I know, all this proves is that I'm in the Academy and have a vote, but on the few occasions when I've posted more I was accused of "shweing off" and "looking for praise."
Can't say exactly what I do or get too specific, but will give the sort of advice I wish someone had given me when I was just breaking on... anyway, will try if anyone cares until people become vicious pricks....
If someone has questions about the Industry, can try to answer them
Look you fucking retard, i was a voter too, that doesn't mean i'm from the Academy, larping cocksucker.
How prevalent is pedophilia among the hollywood elite?
What's the status on Oscars 2021?
(and yes, these are 4 years old and I have a lot more recent shit-- but not posting it yet)
What sort of advice did you wish people gave you?
larp. those were already posted here
>ok you fucking retard, i was a voter too, that doesn't mean i'm from the Academy, larping cocksucker.
yeah, I'm a LARPER you shitbag....
He's lying, i'm from the academy. AMA
What actress is the most whorish?
fucking this
>How prevalent is pedophilia among the hollywood elite?
the only person I've ever heard of who is ALLEGEDLY basically an open pedo is David Geffen, though he doesn't really do films. As for others....the x-men director....Bryan Singer(?) was rumored and I think even accused. Maybe it's part of the gaay scene, but I'ver never seen it going on at any parties I've been to. Cheap, slutty, wanna-be actresses? YES. Underage girls? NO.
How fake but also gay is OP in your professional opinion?
I don't know, i don't know no gay person, which doesn't mean i'm an homophobe, it's just that...well, i'm a man.
Christ, why do I even fucking bother...
Getting sent screeners doesn't give you a vote in the academy you retard
Is Henry Cavill gay?
Post what you posted in the past please.
Yeah, why do i even bother.
Tell me something interesting idk. A story.
I want to be a screen writer. Do you have any advice other than "don't"?
I don't know why I bother putting up with this shit. But, just as you say, I
m a fraud, I made all this in my fucking basement, and I convinced Erdogan to shut down Hagia Sophia nad allow work inside it 3 nights in a row as part of my LARP.. And then I got affleck to pose there too......
As for you assholes, you ruin it for the guys who actually had questions, since you can't take the idea that someone was actually SUCCESSFUL where you fucking failed...
Unfortunately the only way to break out in that way is if you "know" somebody or somehow become a somebody. So, network. Go out a bunch and make yourself known. Never know who you will bump into.
How many brown circumcised islamic cocks did Bin Affleqi suck during the shoot?
Thanks. I already have a job as a video editor for a really small production company, however my boss used to be a somewhat successful actor so he has some connections. He has been sending a script I wrote to some people and I've been getting some notes. Good to hear I'm on the right track at least.
why do this retards always picture their feet
>since you can't take the idea that someone was actually SUCCESSFUL where you fucking failed
>SUCCESSFUL
>posts photos as a production assistant or some gay shit
You haven't answered a single question in this thread besides bitching about the ones that call you fake.
Whoever you are, you're a fucking crybaby and a retard.
>"WAAAAAH! IM IMPOOORTANT! WAAAAAAH!"
just be jewish
>I want to be a screen writer. Do you have any advice other than "don't"?
It's actually a lot easier than in past days, in that if you are truly gifted enough and can managed to end up on "The Black List," you stand a very good chance of having people who can actually get things made reading it.
As far as this decent virus cluster fuck...no one really knows where it's going. I'm lucky enough to have a job surrently, but I have people I would never have imagined calling ME looking for work. If this does indeed last 6 months, it might kill movies all together. I just thank Christ that the big project I spent years working on came out BEFORE the Chinese Bat Aids or I'd really have jumped off a fucking bridge.
But i'm being real here user, i'm a prop master.
Absolutely on the right track. Remember, the film industry is not much different than the buisness industry. All about that handshake and first impression.
in the heart of the sea, i remember seeing a trailer for this shit and got hyped because it looked pretty good but I never actually saw it and it was probably shit.
