Why does the media bully /ourguy/ Jonah so much?

What a silly post

>nepotism guaranteed him a career
Imagine a life where you have never been great at anything, nor felt the urge to. You've never felt that magnetic admiration for someone who was great at something and wanted to imitate and ultimately defeat him. Just nothing. Literally all you do in life is exist. Occupy space. Pass the time. You're a Jew.

You're bored, tweeting about your fucking menorah and not even feeling any kind of happiness from it, just soothing your constant need to be bitter and cunty and petty towards everyone. Every single thing you've done in the past year was mundane, shallow, and boring. You spent the last six hours reading kinda-interesting Reddit stories about people who made interesting Halloween hats for their kids or some stupid bullshit that you think is interesting and you may say is interesting, but you're not really sure if it's really interesting. You're just fucking sitting there, gestating, fermenting, with nepotistic connections that guarantee you'll at least never have to get up and move around and work to support yourself.

And then you see goyim over in some corner, having fun. You've never seen this before. What are they even doing? Instead of their consciousness merely sitting in their thick skull and revolving around itself, they are imbuing their energy and intention into external objects, crafts, goals and projects. All the bitterness and cuntiness you feel non-stop seems to be absent temporarily, as they congratulate each other for being victorious, and happily learn from someone who defeated them. These Gentiles are truly content to be alive. They have found purpose in a purposeless universe.

And your gaze turns back on itself, on yourself, and you realize you've never had that. You can never have it. You're just a bitter Jew.

So you get up, you walk over there, and you fucking ruin everything. Just ruin the whole fucking thing. The five seconds of attention you get will be worth destroying it. Because you're a Jew.

He looks like a seal.

>"Yeah, yeah bro I feel you but hey try to keep kaballah on the down low, alright?"

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That's his Let Them Eat Cake moment, and I hope it derails his career

Whats amazing is that despite the nepitism there is alot of talented jews in Hollywood. From kubric to spielberg to larry david - you could name more. But with that comes the jonah hills and seth rogans. Just think what talented goyim was kept out so they could succeed

I appreciate the use of the spraycan tool for the dripping sauce

that non-Euclidean geometry! AHHHH IM GOING INSANE WHAT IS THIS ELDRITCH WATERY HORROR

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Realistically speaking, what ulterior motive could the media/politicians have for shutting their economies down with blatant falsehoods and fear mongering about a glorified influenza virus? To blame Trump for massive economy crash?

Excellent post.

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the virus is genuinely dangerous for boomers, who are in control of a lot of these decisions

>tabloid reporter out taking pictures of celebrities amidst coronavirus pandemic

Sounds like you were faggot poser that wore Vans and Hurley but didn’t know how to skate.

he'll get his revenge

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So is the flu though, 1000 people have died of that this season compared to fewer than 10 from covid-19 yet no one gives a shit about that. The more I think about the reasoning behind all of this the more I get confused, I could understand virtue signaling on the internet but the ramifications have reached the federal level of government.

Why are you afraid of the virus?

>tfw you're gonna need a bigger boat

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He sounds like a faggot, but fuck you. As long as you weren't pretending you're a skater when you're not, there was no shame in buying skate shoes. They were objectively comfy as fuck.

why do you all give Jonah shit for eating subway? it’s a popular restaurant, so I don’t really see what’s the big deal?

>das judentums
>/our guy/

pick one

Skateboarding time has passed

Nah this virus is like an order of magnitude more dangerous than the flu at least, and it's skewed toward older people even more than they normally are. It's like a 10% chance of dying for the 70-80 crowd, do you know how many boomers of that age are in government?

have you ever worn a wetsuit? they stretch.

>complains about "the media" and politicians shaping the narrative
>regurgitates the same tired old "but the flu" line

cuz he's a fat jew everyone hates.

Covid has unknown capabilities other than being contagious. In really serious cases people get pneumonia and die, so they had to shut it all down or risk a sick workforce with full hospitals.

Have you considered that this is a global crisis and that viewing it through the lens of domestic affairs is therefore entirely irrational?

Imagine a life where you have never been great at anything, nor felt the urge to. You've never felt that magnetic admiration for someone who was great at something and wanted to imitate and ultimately defeat him. Just nothing. Literally all you do in life is exist. Occupy space. Pass the time. You're an incel.

You're bored, tweeting about your fucking virginity and not even feeling any kind of happiness from it, just soothing your constant need to be bitter and cunty and petty towards everyone. Every single thing you've done in the past year was mundane, shallow, and boring. You spent the last six hours reading kinda-interesting Reddit stories about lookism or some stupid bullshit that you think is interesting and you may say is interesting, but you're not really sure if it's really interesting. You're just fucking sitting there, gestating, fermenting, with nepotistic connections that guarantee you'll at least never have to get up and move around and work to support yourself.

