At least he tried.
At least he tried
Zachary Gonzalez
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Parker Russell
lol shop a bbc into the third panel inb4 mutts law im white im just saying it would be funny
Jeremiah King
It's like jumping from a skyscraper trying to fly and saying "At least he tried".
The guy was used by some tv producers who knew that it's going to be cringe porn.
Jose Diaz
You can't fail if you never try.
Aiden Martin
>cute little dance, Garrett
>me and Chad are gonna be thinking about it all date night
Aiden Richardson
>chad
Facts not in evidence, your honor.
Brandon Gray
He did turn out ok though, ended up as a normal guy with a gf, which is more than can be said for most Yas Forums posters
Camden Rodriguez
>inb4 mutts law im white
Lol
Samuel Campbell
Doubt he even banged her once he saw the disgusting scar.
Levi Powell
He grew up to be a bitter Trump supporter. Maybe if she'd given him a pity tug it could have been avoided.
Isaac Sullivan
>THAT'S all it took to get her
what's your excuse Yas Forums, you are above a 5.5/10... right?
Henry Nelson
is that the same guy
Anthony Reyes
>be a tallfag
That's all women ever seem to care about these days.
Isaiah Thompson
Garrett Noga. He's a Chad now and has a better looking gf
Thomas Wood
Shop a bbc bottom left panel lol
Dylan Adams
Also, he has been riced
Ryan Sullivan
>thinkin' about that Jaws scar
Colton Thompson
>he's a chad now and I'm a 25yo virgin
Ethan Foster
Hunter Clark
He was barely a 5/10 trying to get a cutie prime pussy, what the fuck did he expect?
Jose Martinez
They don't
>t.6ft3 failed chad
Landon Turner
women, especially American women, are height fetishists. It's a level of shallowness that is incomprehensible to most males.
Colton Ortiz
Damn imagine being Alexa and looking at Garrett now and comparing him to the guy in
Jose Flores
I'm happy Garrett found happiness.
Joshua Perez
They need to brush their teeth
Grayson Gomez
Damn he's actually cute. I wish him every happiness
James Diaz
>Gunnar is a male first name of Nordic origin. The name Gunnar means fighter, soldier, and attacker, but mostly is referred to by the Viking saying which means Brave and Bold warrior.
James Richardson
That guy looks more like a brad.
Luis Wilson
Apparently he is/was a quarterback at Duke.
Benjamin Clark
Face too small for head.
David Turner
Post her belly
Nicholas Collins
Seething manlet
Bullshit. Just go up to a bar and ask a woman, she’ll be sucking your dick within 10 minutes
Jordan Thomas
Wow he grew up to be really handsome. Like a slightly more masculine James Van Derbeek.
Matthew Sullivan
He looks like he got hit with a baseball bat as a kid.
Cameron Ramirez
>yfw season 3 of Garrett, Alexa tries to get him to break up with his girlfriend by offering him Snapchat nudes
Noah Taylor
ew
Gavin Richardson
Yas Forums, this one's for you
Jace Cook
>Season 3 of Garrett opens with an alternate history where he goes on a school shooting rampage
James Watson
where did he get this idea from ? what did he expect to get from this ?
David Anderson
TV show producers
He wanted people to like him, they wanted a heartwarming moment for their programme. Both failed.
Leo Anderson
How can I unJUST myself like this guy?
Henry Gutierrez
garrett is much more of a chad than this guy
Oliver Harris
basef
Nicholas Morris
how old is he again?
Isaiah Thompson
Noah Fisher
pretty meh looking but he's 6'4 and D1 football player. I guess it really is face>height>status>body
Camden Turner
Wtf Is wrong with his mouth
Bentley Morgan
you mean height>status>face>body
Xavier Perez
lol ugly girl
Daniel Reed
face matters most. if he had a better face he would be dating someone hotter and not miss surgery scar and he also wouldn't need the height or status to do it
Brody Evans
what did she mean by this?
Eli Nguyen
pic related was 5'7" and mogged 95% of the male population
Jaxson Rogers
until he stood next to them
Joshua Thomas
Women would still flock to him for his money and fame
Bentley Brooks
I bet if he picked ANY of the other girls there he could have succeeded, instead he went with the most Stacy person possible.
Jacob Clark
ok so money+fame+face>height.
Jason Ortiz
no he wouldn't have succeeded
even the 2/10 wouldve chosen chad
Josiah Nelson
His music was fucking great though. It's the same reason that 5'7" Kanye fucks supermodels, ugly-ass Mick Jagger was still a sex symbol well into his 60s, and ugly-ass Seal with his fucked up face fucked the hottest model in the world in her prime. Music makes up for everything. I guarantee you that if the average Yas Forums-cel wrote Smells Like Teen Spirit, Come as You Are, Lithium, All Falls Down, Jesus Walks, Kiss from a Rose, Sympathy for the Devil, etc., that fat midget would be drowning in pussy.
Henry Campbell
how much pussy does bradford cox get?
Michael Gray
He is handsome and cute now. Fair play to him. Still that will haunt him forever
Isaiah Gray
I'm glad he made it
Luke Adams
Should I know who that is
Jaxson Price
>Still that will haunt him forever
No one will recognize him though.
Ethan Martinez
Tell that to Bruno Mars. His career literally died the second he walked on stage.
Hudson Jones
You have shit taste in music, but then again so do women.
Jose Ramirez
>Still that will haunt him forever
You're overestimating childhood embarrassment. He's normal and handsome now.
>"Hey honey I found this video of a nerdy kid doing a silly dance for a girl not into him, is this you?"
>"Haha yeah I was kind of a dork in middle school, had a crush on this girl and embarrassed myself"
Embarrassing childhood moments aren't a big deal when you're a normal, functional adult. I can't relate, personally, my life is a mess and I agonize over my childhood humiliations, but I'm talking about what I see from other adults.
Lol I remember him standing next to Taylor Swift, the man is like 5'5" tops and he thought going on stage with a 5'10" girl wearing heels was a good idea
Logan Gonzalez
>what is STATUS (fame and/or fortune)
Gee i wonder why
Ethan Rodriguez
Holy shit
Gabriel Perez
lol, now post her scars and disfigurement
James Parker
Tell that to Thom Yorke
John Murphy
No I mean you will always remember it and it will ruin your day. I know because this happens to me all the time.
Noah Hill
Yeah, he based
Michael Flores
>Those expressions on the womens' faces in the audience
ouch
Adam Long
When in doubt an asian chick will help you out
Benjamin Clark
Would lick that scar...