Who coughed?!
/hmmm/ Dark Crystal
Aiden Ward
Aaron Ross
This guy did, got a problem?
Ian Rogers
Any crystal bros succumbed to the darkening?
Luis Wood
Locke & Key got renewed for a second season.
Jaxson Young
Are you kidding? Jesus, this world is ridiculous.
Ryan Butler
I'm starting to think they forgot about AoR, Like, literally forgot. One day the Netflix twitter will post "Oh shit, that Dark Crystal thing! It was renewed back in Nov. Lol, sorry"
Noah Baker
fucking love this goth boi. here's better quality.
Nathan Brown
Nice, thanks!
At this point I wouldn't be surprised.
Tyler Flores
And we're back!
I wonder which Skeksis would fare the worst concerning the social distancing. My bet is Sil, if only because he would be unable to be a slut during the outbreak
Hunter Butler
For skekTek it would be like daily life but better, since nobody could hurt him.
I imagine Ekt needs a lot of attention and wouldn't do well in isolation.
Chase Parker
Pretty much any Skeksis that's a loner or fine being alone would be fine with it. So that would be Tek, Mal, Zok and maybe Shod.
I can't imagine So handling it well with his paranoia with death. He would take drastic matters into his hand.
Juan Walker
Wait, do gelfling women not have boobs at all?
Jeremiah Lopez
Seems like female only have a small chest, they're pretty flat.
If you want a big titty GF, you have to go with a Skeksis or Aughra for maximum thiccness
Isaac Cooper
WE MUST COMMENCE THE DETURGE
Camden Bailey
Austin Ross
Got an email saying my Weta pendant wont arrive until July. Yikes.
Camden Rivera
I heard that Brea was delayed too
Asher Scott
Yikes. Guess I can expect my skekSo to arrive somewhere in 2021 then, kek.
Gavin Torres
All they have to do is ship the thing so it shouldn't take long at all. It;s the stuff that was still in the middle of production that's been delayed to hell.
Josiah Stewart
Oh, I see. Well, that sucks. I hope anons at least get their stuff this summer.
Thomas Jones
I bet So would be steal any female he like without trying, no matter what planet he rules.
Charles Stewart
Some people have been getting them. Wouldn't they all ship out at once?
Lincoln Jones
Nah, I ordered from the 'leftover' skekSo's that were on sale last weekend. I hope the original run are all delivered now.
John Gonzalez
Good morning /hmmm/
Levi Thomas
Cute art
Owen Martinez
It's evening here, so good evening.
Mason Garcia
Thank you
Cooper Evans
And a good night from me.
Ryder Sanders
Good night user, Dream of Skeks for me
Landon Hughes
Brody Thompson
Good night, see you later
Jaxon Perez
Ugh, everything hurts today. I'm going to hit the sack.
Brody Allen
Sil was way too cute saying that
Jordan Watson
Ryan Stewart
Sil is pretty cute, you just gotta find a way to curb the scheming and the skekicidal tendencies.
Kayden Allen
Oh hey fresh art
Owen Jones
Gotta admit, Tek being able to make a functional prosthetic eye and being able to link it to his brain by himself in a zero tech world is nothing short of impressive and horrifying
Asher Allen
Cool, you actually went through with it! I thought maybe the shipping changed your mind.
Christian Clark
The Dark Crystal twitter account tweeted again today. That's twice in the last week. Cue the desperate hope that it means something
Ryder Cook
It means whoever runs it is bored in lockdown.
Grayson Thompson
Oh yeah, shipping wasn't gonna stop me. I was just surprised. But it's still worth it.
Tek's a true genius. It's actually odd that he never managed to fix skeksis infertility when he had a millennium to think on it, but maybe he didn't try very hard.
Jackson Clark
Don't get my hopes up
Zachary Watson
Y'all are thinking too material. Skeksis infertility is due to being half a soul instead of any genetic/physical reason.
Adam Scott
Simple solution: clone a skek using skek DNA and the sperm and womb of a soul-bearing creature. How horrifying.
Juan Baker
Maybe he did, and he applied it onto himself and the results came out positive. Maybe it's the others that wouldn't support him. Of course, I can see Tek bringing his sperm samples to show the Emperor be taking the wrong way.
Juan Smith
>giving Tek a chad jawline
this is revisionist history and i wont stand for it.
Xavier Stewart
They've faked us out 23 times before, why not a 24th. We should get a punch card
Oliver Thompson
user pls
Liam Miller
Then how would you feel if he also has a girlfriend? :^)
Camden Martinez
Artist is great
Logan Perez
Yeah I like this artist's stuff, it's very cute, but they take fanon to a new level by having Tek be a handsome ladies man.
Owen Bailey
But we can all agree that Tek deserves to be lovingly cuddled with and lewded with
Andrew Nguyen
I like the art but I think their skeksis OCs are lame
why do I find skeksick the medic super lame but I'm fine with skektek the scientist? Theyre the same joke.
Colton Ortiz
Yes.
Dominic Lopez
I'm just glad that it's still one of the twitter I can lurk without having an account. Shame about the artist of pic related, who protected their account due to catching some flak over something
Jonathan Bell
Why not just make an account? I have three: a main account, an art account and a degeneracy account. Can switch between them ez.
Gavin Cooper
I have a Twitter and only use it for following artists.
Liam Campbell
>Why not just make an account?
Laziness/Stubbornness mostly, and I remembered making one for a video game challenge contest for charity a few years back. I'll see if I recover it
Samuel Reyes
The reason is because they drew incest but I personally think its blown out of proportions. I honestly don't give a damn about the artists draw
Levi Ross
Did people with nothing better to do #CANCEL them?
Logan Jones
My headcanon is that skeksis/mystics can conceive a child with a full soul being. Some sort of soul inheritance takes place where the offspring's soul is a function of their parents. So skeksis/mystics could father a child, but the mother would have to be a full soul being.
more headcanon: Gelfling with eyebrows are of skeksis descent. We only see this trait in Gelfs that have attained positions of power through a history of determination/ambition