ITT

Hark

>white males have to cope with Asian success by making delusional retcons in their hollywood fairytales

Sad! Many such cases!

>Asian success

Pffff

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SMARR PENISU

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Lol.

Meet the Feebles?

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correct

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Trainspotting

Kill yourself OP

team fortress 2

every avengers movie

yee

Shite

>(((white))) club

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what the fuck is going on in jap land

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This made me laugh way too hard.

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Scary Movie 3

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riddick

Aaaar

Kek

A clock work yellow

Looks like Conan O'brian.

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Annihilation?

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>Imagine picking an amerimutt gorilla over this.
Japs have shit taste.

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seventh seal

seven silly seals

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VAMONOS CHILDREN!

Does Japan have autism?

i think they have the impression exaggerated expressions in anime can translate successfully irl

Taking credit for something you didnt make? Kill yourself

Correct

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Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

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yes
t2

Malcolm

Gran torino

no

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