It's Tarantino. What do you expect?
already am, so far hasn't worked :(
>posts photos as a production assistant
PAs are not only allowed that close when filming, but allowed THAT CLOSE WITH PHONE ON. yeah, you've spent a lot of time on sets.
>gas
The heart of the sea...I worked on it and it was amazing...I was truly gifted to be working on there. You are not successful or knowledgeable but if you did you would know who I am. It's a good movie because I helped it steer clear of its shallowness because of my job but I can't tell you anything else.
answer the questions n'wah
Yeah you could be a member of the academy by doing a stupid little bullshit production job for a few years. It's not impressive at all.
you are probably first gen matriarchal, jews know when their father is a goyim
Im an english major with a minor in film. Is there any job in the industry that would like someone with my specific major/minor? I was looking at applying to an internship for maybe being a studio producer? If thats even a thing.
I met Ben Affleck in the green room. He's very important to me because he sends me notes on how to improve the movie...It's not easy to be in Hollywood they get you out if you fail. I worked on many movies but very important for me to stay on track for my success. I can answer more questions about Argo. I talked to Erdogan and had to assure him we made it right because the news cycle was vicious and I had to improve...It's very stressful to think fast but I can do a lot of thing with many actors.
B-Brie Larson?
how do I get a job like yours OP? how did you start
Thanks, that is good to hear and encouraging. Also glad to hear that you are still employed during all of this.
I wonder if you have any predictions for how the industry might change after this pandemic?
Personally, I think we will a lot more smaller/low budget projects get picked up and produced. Lower risk for portential big success. Basically I think a lot more places will try and emulate the Blumhouse model.
I also think studios will basically only do IP or sequals as far as "big" movies go, more so than they were before, and even those I think will be reduced somewhat for at least 5 years.
You can send notes to many people...then you can get a call back. It's important to talk to important people but you have to see the light in the darkness. Talk to many directors and see if they want you there...I have to go many places and fly many flights but when I talk to Ben Affleck he assures me there are many roles for me..
Don't insult Brie's feet like that, you asshole.
Movie industry will be dead after all of this is over...the Bat chink virus has removed all potential revenue for my production company. I have problems with actors and many people I never spoke to calling me. I had wished to talk to Trump about this...we need money for funding future movies. But the big project I am working on is very important and it keeps my job safe from the collapse.
Not who you were asking, but you absolutely could be an intern (though u might have to work for nothing or virtually nothing) or an assistant/production assistant if you are lucky. Though having previous intern experience helps with getting assistant gigs, which everyone is trying to get.
You could also be what they call a "reader" which is someone who reads submitted scripts and gives a summer and recommendation to the producer on whether or not they should take the time to read it and consider it for producing. A lot of those jobs can pay real shit, but there is also some that can pay pretty well. For example Disney has a whole reader division that is probably the best paid in the industry, and certain studios have reader jobs that are covered by a union.
>Unfortunately the only way to break out in that way is if you "know" somebody or somehow become a somebody.
You're a fucking liar. Unless you work in one of the "lower parts," of which I know nothing about. Once you are respected enough that Studio Heads will take a meeting with you without being on their fucking iphones (back when they'd be on phone with me it was backberry), that's when you know you've made it.
I can only really speak to writing, and IMO it's the best asnd only profession to be a part of (directing/writing) since when you have something on paper and once you get some name recognition, it's a fuck of a lot harder ti rip you off.
Some of the downsides? you end up with so many fucking people on your payroll, half of whom you really don't even known what they do: agent, publicist, accountant, manager...I mean, you need them since (at least in my case)_ unless I'm on set I'm literally working 18-19 hours a day.
People think it's a glamourous...maybe if you're an actor it's fun and glamorous. But if you aren't, it's just work, then more work...then work with director on set to change certain scenes he might not be pleased with.....then working with the director in post...even the money you make, you never have time to fucking spend. Maybe you order from a restaurant that is a bit pricer on "Seamless." That' the extent of seeing your money.
Ah shit. Do you think streaming services will become even bigger and fill in the void left by the fall of the mainstream film industry?
