I really take issue with the homophobic, sexist and racist undertones in the works of Eli Roth!

It is jarring to hear the word "gay" used as a pejorative simply because no one uses it that way anymore. It's like hearing someone in a 1950s movie say "heavens to betsy" or whatever

>thinking about how female youtubers who purport to have some kind of topic are just popular because its like a girl talking to you
are there femcels who watch male youtubers and just enjoy the deepness of the voice or someshit?

jarring means shocking. it's noticeably dated but not jarring

I still things are gay
things ARE gay

>Gets offended over the misuse of the word gay
>Takls shit about Gal Gadot, the most gorgeous woman of all time

Yeah, i'd say it's safe to say he's gay.

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>It is jarring to hear the word "gay" used as a pejorative

Every person who pejoratively used the word "gay" was portrayed negatively. They were aggressively stupid or downright psychopathic. I'm honestly surprised Jay and Mike didn't pick up on this obvious subtext/satire. It's like they suddenly turned stupid because of their Eli Roth hate-fetish.

Your imaginary boyfriend is not going to fuck you because you defended him online

Never seen Cabin Fever, but the character saying he's shooting at squirrels because they're gay is pretty gay

That nigger joke is really funny though

It's because you're not in gradeschool anymore.

They still say gay and fag, trust me. I teach it.

>her hairline
> gorgeous
YIKES

>He bought in.
kek the RLM lore is more entertaining the the movies they review

>pleb leddit memeia
>kike cucklasa

>Dude I enjoy the most grotesque and despicable movies imaginable but if there's a rape scene in there we're going to have a problem
> I love watching every capeshit movie, but Ready Player One is sexist, misogynistic, and problematic as hell. Let Rich take care of this shit.
>I love watching every capeshit movie, but a woman saying "I want to suck your cock" is too problematic and misogynistic.
>Dude I enjoy the most grotesque and despicable movies imaginable, but Harrison Ford's performance of Han Solo is sexist, misogynistic, and problematic as hell. Han solo literally RAPED Princess Leia in the OT. But even worse is his performance in the original Blade Runner, which I think is a bad movie, filled with sexist bullshit like the romance between Deckard and Rachael, which is predatory, and especially the scene when Deckard forced himself on her, and basically rapes her, while the movie pretends the scene is supposed to be "romantic. Ugh. So problematic
>Dude I enjoy the most grotesque and despicable movies imaginable, but a nip slip in a shitty 80s movie was so shocking to me I almost had a heart attack
>Dude I enjoy the most grotesque and despicable movies imaginable, but Sigourney Weaver was objectified in the first Alien film which is why I prefer Alien 3 as the best Alien film because how different, weird and unique it is!
>Dude I enjoy the most grotesque and despicable movies imaginable, but a scene in Pink Flamingos with female nudity makes me wanna throw up. But a tranny showing her cock is such a beautiful scene captured on film though
>Dude I hate rape scenes in movies, but when it's a female on male rape from my favorite director James Gunn it's perfectly okay, it's also perfectly okay to make jokes about it and pedos!

>My favorite character is Norman "All women are whores, kill all whores, no nudity, I love dressing up as a woman" Bates - Jay Bauman

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>Eli Roth
>chad
Hes a weasely little jew who broke in through connections like all the rest

Did you know that HP Lovecraft was a notorious racist?

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Yeah, real woman have idiosyncrasies and details, not like your weirdo animes. That's part of that makes them beautiful and real.

This isnt very funny desu

Nobody's buying your "Gal Gadot isn't a ratfaced kike" speil, Schlomo. Buzz off.

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All i want is a huge and smell Jay's beard.

>most gorgeous woman of all time
Without her money and fame she would only be unattainable for most people because of how much she overvalues her attractiveness.

>He bought in

What's that?

I rarely make it through a single RLM video, but I like Jay and Mike. They just fit the archetype of people I was friends with in high school. I'm sure that's a huge part of their appeal.

>Hey Mike.. I just realized that I have zero marketable job skills, and have completely relied upon you - the man who slept with my first love - for virtually my entire adult life! My most recent attempt at solo comedy fell flat on its face and fizzled out after being deadpanned by my most loyal fans! I'm nothing more than a polyp sucking on the colon of Red Letter Media, satiated with my lack of ambition and ability to actually enter the very industry I so bitterly critirque! With the exception of a cute haircut and a sycophantic, ingratiating nature, I offer virtually nothing to you! It's become clear that I have absolutely no future in film making, outside of making "ironically bad" YouTube videos as I obediently wait at your side to collect my earnings (mere pennies on the dollar) as they fall off the table into my food dish!"

That's right Gay!

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David Lynch isn't jewish.

This is unnecessarily mean and ill willed.

Jay, I can't and won't make this any simpler for you. You failed at life. You failed. When one thinks of what man is capable of, pushing himself to the limits physically, mentally and emotionally to achieve heights of success never before mentioned, your name will not be whispered in the same, reverent fashion that others have. Nobody will remember Jay Bauman. You aren't even a header or a footer in the career of someone else. You are nobody. Nothing. Nada. Zilch. In short, you are an enormous failure. Jay, being that you're about 30 years old and your brain has probably hard-wired itself to accept such failures by now and write off such criticism by being "flippant", really suggests that you've passed beyond the proverbial breaking-point. There's no turning back. This is your career, this is what defines you and this is what you'll defend to the end. The abhorrent failure that is Red Letter Media, Jay Bauman, that is your legacy. Maybe I'm over-reaching, however. Who knows? People CAN change. Maybe you'll read this, Jay, and think long and hard about what a wasteful life you've led. Maybe you'll think, "wow. It's incredible just how abysmal and pathetic I really AM!" Maybe you'll lift some weights in the morning. Maybe you'll take a self-help class. Maybe in a couple of years, Jay, you'll have learned from this failure. I doubt it, though. I genuinely doubt it.

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Im an RLM drone i legit like most of their content , i dont watch Star Trek and still enjoyed the 1 hour discussions Mike and Rich had for each 2 episodes of Picard.
BUT when Jay says "Ey there you go!" to every single retarded suggestion they make about changing a part of a plot on a movie/show i want to murder him with a rusty shovel.

Thanks for coming to my TEDTalk

Jay's a bottom

Is Bauman a Jewish name?

>BUT when Jay says "Ey there you go!" to every single retarded suggestion they make about changing a part of a plot on a movie/show i want to murder him with a rusty shovel.

¿Acaso fue autismo?

>the 25yo Lore-Fabricator

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This isn't Reddit Jay, nobody here likes you.

I do, big fan of Mr. Bauman!

I thought it was funny then and it's still funny now

Now you're just coming off as pathetic Gay.

>Todd Phillips and now Eli Roth
>chad directors

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is there person

any person at all

this board doesnt hate?

You're gay

Why does Jay act so fem? He grew up in Rockford (rust belt central) then some farming town in the middle of nowhere, Wisconsin.

Oof! Cabin Fever has not aged well!

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entire steel industry's gay and you know what else?
broadway

No. If this board unanimously approved of someone half the board would 180 and hate them

Roger Deakins, i guess.

Not him, but yes he is. I've seen the contract.

Abigail Shapiro

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Your moms pusy

Eric Roberts

Not gonna lie. This was pretty based.

wow that's very problematic of them

Like you even have to ask.

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Jay unironically thinks black people listening to hip hop is racist.
That's litetally all black people listen to, without exception. What a retarded take.

Mike Stoklasa
Nick Mullen
Tom Cruise

ill give you that one.

Based

Based

>that explanation bubble
What is this feminist Ben Garrison?

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