>sailed the Pacific together
What might they have listened to? Perhaps some mellow rock from the early 80's to fit the mood (please no bully).

youtube.com/watch?v=MEO6gYCFbr0

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Wow, it really does come across as rampantly homosexual when you know what to look for.

Kirk was a cowboy when planetside, not a sailor.

Every week, I think /trek/ can't possibly come up with a lamer meme.

>Nibblin' on sponge cake
>Watchin' the sun bake
>All of those tourists covered with oil
>Strummin' my six string
>on my front porch swing
>Smell those shrimp they're beginnin' to boil
>Wastin' away again in Margaritaville
>Searchin' for my long lost shaker of salt
>Some people claim that there's a woman to blame
>But I know it's nobody's fault
>Don't know the reason
>Stayed here all season
>Nothing to show but this brand new tattoo
>But it's a real beauty
>A Mexican cutie
>How it got here I haven't a clue
>Wastin' away again in Margaritaville
>Searchin' for my lost shaker of salt
>Some people claim that there's a woman to blame
>Now I think hell it could be my fault

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Wow, it's almost as if you have no idea where you are or what sort of awkward shit passes for humor here. It's really does seem like some sort of place where "faggot" is a term of endearment. Wow.

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>F*CK
Blue board, buddy.

>confusing fantasy with reality

You said wow twice, like a woman.

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Keep seething kid. I’m yachting right now. Just out here shitposting with my iPad while pounding a couple cold ones. Just me and the sea. Maybe your balls will drop one day and you’ll finally understand.

Wow

>tell us another yacht rock joke uncle user!

>VF likes yacht rock
Gross

A cook, a pedo and a Talaxian walk into a bar.
He orders a drink.

>simple references are "jokes"
You're going to have to do better than that. You keep trying to out-smug user but like a bad marksman you just. keep. missing. the. target.

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