ITT: Idiots missing the point of Parasite

Thanks for self-demonstrating.

Seriously, you’re missing the point.

I have yet to see or read a decent explanation. Just endless comments and articles saying how everyone else is wrong.

Trying to find a point in a shit movie with no point...

Thinks everyone can be rich and own a massive house...

How stupid are these people ?

You didn't even read half the comments you mass replied to. You should be stabbed in the gut and left for dead in the gutter.

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>NOOOOOO
>POOR PEOPLE CANT BECOME RICH, THEYRE SUPPOSED TO STAY POOR BECAUSE LIFE IS FAIR AND LOGICAL AND POOR PEOPLE STAY POOR BECAUSE THEYRE BORN POOR AND SUBHUMAN
>MY DADDY AND MY RABBI AND MY PROFESSORS ALL TOLD ME SO, THE HECKIN FREE MARKET DOESNT WORK LIKE THAT NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOO

>I have no input or arguments so I'll meme instead
Good job user. Really showing us the power of that high IQ left wing brain

No you moron, we can raise people to a good living standard. But we can't have everyone live in a mansion, you do realise that right ?

Now, you can argue that no one should live in a mansion, and that's a discussion worth having, but if you think 'everyone can be rich and live like a king' then you are beyond stupid.

>>NOOOOOO
>>POOR PEOPLE CANT BECOME RICH, THEYRE SUPPOSED TO STAY POOR BECAUSE LIFE IS FAIR AND LOGICAL AND POOR PEOPLE STAY POOR BECAUSE THEYRE BORN POOR AND SUBHUMAN
>>MY DADDY AND MY RABBI AND MY PROFESSORS ALL TOLD ME SO, THE HECKIN FREE MARKET DOESNT WORK LIKE THAT NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOO

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The hecking free market doesnt work at all
It needs constant government bailout every 10 years

Seething juden

Based
The mansion's not the main point retarded, rich kids get a massive head start in life and way more second chances. Some right wingers like to claim that the free market works and that wealth = fair class disparity because all poor people are dumb and bitter.
Great contribution.

>defend capitalism
>call others jewish

Pottery

Parasite is outdated. South Korea showed the world they are one of the best societies and most equal. Everyone got tested during this Corona plague. Stop whining.

Einstein said that insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result.
Capitalism has failed time and time again.

Its time to try out something new

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fuck off seo woo

>20 million shitskins die anually

Good

>Communism, new
Kek

Move to Venezuela you fucking illegal immigrant

how does capitalism fail exactly

it isn't trying to do anything

FUCK communism, it's all about anti-capitalist free markets, baby.
Mutualism is the greatest system ever devised

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Listen, I don’t care what you say. Facts are facts. Capitalism has failed and we need a change

So it's more like a cancer

based annoying faggot

CAPITALISM BAD

...THE PARASITE WAS THE GUY IN THE BASEMENT. SOMETIMES, THE CURTAINS ARE JUST FUCKIN BLUE

I agree on one condition

Fuck jews, fuck trannies, fuck gays, fuck muslims, fuck niggers and fuck jannies

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>The rich people were too dependent to do everyday tasks without hired help
Show me even a single line that backs this up
Hiring someone to clean your floors doesn't mean you literally have no idea how to use a mop

Surely you have an alternative to propose?

the rich husband said the house would fall apart if his wife were taking care of it

>It would take 564 years for Ki-woo to actually save up the money in order to buy that house
Based on what figure? The salary he earned folding pizza boxes? The movie shows that the family was reasonably talented when they actually tried, if he wasn't fucked by brain damage than he might have been able to make a lot of money like the rich dad did just through a specific business

why does anyone think there has to actually be a parasite? no one said the film is trying to convince you that anyone is a parasite. if it has any message at all it's that people who get labelled as parasites actually add value to the lives of those around them and everyone depends on everybody to some extent so nobody is truly a parasite.

