Cmon, stop being a baby! So, we backtracked a tad

Cmon, stop being a baby! So, we backtracked a tad..

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I cannot find the original version of this film anywhere online and the director's cut fucking sucks.

I'm going to have to make it myself at this point.

what’s the DC version?

You can buy it on Vudu, Amazon Prime Video etc. Just make sure you select the theatrical cut because they all have both versions.

HARRY... YOUR HANDS ARE FREEZING

yify release is theatrical no?

Maybe you should wear these extra gloves. My hands are starting to get sweaty.

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It basically has all cut scenes included. Same goes for There's Something About Mary. Original cut is nowhere to be found.

Yeah, it becomes downright creepy at times. The whole tone shifts whenever there's a little extra scene.

What's the difference? Last time I saw it was on comedy central last year with 100 commercials and I didn't notice anything different

It's absolutely horrendous. Lots of alternate cuts and extended scenes that completely changes the tone. The theatrical cut is lighthearted, whereas the extended cut is mean spirited.

Oh nvm

Shut up, WOMAN

theres only 1 cut
>stop being american or retarded

Forgot to mention that the excellent soundtrack is butchered in the extended cut.

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There's a couple really obvious examples that come to mind for me. Take the hot tub scene:

>Theatrical
youtube.com/watch?v=_T7hSBRkvmw
>director's cut
youtube.com/watch?v=KXO1X_MrorA

"You fellas been doin a little boozin have ya?"

They always cut that scene on basic cable.

Cmon, gimme me that booze you little pumpkin pie hair-cutted freak

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Hey Harry ol' buddy ol' pal!

"We're in a hole! We're just gonna have to dig ourselves out."

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>What's in it?
Man...I would have to be a lowlife to go rootin around in someone else's private property.
>Is it locked?
Yeah, really well.

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damn. the original version was much better

Just watched this on netflix last night, it is the original version.

Reminder that harry is a crossdresser in the original cut

>John Denver was full of shit!
When you go to baggage claim from the aspen airport there's a plaque on the wall of john denver frozen in carbonite.

I got robbed by a sweet old lady on a motorized cart...and I didn't even see it coming!

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YOU SOLD MY DEAD BIRD TO A BLIND KID?

She's gonna buuuyyy me a diamond ring!

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DIIIIIIIIIIIE!

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I have never in my life seen that longer version. My DVD must have the original cut.

Yeah, it does kinda change the tone. >When you go to baggage claim from the aspen airport there's a plaque on the wall of john denver frozen in carbonite.
Is this some kind of joke or is there like an actual full-body plaque?

PETEY DIDN'T EVEN HAVE A HEAD!

timeless kino

Skis huh? They yours?

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The Extended Cut feels like the sequel. The Farrellys keep wanting to make Lloyd too smart and malicious. He ends up coming off as just an asshole instead of a retard.

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Yep.

Both of em?

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...no way!

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WWWUUUAAAAAAHHH!

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i donno lloyd the french are assholes

WE LANDED ON THE MOON!

always a favorite
>what if he shot you in the head

.....yeah.

>'Pull over!'
No it's a cardigan, but thanks for noticin'!

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One time we successfully crossbred a bulldog with a shih tzu. We called it a Bullshit.
EHEHEHAHAHAHAHHA!

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COOL

fucking kills me everytime

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Harry's smile immediately disappearing
>....what if he shot me in the face?

Excuse me, Mr. Samsonite...my friend Harry and I had every intention of fully reimbursing you!

THE BEAR WENT OVER THE MOUNTAIN TO SEE WHAT HE COULD SEE

>big gulps eh?

The pettiness of the cane fight always kills me

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Every single song in the soundtrack is kino, it's unreal.

youtube.com/watch?v=_zCF7lPz5nU

Alright.....well, see ya later!

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>steaming teapot kettle sound effect

KICK HIS ASS, SEABASS!

TIMEOUT

MARY MOOOOOOOOOOOON SHES A VEGETARIAN

>Tell her I'm good looking and I'm rich and I have a rapist wit.

DESPITE THAT FACT REMAINS QUITE SEXUAL

Lots of added sex jokes in the extended cut which arent even funny, just weird. I loved dumb and dumber as a kid and still see it as a kid movie of sorts, its better when its more innocent

underrated line that most forget

Trips of truth. You can thank Todd Rundgren for the great soundtrack. He also selected the songs for Kingpin.

She dont eat meat but she sure likes the bone

holy crap thats awful. glad ive never seen the directors cut

WHERE THE BEER FLOWS LIKE WINE!
THE BEAUTIFUL WOMEN FLOCK LIKE THE SALMON OF CAPISTRANO!

"Hey Lloyd, look, there's some people who want a ride too."
"PICK EM' UP!"

Holy shit this is trash, whoever edited this movie needs a medal