Simp

>simp

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sons

>sneed

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>Snee

>sned flanders

How can I be sure I'm not a simp?

>how can i be sure im not a meme

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I already needed time to make sure I wasn't a doomer, a bloomer or a coomer or a purple guy. I'll have to stay patient until I can handle this new one.

i don't know what simp means but ive been calling people it for days on here lmoa

based

How is a simp different from a beta or a cuck? I feel like we already had several words to describe these people. Why did zoomers create another?

I think I might be a simp. Fuck

>Laughing my off ass
Huh?

NOOOOOOOOOOOO STOP CREATING NEW WORDS I'M TOO LOW IQ TO REMEMBER THEM

You will all burn for this shit. In this life or the next. I will personally see to it.

>simp

Why do some people get so triggered over new buzzwords?

Simps are a very specific type of cuck, they are the ones who give women money/things/attention with the expectation of receiving sex as a reward, but never do. In particular it applies to people who give twitch thots donations all for the reward of them saying "thanks anon2814, you're the best!". Both simps and cucks are pathetic, but they are a different type of pathetic.

Beta is just useless male, cuck is getting off on his gf getting railed by someone else and simp is someone who sends $500 to a 3/10 thot to hear her say in the most monotone, disinterested voice 'Thank you for the donation bernie1940'

The beta, the cuck, the incel, the simp.
Who wins in a fist fight?

Thank you for your $100.

Honestly might give it to the incel on this one, all things considered. He has a lot of training from his planned school shooting that he never carried out.

paypig was already a thing for this
your meme sucks

The cuck, he had sex.

>Why did zoomers create another one?
>new
>new buzzwords

Hello newfags.

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Sneed

Bane

Youre massively retarded. simp is just short for simpleton which is a dumb or simple person. jesus christ.

Based. Fuck simps and fuck whores

>snip?

Words change and get new meanings my dude. Faggot used to refer to a bundle of sticks, but look at it now.

The cuck. The rest are losers where their state comes from their own demeanor, but there is a chance that for a cuck it might just be a fetish, that stays behind closed door while he himself lives normal life.

simp backwards is pmis and thats pretty close to penis lol

Kevin James was not a simp in King of Queens. He was a self interested, lazy, do nothing that made his wife do all the housework, cooking etc on top of her having a job. He was based

God, I have the urge to worship a White girl who doesn't care about me.

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>baste

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Incorrect. It stands for Sucker Idealizing Mediocre Pussy.

Newfag.

But what about the s o y b o y? Where does he fit in all this?

Honestly simp 20 years ago meant idiot nothing more or less
Traphouse or trapmusic was tranny or sex.

Zoomers say alot of dumb shit desu. But its all good.

Cool is the only word that seems to stay the same in slang

Fuckin’ kek!

maybe if you're a nigger

it's for lefty, normie consoomers

simp

Everybody in this thread is a simpcel (except for me)

all women are whores

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What are some kinos redpilled on women?

LEAVING MY OWN ASS
*SQUATS AND SHITS ON THE FLOOR*
BAAAAAAAASED

Did the person writing this even watch King of Queens?

Nocturnal Animals, made by a faggot and the only relevant movie ever about women.

Gone Girl, author of the book literally wrote it because she was tired of everyone thinking of women as nice.

And yet you still can't get laid.

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The new ghost busters

it always tickles me pink whenever some new ghetto monkey babble gets created and is immediately mocked by all man kind for the ridiculous memetic ape hollering it is

Based post, this is what Yas Forums is all about

*enters thread*
>BRRRRRAAAAPPPP
*exits thread*

It’s just “cuck” by another name

Is there a more righteous meme than "simp"?

all women will be gassed at birth and have their ovum harvested

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Spoken like a true simp

found the simp