RUSTIC

Is this achievable natty?

He's fine, idiot.

Hes far from ok.
Severe case of retard barrelchest.

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Unfortunate mode

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You know its back muscle in bright lighting, right?

he's 53 fucking years old andlooks great for his age, what the fuck could possibly be unfortunate about this? he's neither an actor nor an athlete/bodybuilder, he's a fucking celebrity chef, who gives a shit about this minutia

>It's another "Gordon ramsey gets buck fucking naked" episode

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Post your body with timestamp, then we'll talk. Oh, you won't because you're a skinnyfat nonwhite talking out of your ass.

OH NO NO NO RAMSAY BROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

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BURGAH

I thought dad bods were in.

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damn, those mutton chops

53?!!! oof........ he looks at least 10 years older...

>dad bod
>receding hairline
>average cock
>doesn't roid up or get hair transplants like most would because he's not an insecure pussy

Is Jude Law the most relatable movie star?

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>sucking in your gut this hard

Judie is a real mensch
Young Pope > everything

As a recovering skeleton I don't get the hate for barrel chests and the desire twig waists. I'd give anything for some natural width to my frame

>relatable because ugly
lmao

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tiny wrists

tiny wrists make your arms look bigger if you work out

And big arms make your hands look even smaller. Women aren't as stupid as you think, they look at hands and wrists, not grown meat of muscles.

this
I worked out for years, then one time I go out and some thottie walks past me and calls me lady hands
stayed in my room for months after that one...fuckin roasties

Kek. I'm sorry user.

i'm 6'5 with medium wrists and big hands so luckily don't have that problem

i will never have big arms without roids tho

>calls me lady hands

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how small are your hands user, its hard to imagine woman ever said that unless they are freakishly small

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Whenever I see this image, all I can see is the card soldiers from alice in wonderland

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BURGAH

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wtf is his problem why would he lie then make the same exact thing years later

looks fine to me, is there any way to make you wrist wider for actual wristlets?

>he's 53 fucking years old
he's the oldest looking 53 year old int he planet

The trunk

how big are those wrists in girth?

dunno heres a zippo for scale

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doesnt seem that bad, maybe slightly smaller than average

bro whereever I look I constantly get handmogged, it's suffering
fucking lady hands goddamnint

I've got a dad bod but a much wider frame and bigger pecs so girls think I'm far more muscular than I am. The bod helps if you're looking for zoomie girls who haven't been completely abused, but have a few family issues (like my fiancee)

And yet he manages to be more charismatic than 99% of this board.
Impressive

looks perfectly normal

dude I've seen girls with bigger hands than me

and you KNOW what they say about guys with lady hands, which fucks me the most because I don't even have a small dick
maybe if I had a small dick I could carry it better

you dont understand what he means by insertions do you

wtf was his problem?
youtube.com/watch?v=Re8Znv9dIo0

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>decadent
pseuds literally used this word wrong so many times that they changed the meaning of it

just walk around with your dick out, nobody will comment on your ladyhands

insecurity

You don't understand that not everyone can look like Arnold, do you. RETARD

Post body.

i didnt say that you genuine autist, its not about his muscle mass its just he has objectively unfortunate insertions and genetics

and I am saying NOONE CARES

its raw mode

he was also a former marine
a lot of those guys are really intense

What the hell? You are completelly normal, man. Well... its your fault for listen shit women has to say.