Yes. Andrew Yang (or Trump if thats who we are stuck with) gives us all 1000 dollars a month

Maybe The Parasite™ was the friends we made along the way

What about the guy in the basement? He's just there to move the plot forward. His life serves no purpose to anyone and nobody depends on him. HE'S the parasite in the story.

>Andrew Yang
not even close to being possibility
>Trump if thats who we are stuck with
Yes that is the most possible circumstance of what is happening.
Just admit you don't know what you're talking about user. I used to be like you. Vocal and loud mouthed about things I don't know much about. I learned from it. I stayed quiet and listened. If you follow my advice you will too not make a fool of yourself. Luckily we're on Yas Forums and not in public.

Trump will lose hard.
His handling of the coronavirus pandemic is a complete disaster.
Whats worse for him is that the virus will decimate his most loyal voter base the white boomers.
It's over.

what was the point?

>The US is the poster boy for capitalism, far from a perfect implementation, but better than any other attempt.

>People from the entire world flock to the US, desperate to get in so that they can build a better life, fleeing from socialist shithole countries, entering illegally in masses.

-'Capitalism is bad, we should embrace socialism/communism'

How retarded are you people ? Stay in your shithole countries and fix them instead of trying to flee to the US and then bring it down to the level of said shithole countries.

So you didn't check his approval ratings of how he handled the corona virus and his overall approval rating? You're funny user. You should write for Colbert.

He gets the lights for Mr. Park, so even the lowliest guy has some (pointless, easily automated) value

his life serves a purpose to his wife which is as legitimate a reason as anyone else has to be alive. he is also not inherently parasitic. he's just adapted to be that way because his business failed. he is an example of how a productive member of society can decline into a state where people only see them as a detriment. that's what happens when you go around calling people parasites.

I want you to stay ignorant so the fall will be that much harder for you...but trusting polls...fucking yikes user...no...my Yas Forums bros are smarter than this you're just probably baiting for (you)s and congrats. You got one.

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The world is fucked. Nobody show have to work more than 25 hours a week to survive if they hate their job.

Polls were accurate in 2016. (((Models))) made by the media were fake and assumed each state was an independent outcome.

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>Polls were accurate in 2016
That's why Hillary is president right?

The fact that this movie is ranked as the best film of all time on Letterboxd proves that it's a film for plebs. It's the Shawshank Redemption of the 2010s.

His approval is at an all-time high and the virus is impacting deep blue cities and states. Trump is teflon, just accept it.

>movies can't have multiple meanings or be interpreted in more than one way

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At this point I think it's bait and if not just let him be dumb. When the Don wins again it's just going to make him angry until he puts the bullet to his head.

>There is a slightly greater than 50% chance the roulette wheel lands on a color besides black
>Oops it landed on black looks like the math was wrong you fucking retard.

>wife literally can't do shit for herself
>father is implied to not know how to drive, has used hired drivers literally his whole adult life
>parents relegate the parenting of their children to others, to the point of leaving it up to random strangers
>they don't even cook for themselves but rather rely on the help to make any meal that isn't pre-prepared
and more.
If you ever leave the raising of your own children to someone else to the point where they are more comfortable with their nanny than you, you have failed in your basic duty as a human being.

>elections are the equivalent of roulette
>Forget how the electoral college works and polls it's just the roll of the dice
are you even trying user? seriously? are you fucking with me? I had a good laugh at you you made me laugh but if you're serious I don't want to laugh any more. Picking on retards isn't fun.

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Can you make a tripcode so we can all laugh at how dumb you are? Posting screenshots of terrible anons opinions is fun and all but it's much better with a name attached to it.

>father is implied to not know how to drive, has used hired drivers literally his whole adult life
He drives when they leave for and come back from the camping trip.

Not that I don't disagree with you. The reason the poor mom got hired was that the rich mom was totally overwhelmed and out of her element. There was a scene showing this after all.

good post. even in his job the dad kind of just sat there as people did work around him. But I guess having a movie about how hard work doesn't pay off is to hurtful for simp bootlickers to deal with KEK