ISILDUR
WASH YOUR HANDS AFTER GOING SHOPPING
ISILDUR
WASH YOUR HANDS AFTER GOING SHOPPING
I was there when the hygiene of men failed...
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Lembas paper. One wipe is enough to clean a mans anus after explosive bowel movements
What did he mean by this
Frodo and Legolas and Bard's son Bain are relentlessly handsome.
kek
made me fucking smirk
>How many have you used?
>Four
>Prepare for lockdown!
>Return to your homes!
>coof coof
>Send this virus back to the east!
>SNEEZE, SNEEZE FOR YOUR LIVES
>loud and annoying
>eat a lot
>need tons of lembas paper to wipe their asses
confirmed to be americans.
>Do you know... how the SARS first came into being?
>It was just the flu, once. Taken by the chink powers, tortured and mutilated...
>and now perfected. My fighting Coronavirus.
>SNEED, SNEED FOR YOUR LIVES
Give it to us raw...and wriggling! You keep nasty chips! *cough* gollum *cough*
Ha! He said the hilarious word! What comedic genious!
>What is this new devilry
>A Wuflu— a virus of the ancient Wuhan
>This illness is beyond any vaccine…
>ISOLATE
>You cannot spread!
>I am the servant of the CDC, wielder of the WuFlu Test Kit
>The Chink Strain will not avail you! Virus of Wuhan
>Go back to the wet market!
>YOU SHALL NOT SPREAD!
COOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH
*A few days later*
based
>you have no power here
Topkek
thread of the day
fuck I could see the scene in my head
BUY YOU FOOLS
What can men do against such reckless basic reproduction number
>a china man approaches
>do not let him cough, he will put the china flu on us
Looks like bat is back on the menu boys!
>coofs on your party
Why do we allow these people to still exist?
>You shall not pass it on!
>CO-RO-NA
>cough it
>spread it
>say its just the flu
you'd think Xi the Pooh would ban the shit out of exotic animal dish now to stop bringing dishonor to the country
ISILDUR
CAST THE N95 INTO THE FIRE, YOU'VE BEEN WEARING IT CONTINUOUSLY FOR A MONTH NOW
A Bogroll of Morgoth
>end up saving the world
Definitely confirmed Americans
>maxresdefault
best thread in Yas Forums
>cough
Nineteen of these strains were made by the slopeyed-smiths of Yellow, led by Winnehwho. These were grouped into three strains for the wops, seven strains for the spics, and nine strains for mutts. One additional strain, the One Corona, was forged by Sauron himself at Mount Wuhan.
After all, why not? Why shouldn't I spread it?
Because you're retards who exist on a diet of sensationalist media spoonfeeding you nonsense
The virus doesn't come from bats, it comes from pangolins. And it is NOT transmitted by eating the animal.
It came from bats shitting and puking and biting the workers in the Wuhan biolabs. Stop trying to rewrite history.
Someone should shoop the Coronavirus over the scene where Boromir says about so much trouble over such a small thing.
>someone should
DIY?
someone already did, keep up with the trends grandpa
The funny thing is Christopher Lee is a villain in a movie about an evil chinese man trying to destroy the world with a virus or something.
We must reach the town of Vo.
We dug to deep...Herd Immunity is bullshit...The viruses...they are coming.
>YOU HAVE NO TOILET PAPER HERE!!
Already happened fag. Have you been doing things other than shitposting on 4channel?
>pangolins isn't exotic animal dish
underrated
kek
is it perhaps transmitted by fucking the animal? asking for a friend.