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What happened to Dey Tooker?

wait, are you telling me there are jews in entertainment?

pouring one out for my dead homie right now

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dey tooker

>mother isn't jewish
not jewish

youtu.be/t89ErK9yTok?t=423

Dude’s been wearing those tiny glasses for like 4 years straight. Look up any recent Segal movie and he’ll be wearing those on the cover.

Well I'm sorry to hear that.

according to Reform Judaism and science, a Jew father's genes and DNA do count

Cause now....?

he was a good man

Are the films of Seagall entertaining in the ways that the films of Wiseau or Breen are?

Isn’t he an antisemite tho?

Yes and some of them are actually good compared to Wiseaus or Breens

nice try mr. troll

commie oligarch shill
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>Let me tell you something that might be a bit dangerous. I was raised in Japan. I was schooled in martial arts. I was given the title of master. They take a movie “The Last Samurai.” They have a 5-foot-2-inch little guy, whether he was straight or gay, I don’t know. I don’t care. He had never been to Japan. He doesn’t speak Japanese. He has never held a sword. They make him the Last Samurai. We got 450,000 phone calls [laughs] from everybody in the world saying, “That role was perfect for you. How did that happen?” Most of the people I know didn’t like the film and didn’t go see it. It’s just a classic example of Hollywood and the politics.

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>tfw no more music and movie kino

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Seagal is Asian.

Birthday Snatcher!

These threads are the best

Wasn't that the whole point of the film though, that he wasn't a Samurai in the beginning?

How do I get crime vision lads

not according to his Wikipedia and EthniCelebs.com

EASY

Bros, the chills at 2:07
youtube.com/watch?v=LBTAwVwR_cg

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>whether he was straight or gay, I don’t know. I don’t care
Kek

Segal obviously didn't watch the movie.

lmao!!

I don't know what's funnier, the way he shits on cruise, the fact that he actually believes that he should of gotten that role, or the fact that this quote is actually true

WASH YOUR FUCKING HANDS DUDE

>Budget: US$16,700,000
HOW?

Okay guys but what is the budah nature?
youtube.com/watch?v=yxloUBCYuFM

Half of that is catering for Seagal

Money laundering.

youtube.com/watch?v=B1jIlljXq2Y

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Pretty much all of Seagal's DTV stuff is simply money laundering. It's no accident that so much of his stuff is produced through Eastern Europe and Asia, where it's a lot easier to grease the wheels.

It's not just because any name movie star, no matter how washed up is still in demand there, and they're happen to get who they can/Segal is happy to work?

>They have a 5-foot-2-inch little guy, whether he was straight or gay, I don’t know. I don’t care.

Segal is the perfect living embodiment of 'based retard'. Someone post his Webms.

The original tracklist is funny enough

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why is she drooling

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I found out the true reasom why he couldnt do the role on the steven seagal forums....

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Holy fuck I forgot about this. I miss seagalposting

>reform judaism
lol
>science
LOL

>(with Bo Diddley)

God damn it.

It's not drool...

he is the world's oldest 13 year old

youtube.com/watch?v=UJHj7U_cru0

I remember renting this movie and falling asleep on it within the first 10 minutes. I missed out didn't i

>this is one of my personal backups isn't that amazing?

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Lmao

Cruise is gay