And then you see chads over in some corner, having fun. You've never seen this before. What are they even doing? Instead of their consciousness merely sitting in their thick skull and revolving around itself, they are imbuing their energy and intention into external objects, crafts, goals and projects. All the bitterness and cuntiness you feel non-stop seems to be absent temporarily, as they congratulate each other for being victorious, and happily learn from someone who defeated them. These chads are truly content to be alive. They have found purpose in a purposeless universe.

And your gaze turns back on itself, on yourself, and you realize you've never had that. You can never have it. You're just a bitter incel.

So you get up, you walk over there, and you fucking ruin everything. Just ruin the whole fucking thing. The five seconds of attention you get will be worth destroying it. Because you're an incel.

booo

You don’t understand bro, Jonah eats a LOT of Subway.

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tl;dr

Imagine a life where you have never been great at anything, nor felt the urge to. You've never felt that magnetic admiration for someone who was great at something and wanted to imitate and ultimately defeat him. Just nothing. Literally all you do in life is exist. Occupy space. Pass the time. You're a sheep farmer.

You're bored, tweeting about your fucking sheep and not even feeling any kind of happiness from it, just soothing your constant need to be bitter and cunty and petty towards everyone. Every single thing you've done in the past year was mundane, shallow, and boring. You spent the last six hours reading kinda-interesting Reddit stories about the best methods for getting a nice woolly coat on your sheep or some stupid bullshit that you think is interesting and you may say is interesting, but you're not really sure if it's really interesting. You're just fucking sitting there, gestating, fermenting, with nepotistic connections that guarantee you'll at least never have to get up and move around and work to support yourself.

And then you see some cow farmers over in some corner, having fun. You've never seen this before. What are they even doing? Instead of their consciousness merely sitting in their thick skull and revolving around itself, they are imbuing their energy and intention into external objects, crafts, goals and projects. All the bitterness and cuntiness you feel non-stop seems to be absent temporarily, as they congratulate each other for being victorious, and happily learn from someone who defeated them. These cow farmers are truly content to be alive. They have found purpose in a purposeless universe.

And your gaze turns back on itself, on yourself, and you realize you've never had that. You can never have it. You're just a bitter sheep farmer.

So you get up, you walk over there, and you fucking ruin everything. Just ruin the whole fucking thing. The five seconds of attention you get will be worth destroying it. Because you're a sheep farmer.

you guys have to actually rewrite them to apply to what you're talking to

not really, that's why it's funny

Pretty much anything with a board is pointless and needlessly costly so I can't really judge because I enjoy wake boarding and occasionally surfing. But it boggles my mind when people pick up something like snowboarding as a hobby when they can learn something way more fun, beneficial, and accessible like tennis.

Maybe Ornella wasn't off the mark, after all.

The 90's called,they say you are an elitist fag.

he so badly wants to be a chad white guy

but his mom won't let him.

I live in colorado so Snowboarding is pretty accessible for me

Can someone shoop jonah hill onto that cliff walrus thread being posted around

lol

The One World overlords have decreed that Jonah has been banished from Zion for generating too much negative publicity by "repeatedly being fat" and "constantly smelling unpleasant, thus damaging the image of jewish folk worldwide."

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Hockey is inaccessible to pick up late. Boarding when you live on the beach? That’s accessible

He just is a lost soul trying to find himself, never able to defeat his demons. Beautiful women laugh at him, despite his fame

What does surfing have anything to do with Coronavirus?

>kubric to spielberg to larry david

That was when whites still controlled Hollywood. It was a meritocracy. You either had to be talented or hot to make it in show business. Now the jew runs everything and it's getting uglier, dumb and evil.

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It's irresponsible for him to be out in public because it means people have to look at him

>the Penguin villain from Batman Returns
You mean the Penguin?

got'em

lol

Kek this reminds me of when opie and anthony were making fun of how ugly sarah jessica parker was and calling her horseface, and then she calles up the show to shame them. They buckled like pussies tho kek

Tennis is for old FAGGOTS

exploitable

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>unemployment plank
Holy cringe

I love people like you. Its been months now where people have debunked this "its da flu" shit thousands of times.
Its not the flu you turbo nigger, its like 10-50 times worse depending on your general health and it might have lasting complications even if you do not go through a heavy case.

Stop relativizing this shit you dumb turd.

skateboarding is going to be the hobby of millennials in mid life crisis.

Saying "It's been debunked!" is not the same as something actually being debunked. If anything the panic has been shown to be far overstated with worse consequences than the actual Kung Flu.