>Wife divorced him
>Boyish good looks fading
>Has been in movies with Nicolas Cage, Bruce Willis and Adrien Brody recently
What's next for him?
Hard mode: don't say suicide
Wife divorced him
Adrian Martinez
Colton Adams
if I didn't know who he was I'd say he looks like the kind of guy who owns/operates several car rental franchises
Grayson Cox
if i had to hazard a guess, i'd say he's going to continue mostly living off his Star Wars dosh and dividends whilst occasionally acting in minor roles that seem more like a way to fill the time than to actually pursue acting. maybe he'll cameo in some Disney Wars project at some point.
Jonathan James
He looks like Slavic immigrant
Asher Evans
safdie brothers movie
Wyatt Harris
push for episode 10 where palpatine clones anakin in an attempt to yet again resurrect the empire
Joshua Price
Time to bash in skull brother.
Zachary Collins
His Italian/Jewish heritage is really coming out as he ages.
Blake Lewis
He just needs to eat more.
Nolan Rivera
Why? He’s got money, what the hell does Annie have to worry about?
Matthew Walker
I need his ex wifes phone number
Isaiah Green
you really think actors stop craving attention and applause just because they got money?
William Gonzalez
Why the fuck not! At least we get our Anakin back and he can go on a post-Vader redemption quest. Making a new trilogy with Hayden as the hero would also restore the prophecy. The story is so damaged at this point it could only improve the story.
Aiden Fisher
Opening a pizza restaurant with the ultimate sauce and the ultimate crust
Logan Allen
maybe he's sick? or is an alcoholic/drug addict
why did rachel divorce him?
Jose Lee
his looks really don't work when you get older
Ryder Peterson
He looks malnourished, like European.
Jordan Murphy
he is more attractive than the virgins in here
Kevin Young
No, but he always seemed more on the normal side
Owen Fisher
I wish Emma Roberts, Lily Collins and Victoria Justice all starred in another Charlie's Angels reboot
Dominic Mitchell
He needs a mustache, maybe a beard, but definitely at least a mustache.
Camden Miller
Eww he's so skinny
David Stewart
It's a cursed role.
>one dead
>one in insane asylum
>one jobless
Adam Robinson
>It's a cursed role.
Is it?
Parker Kelly
everyone who is not morbidly obese is "malnourished" in eyes of americans
Zachary Cook
That 'tom hanks when he plays a nice dad' hair style does not do him any favours
Kayden Bailey
Terrible haircut and clothes, fix that and you fixed him.
Juan Williams
People confuse him with Bill Cosby all the time. His fate must be the worst of all.
John Gutierrez
Did a single living person actually see this movie? I have yet to meet anyone who did. Maybe it's actually good, who fucking knows.
Blake Sanders
>Box-Office: $1,362,536
Based
Carter Scott
cope
Daniel Green
Wasn't this made by the Canadian government or some shit? It's basically a handout.
Jace Wood
Look pretty great until the shitty sauces came out.
Aiden Diaz
He owns a farm nigger. Hayden is based as fuck.
Nathan Watson
really what the fuck
i thought it was one of those meme vidoes where they keep adding stupid amounts of stuff until they're emptying a gallon of mountain dew ontop
Isaac Brown
Did Anakin fucked Ahsoka?
Lucas Carter
He should do another movie with Nic
Leo Carter
I did see it, which is how I spoiled the ending in my post
Zachary Miller
I'm American, I literally had to stop watching, this is worse than gore.
Josiah Turner
>Best Emma and Anakin combined
>made less in its entire run than any random MCU film film rakes in on a tuesday morning of its fifth week
was it that bad or did the plebs just miss the boat?
Ethan Peterson
coronavirus won't kill you, mutt, cholesterol will do it much sooner
Ayden Adams
fuck thats so hot
Ryan Perez
user, Palpatine is dead
Nolan Hernandez
Begging for money on cameo
Mason Reed
Non-American and this definitely does trigger me
What a fucking waste of good meat
Blake Allen
He could return, somehow
Matthew Allen
Wouldn't it be less expensive to just guzzle a bottle of grease?
Easton Cruz
>After the role of a lifetime, I've been... busy
Zachary Reed
isn't he scandinavian?
Brody Nguyen
Holy shit my wife actually watched this movie, I remember being confused
Carson Kelly
Yeah at this point Star Wars is such a shitshow that I’d be fine with the adventures of Clone Anakin.
Blake Stewart
>is set for life because of the prequels
>can do whatever dumb flicks whenever he feels like acting a bit (pic related)
>can just live comfy
Jonathan Jones
Fuck he looks like shit. What's next is +30lbs of muscle mass and leaving behind the teen heartthrob phase
Levi White
Is that..... a fucking peanut butter and nutella on minced meat?
Kevin Davis
palpatine in clone anakin's body. palp can come back because he had more than one cloning facility, this time in the really unknown region
episode X: advantures of palpateen
Brayden Johnson
And Yas Forums said that men aged like wine
Kevin Jenkins
this fuck the divorce though that hurts probably
Aaron Turner
He needs to put on about 10 pounds of muscle. He looks like a manchild
Justin Brown
That cover is atrocious.
Christopher Ramirez
wtf is wrong with him, looks like a methhead
Blake Johnson
He should have gotten naked onscreen while he was still young.
Aiden Gomez
He looks like he smokes a lot
Parker Perez
>too much sauce
>half drips off onto plate
>giant dripping slimy mess
for what purpose
Jace Campbell
The secret to exiting the simulation is hidden in the film. When you're ready to leave, this movie will find you and you will find the exit.
Brody Gutierrez
Oh no, wrinkles! It's over