Are we ever going to get female capeshit where the actress actually looks the part?
Are we ever going to get female capeshit where the actress actually looks the part?
Hunter King
Chase Miller
>Are we ever going to get female capeshit where the actress actually looks the part?
we did
Gavin Wright
Nothing excites me more than THICK FIT THIGHS, the audience demands it.
Get Brie Larson and all the other sticc females out of here.
Kevin Gomez
These two are SPECIFICALLY designed with inhuman precision for a CERTAIN type of men...
Connor Long
No. You can turn a Hollywood star over to a personal trainer who controls his diet and puts him on steroids and you end up with a Hollywood star who looks like a manlier version of who they used to be. You do the same thing with some starlet and the same thing happens; they look like a manlier version of who they used to be.
Evan Ward
Not with Kevin Feige
Hunter Lee
Straight men?
Lincoln Bell
Just
Jonathan Sanchez
Never again I guess
Elijah Phillips
>Spider-Woman
>She Thor
>She Hulk
>Nigress Ironman
Fuck Marvel
Kevin Martin
big oof
Xavier White
WAAAAAAH WHY CAN'T REALITY BE LIKE MY CARTOOOOOOONS WAHWAAHHHHHH
Ryan Nelson
Normal men?
Gavin Nguyen
Yikes not a good look, chief
Liam Barnes
>>She Hulk
OH NO NO NO
Grayson Collins
who gives a shit
capeshit is literal fucking garbage no matter how many busty women they use to manipulate coomers
Oliver Smith
user did you see who are catwoman, captain marvel, valkyrie, wonder woman?
all skeletons
Jaxson Allen
i want to live in the timeline where gemma arterton is wonder woman instead of the skeleton we got
also, jessica biel in blade 3 is the best we've had so far
Joshua Thomas
>jessica biel in blade 3 is the best we've had so far
based
Owen Hernandez
Here's you new she hulk bro
Easton Miller
Look at the face of those who didn't allow hotties to be hired by MCU.
Ian Cook
in a recent interview she says she disgusts that body
Josiah Thompson
She-Hulk used to be based before the feminazi nation attacked.
Anthony Perry
Anyone else thought she was pregnant from the thumbnail?
Ethan Reed
There's nothing wrong with Spider-Woman or She-Hulk. They are their own characters who exist alongside Spider-Man and Hulk, and are not blatant attempts to merely rewrite those characters to be women. She-Thor and Ironheart, however, are nothing more than blatant, agenda-pushing female rewrites of beloved characters. They deserve to be derided
Evan Ross
why cant they just make straight up cape shit femdom movies where the girl from lost, jessica biel and that thicc girl from mandalorian beat the shit out of men for 2 hours
i could easily jerk off to that, and it would probably inspire girls or some shit
Levi Peterson
close enough
Caleb Jones
I miss when comics used to be based. They don't even look like that in the comics anymore either.
Xavier Martinez
yes, and I was very disappointed
Christopher Cruz
The hell they don't.
Brandon Walker
>that thigh
gib
Daniel Ward
western european women being sexualised is long since gone, western media and western nations as a whole have lost their concept of objective beauty. This is all downstream from the afterglow of Christianity. This is why everything is so asexual and the women are ugly. That's not to say we should really be having a permissive society or sexualised media, but the decay of it shows something far deeper than just "sjw stop booby time"
Tyler Kelly
Matthew Wilson
they should start casting wheyfus
Julian Morris
Why is Brie Larson's face a literal rectangle?
Grayson Brown
thats a boy
Liam Watson
That's the joke little zoomers. She's parodying a magazine cover where Demi Moore posed nude and pregnant.
Sebastian Long
The MCU is little more than a vehicle for Corporate American sponsored Globohomo propaganda at this point.
Jeremiah Flores
Black Panther is the only MCU film in which women look like the versions of the comics, but the director is a pussy and didn't show any of them in a tight suit like in the Black Panther comics
Joseph Bell
I love fit women because they're hot and fit but still weaker than your average DYEL.
Jeremiah White
Who cares, this shit is for little kids.
Isaac Hill
even in the games they censor cleavage and big tits
Parker Perry
Patty Jenkins allowed this cast
Michael Ross
Netflix didn't do a good job
Owen Anderson
No. Blame Jews.
Christian Martin
when they start casting female athletes
>b-but they can't act
since when was that a requirement?
Josiah Hill
harley quinn in ss
Owen Cruz
Evan Perry
Almost like she's going to be a CG character when a Cheetah so who gives a fuck?
Robert Perry
I thought Tomb Raider was pretty good, mostly.
Nicholas Wilson
But they liked hot women in the past
Jason Sullivan
We got one.
Samuel Ross
what went wrong?
Isaiah Torres
Motherfuckers, we'll never see that in any Spider-Man movies, will we?
Xavier Wright
No, we don't have
Nathan Scott
That's a fucking stupid looking costume
Isaac Butler
>Are we ever going to get female capeshit where the actress actually looks the part?
Never again.
In fact, women in movies will be uglier and you'll never see the remaining attractive ones looking incredibly hot again.
Andrew Jackson
This is a gay test and we already have your result
Noah White
>inb4 a 100 articles saying: "Why did MCU's Phase 4 fail?"
James White
Think Caroline Vreeland could fill any capeshit role?
Thomas Murphy
people pay to see this
Mason Reed
They had to have quality in the past to gain a foothold. Now that their power is cemented, they have moved on to phase 2.
James Sullivan
Yes
Christopher Hernandez
Too bad she mutilated herself.
Jace Price
lets do it
who is that though?
Dylan Ward
>tfw no azn varbie gf
Alexander Thomas
more like brap widow am i right hahaah
Levi Ward
>yay comic movies
>lol comics are gay
when we finally get over this cognitive dissonance things might improve
Justin Campbell
>Anyone else thought she was pregnant from the thumbnail?
Gosh, zoomers really do live in a bubble of ignorance, don't they?
James Hall
This is why I keep saying that we fucking NEED female "professional wrestlers" to start starring as female superheroes:
>Athletic, in-shape, still maintain a feminine silhouette while having much more muscle mass than the average woman
>Above-average faces in terms of attractiveness, but clearly not supermodels
>Look more like women of action instead of women of choreographed poses, like if she knew how to throw a solid punch you actually wouldn't want to get punched by her
>Basically professional live-action stunt-people, they could likely do most of their own stunts and fight scenes
>Also experienced low-key actors who are used to putting on a show, selling staged "violent contact", and speaking in emotional monologues that deliver a message/feeling/tone , LIVE, without any editing
>Their confidence and power are played up, making them good role models for little girls, while their outfits and bodies alone are more than enough to draw in boys and men, without even needing to play up the sexuality
It's perfect. Hell, professional wrestling basically plays out like a superhero comic anyways, it's literally fucking PERFECT.
But no, the industry is still run by fucking out-of-touch dinosaurs who are still clinging to the idea that they can repackage and re-sell the same movies over and over and over.
Oliver Scott
Wow can she really fly
Evan Robinson
Dylan Bennett
The major issue you have is nobody likes muscular women except gay men.