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WASH YOUR HANDS AFTER GOING SHOPPING
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Daniel Gutierrez
Oliver Miller
I was there when the hygiene of men failed...
Dominic Thompson
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Luis Jackson
Lembas paper. One wipe is enough to clean a mans anus after explosive bowel movements
Justin Reed
What did he mean by this
Kayden Brown
Frodo and Legolas and Bard's son Bain are relentlessly handsome.
Chase Moore
Austin Young
kek
Liam Rogers
made me fucking smirk
Ethan Lee
>How many have you used?
>Four
Caleb Murphy
>Prepare for lockdown!
Thomas Cooper
>Return to your homes!
Leo Gomez
>coof coof
Benjamin Sullivan
>Send this virus back to the east!
Kevin Butler
>SNEEZE, SNEEZE FOR YOUR LIVES
Cooper Hill
>loud and annoying
>eat a lot
>need tons of lembas paper to wipe their asses
confirmed to be americans.
Wyatt Wright
>Do you know... how the SARS first came into being?
>It was just the flu, once. Taken by the chink powers, tortured and mutilated...
>and now perfected. My fighting Coronavirus.
Owen Diaz
>SNEED, SNEED FOR YOUR LIVES
Ian Edwards
Give it to us raw...and wriggling! You keep nasty chips! *cough* gollum *cough*
Nolan Cox
Ha! He said the hilarious word! What comedic genious!
Angel Gray
>What is this new devilry
>A Wuflu— a virus of the ancient Wuhan
>This illness is beyond any vaccine…
>ISOLATE
David Parker
Justin Gutierrez
>You cannot spread!
>I am the servant of the CDC, wielder of the WuFlu Test Kit
>The Chink Strain will not avail you! Virus of Wuhan
>Go back to the wet market!
>YOU SHALL NOT SPREAD!
Austin Davis
COOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH
Nathaniel Diaz
*A few days later*
Charles Fisher
based
Anthony Sanchez
>you have no power here
Jose Richardson
Topkek
thread of the day
Ayden Rogers
fuck I could see the scene in my head
Jeremiah Ward
BUY YOU FOOLS
Jose Ortiz
What can men do against such reckless basic reproduction number
Julian Harris
>a china man approaches
>do not let him cough, he will put the china flu on us
Jack Myers
Xavier Richardson
Looks like bat is back on the menu boys!
Ryan Wright
>coofs on your party
Robert Powell
Why do we allow these people to still exist?
Jeremiah Cooper
>You shall not pass it on!
Caleb Smith
>CO-RO-NA
>cough it
>spread it
>say its just the flu
Ian Fisher
you'd think Xi the Pooh would ban the shit out of exotic animal dish now to stop bringing dishonor to the country
Carter Clark
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CAST THE N95 INTO THE FIRE, YOU'VE BEEN WEARING IT CONTINUOUSLY FOR A MONTH NOW
Bentley Ross
A Bogroll of Morgoth
Jaxon Gutierrez
>end up saving the world
Definitely confirmed Americans
William Jenkins
>maxresdefault
Easton Johnson
best thread in Yas Forums
Carter Gray
>cough
Logan Rodriguez
Nineteen of these strains were made by the slopeyed-smiths of Yellow, led by Winnehwho. These were grouped into three strains for the wops, seven strains for the spics, and nine strains for mutts. One additional strain, the One Corona, was forged by Sauron himself at Mount Wuhan.
Ryder Cox
After all, why not? Why shouldn't I spread it?
Andrew Jones
Because you're retards who exist on a diet of sensationalist media spoonfeeding you nonsense
The virus doesn't come from bats, it comes from pangolins. And it is NOT transmitted by eating the animal.
Nicholas Evans
It came from bats shitting and puking and biting the workers in the Wuhan biolabs. Stop trying to rewrite history.
Isaac Wilson
Someone should shoop the Coronavirus over the scene where Boromir says about so much trouble over such a small thing.
Carson Sanders
>someone should
DIY?
Brody Walker
someone already did, keep up with the trends grandpa
Logan Ramirez
The funny thing is Christopher Lee is a villain in a movie about an evil chinese man trying to destroy the world with a virus or something.
William Cooper
We must reach the town of Vo.
Isaiah Robinson
We dug to deep...Herd Immunity is bullshit...The viruses...they are coming.
Lincoln Morales
Noah Lee
>YOU HAVE NO TOILET PAPER HERE!!
Isaiah Diaz
Already happened fag. Have you been doing things other than shitposting on 4channel?
Jeremiah Myers
>pangolins isn't exotic animal dish
Parker Parker
underrated
Lucas Robinson
kek
Nathan Young
is it perhaps transmitted by fucking the animal? asking for a friend.