Why did you faggots snub Uncut Gems at the oscars? Easily one the best movies ive seen all year and of my entire life
You ruined it by answering assholes’ questions
I think Europe will become the next destination with streaming deals after Hollywood collapses...but I am relocating to Italy because this is what my director friends have said is where Netflix is looking for empty space. I talk to Ben Affleck to this and he says it's no good...he never agrees on anything. I had one scene in argo asnd he was saying we can't have executions shown because it disrespects Erdogans wishes but I assured him we talk to diplomatic agents about this...I had booked a meeting with the embassy about this scene but Affleck protested me.This is why he's not in my production company's wishlist anymore because he ruined the directors vision to show the reality of the situation...but Sicario director is one professional I worked with (new movie we are in talks with).
This will be my first internship since Im currently a senior, so Id be fine with working for hardly anything as long as it gets my foot in the door. I'm hopefully going to start applying once this corona bullshit dies down in about a month for maybe a summer internship.
That reader job sounds actually really damn amazing! Right up my alley and Im sure I could sell my degree to get a job like that! Even if it is sort of a steppong stone job, Id still love to give it a go! Thanks for bringing that to my attention user! You're the best. Hey, maybe I'll bump into you eventually. Who knows?
I was worried about this. Once the dust settles and people are literally millions of people living in homeless camps the last thing on anyone's mind will be films. Reality is going to hit this country like a wrecking ball.
>m an english major with a minor in film. Is there any job in the industry that would like someone with my specific major/minor? I was looking at applying to an internship for maybe being a studio producer? If thats even a thing.
you have 2 routes dude. One is USC Film School (which I hear is down to like 5% admission).I never went. A lot of people talk shit about it, but then you look into their background and, without exception, "USC Film School."
I don't know specifically what you want you want to do. As a writer, your advantage is "YOU HAVE SOMETHING ON PAPER BEARING YOUR NAME." AS FOR GERETTING AN INTERNSHIP, ASSUMING YOU DON'T KNOW ANYONE AND HAVE NOTHING ON YOUR CV THAT JUMPS OUT...PEOPLE SAY THE GOOD THIG ABOUT USC FILM SXHOOL IS THAT YOU LEARN...HOE TO BEHAVE ON SETS, YOU LEARN SHORTHAND, YOU LEARN ...DIFFERENT LENSES, YOU LEARN WHO DOES WHAT, ETC... BUT THEN KEEP IN MIND, YOU'LL ALSO END UP IN DEBY UP TO YOUR BALLS.
WHAT'S ON YOUR SIDE RIGHT NOW? WITH ALL THE STREAMING SHIT BEING MADE, THERE ARE A LOT MORE OPENINGS. AND YES, THEY WILL ADVERTISE FOR "WOKE" AND "FEMALE" BUT THEY IN THE END NEED COMPETENT PEOPLE.
You are welcome my man. Just be prepared to be treated like shit, but know your worth. There are a lot of scummy people in the industry who will try and undercut you or pay you next to nothing to work.
Don't let them get to you and remember how valuable you really are.
IMO you're not going to get a job in years...the collapse has begun. I am only telling you what it was like before everyone got fired...I told you am getting calls from many people I have never spoken to looking for work.
There is nothing out there unless you are a fucking liar and believe you're going to have that job. People I met working on Argo don't have jobs today...that's how bad it is. You should stick to being someone's bitch.
STOP IMPOESONATING ME YOU FUCKING BAG OF HUMAN FECES. IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH ME, FINE, LEAVE THE MOTHERFUCKING THREAD. BUT DON'T FUCKING IMPERSONATE ME, RODENTURE.
Shut the fuck up, OP, you crybaby bitch
This is not me...someone pretending to be important to yell and lie about me. I knew this was a bad idea because they alkways try to find me out...I answer questions and assholes do this to me.
I literally said I wasn't you. I was just replying to the guy who replied to me.
You know there's an age old way of confirming your identity if you actually used this site for more than two minutes.
A Trip.