Is this little fag even a real lawyer

>no, you can't make a copy of the game you own, little goy. Buy it on every platform instead.
Fuck the right off

All he does now is whine about Donald Trump

yes, he's pretty legit

I just want him to do another Better Call Saul review.

yeah look at his lawyer suit

>I do something for a living therefore I'm an expert

And thats a good thing.

He looks like what I imagine Harvey Birdman looks like under his mask

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They are real lawyers bitchbois essentially. We ask them to make coffee and help with menial tasks.

His Cavanaugh trial analysis was 100% NPC. I can't even look at him anymore

LET'S UNPACK THIS TOGETHER

More of a Rekeita Law guy myself.

Lawyers are the reason NPC culture exists

Pencil pushing

I like his content.

For a member of the tribe, he's ok.

Every lawyer is a jew

i honestly find him cringe

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His impeachment videos were absolutely embarrassing. I wouldn't hire this guy to clean my toilet let alone oversee a big case. Couldn't care less about his credentials.

>Cavanaugh
Did you mean Cavendish, as in the banana?

I was a corporate lawyer for a few years. You tell yourself the money will salve the emotional wounds of immolating people for a living and the 90 hour works weeks. It didn't work that way for me and you don't get paid that much more than a normal lawyer on the lower rungs.

would knock this guy out 1v1

FACT

IN CAPTAIN MARVEL'S DEFENSE THE DON TOUCHED HER MAP

A paralegal is what a nurse is for a doctor.
A lot of it is filing, preparing and going through paper work. Huge chunk of it actually. We don’t memorize laws, but we do memorize how to find certain issues in the legal system.
Some of the cooler things I got to do was be at trial with the attorney I worked for and interviewing people. Being on court/trial was dope, I got a really good poker face because of it. You sometimes hear some off the wall shit too, like spouses accusing each other of brining herpes into the picture. We once had a divorce where the guy was gun ho about not taking a settlement and taking it to trial until his girlfriend decided to testify on behalf of the wife, and when he found out it was going to come to light that his kinks and fetishes would have come out during trial he decided it would be better if he gave her over half, the house, full time custody of his kids, most of his cars Nd his real estate practice than even spend another day fighting his ex wife.
But yea it was not for me. I worked at a huge civil/family firm and there was a couple attorneys there that did criminal law. It was fun and lucrative while it lasted and at one point the attorney I worked for liked me enough to start getting the ball rolling on trying to get me to law school, I just had to finish my bachelors first. But I was terminated because I called another paralegal out for fucking the attorney she worked for, after she tried to accuse me of trying to fuck one of our clients/using drugs in front of the attorney I worked for. It got brought up to HR and we both got fired. It was an ugly mess and the girl who got me fired afterward tried to get me to help her sue the firm we worked for. I said fuck all that and joined the navy and now I work on Aircraft. I do keep in touch with the attorney I worked for from time to time though.

As he should, Trump is single handedly destroying this country.

Lmao, I'm not gonna read all that bullshit, parafaggot. Summarize it for me, champ.

>"Believe all waymin and Drumph*
i just summarized his entire cuckoid philosophy

he spends more time on memes and tv/film reviews.

Should call himself LegalMemer instead

DUDE BEE MOVIE LOL

His Captain Marvel video made me glad I don't live in the dystopian hellhole of California. Made it seem like you could sued for looking a woman if she didn't want you to.

naw

He looks like a man who knows how to prep a bull

Sneed attorney at law!

>dude let me apply modern california law to a fantasy/historical film where obviously it doesn't apply

fuck off lawboy

how did you manage to have a real job and still not know basic grammar and spelling
larping fag

Paralegal's do the stuff it would be wasteful or inappropriate for a lawyer to bill for, like:
Writing simple letters;
Making calls to clients for a minor detail or a bank account number;
Doing simple wills;
Ensuring a case file is up to date; and;
Indexing a brief.

Because I’m on Yas Forums and don’t give a shit about grammar on the internet faggot.

Lmao, someone actually did it, what a gay. I'm not reading that shit either.

are you insinuating that it takes effort for you to type in proper grammar?

heh. he even did an episode of Harvey

yea sure why not

What type of faggot do you have to be to care about grammar on Yas Forums of all places? You’re probably the same guy who reminded the teacher about homework they forgot to collect.

lawyers are on levels of sliminess comparable to lets say a landlord or politician. i dont really get the appeal of them, you think they're cool until you have to deal with IRL and they're some of the shittiest people youll ever meet

weak bait

Yeah faggot, everyone hates lawyers until you need one to get the police off your ass, or to save you from divorce court, or you want to buy a house or basically anything big really.

t. Lawyer

t. shlomo shekelberg, attorney at law

I unironically am a lawyer, yes, not one of (((them))) though

t. One of them

That's exactly what one of them would say

Everyone shitting on lawyers in this thread should have to represent themselves in court.

Identity theft is not a joke

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t. Attorney

t. going to get fucked over the bench by the police

Did your feeling get hurt when he btfoed your daddy trump so you made this thread?

Nobody cares kike

t. Lawyer

We would, but lawyers have deliberately made it indecipherable to anyone except their sordid tribe so normal folks have to fork out for them.

>to get the police off your ass
I'm not a nigger lol
>save you from divorce court
You're already fucked in that way
>you want to buy a house
...? Dude what's with this coping. just admit that lawyers are materialistic scum

Pedophile REACTS to Lolita FUNNY REACTION

(thumbnail guy with a hand over his mouth)

I hate this dumb video format. Fucking cancer.

I really don't see myself being in any legal trouble...
>I won't get married
>I don't drive
>If something does happen, I'd probably kill myself first

being a lawyer is the closest thing you can get to real life cheat codes apart from being born into extreme wealth, especially tax law

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You know you can need and use the services of an attorney and still think they are slimy and shady people. They aren’t mutually exclusive. That said, out of all the attorneys I’ve ever met, worked for and dealt with, a decent amount of them genuinely cared for their clients.

But that’s your only purpose. If people defended themselves then you would be worthless