Antagonist is evil because... it's his birthday

in english doc, we ain't scientists

>Gollum
>antagonist

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>antagonist is evil
Congrats on missing the most basic point about Gollum.

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They were proto-hobbits.

he was the antagonist of that scene

protagonist is not always good character, it is a main character
since Gollum is main character there he is a protagonist

>antagonist = bad guy
should have paid more attention in literature class methinks

Do you think he had sex with the Ring in all those centuries of being alone with it?

ring propably lower your lust because it's part of autistic Sauron

It was imbued with the essence of Sauron's own soul, which is pure evil incarnate. The ring is not just an evil object, it has intelligence and will. It put a spell on Smeagol because it sensed that he would be easier to manipulate and control.

As I recall, there are three sub-races of hobbit, but they've all been living right next to each other and interbreeding for centuries, so they're all cousins at this point.

Yeah there was no antagonist in that scene

I believe they were "river-folk" a sub-species of hobbits

>river-folk
Bravo Tolkien

I know it's a dumb shitpost op but I'm very appreciative of all the LOTR threads.

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Based Tolkien dabbing on Turks

why is this name wrong

lots of people's sense of right and wrong hangs by a thread at any given time, it's just rare for something to break it. you can make people do all kinds of fucked up shit, and the ring is more alluring than anything

Boromir is boorish
Faramir is fair

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why didn't he deliver the ring to the local lost-property office?

Pretty sure having the ring is so great that it makes sex irrelevant. Kind of how drug addicts view heroin as much better than sex.

Not sure if they were a sub species or the proto hobbit species

What? LotR is a fantasy novel, there is no allegory. Did you even read the books?

>the ring made him evil

Smeagol was, if not not already border-line evil, then easily corruptible and the Ring sensed this and saw him as a way to get itself back to Sauron.

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Yes.

Only the Hobbits themselves and not even most of them would give a shit about Hobbit genealogy.

Imagine constantly going in and out invisibility as you're fucking the Ring.

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Did Smeagol die a virgin?

He was a ringcel

>be Sauron
>see the hottest woman to ever walk Middle-earth
>"my boss will be happy if I take her captive and bring to him"
based Sauron not falling for pussy jew

>reading
lol reading is gay bro, lotr is my political beliefs imbued in movie form . orcs are people I don't like and I am aragorn

>I am aragorn
Fucking race traitor.

Yeah but the ring didn’t affect that either way
he was pretty gross, even by halfling standards and not much of a personality to make up for it

No.

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Most Ameritard post ever.

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elves are people I like and my wife is honorary gondorian , just for that you are an orc (bad guy)

>Elessar means “elfstone”
>Elendil (also known as Ælfwine "Elf-friend")
ELVED.com

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>he was pretty gross, even by halfling standards and not much of a personality to make up for it

Which is why the Ring latched on to him. It has sensed Smeagol and Deagol fishing on the river and thru magic, caused the boat to flip over so they they’d find the Ring and when Deagol was the one who got it, the Ring again used magic to get Smeagol (who it recognized has a greater capacity for evil or corruptibility) to take it away from him.

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GIVE US THE RING

is HM/EF, dare i say, the ultimate pairing?
MANNED.COM

Hobbits love genealogy and family trees, before LotR that was the only history they really cared about, but after Frodo and co. did their shit hobbits started taking an interest in hobbit history.

Tolkien seems to agree, Beren/Luthien, Tuor/Idril and Aragorn?Arwen all happily married and had babies, meanwhile only EM/HF pairing I can think of ended with elf dying and the pair being seperated forever

>Aragorn produces hapa babies with an elf
lol, wonder if there was a little half-elf Elliot Roger running about Middle Earth complaining about the fact that Dunedain bitches won't fuck him.

i wonder if the implication is that weak-willed people are essentially evil

the implication is that weak-willed people are easily tempted to evil

that explains so much

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seems like i'm supposed to infer that weak-willed people will inevitably be tempted to evil

i really like saruman

Not if their master is a good person.

Based and white wizard-pilled, he was the best antagonist in the movies.

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The straw-haired professor from the North and land-theft apologist was teaching the class on Aldor the Old, known enemy of Dunlendings.

"Before the class begins, you must fold your hands and worship king Helm Hammerhand and accept that he was the greatest king of Rohan and whole world as well, greater even than lady Haleth of Elder Days."

At this moment, a brave, black-haired warrior of Wulf's tribe who slew the 1500 forgoils and understood the necessity of aiding wizard Saruman in his quest to learn the Ring-lore and fully supported all orders from Galtrev's elders stood up and said:

"Are Easterlings white?"

The Gondor-worshipping professor smirked quite ephemerally and smugly replied "No, they aren't white, like people of Enedwaith you stupid dun-lad"

"But, since ancestors of Eorl the Young came to the Vales of Anduin from Rhovanion, doesn't it make the Rohirrim Easterlings too?"

The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his copy of Eorl's Oath. He stormed out of the room crying those Eothed crocodile tears.

The students applauded, slew and ate all their horses and accepted Sharkey as the righteous ruler of all lands west to Anduin. A craban named Freca flew into the room and shed a single tear and songs about the old homeland were sung several times.

The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. His house, a thatched barn, where brigands drink in reek and their brats roll on the floor with the dogs was destroyed by orcs.

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Nah, they could die first or just live in obscurity

fucking brainlets. evil people are weak-willed. not the same thing.

i would say i like sauron just as much but in a different way

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