We'll take the lot

he wanted to put ron in his place like the poorfag he is

They are wizards, they probably just wiggle the wands and fill up the cart

You now remember that in the books the kids were constantly gorging 24/7 on chocolate and sweets and shit and all of them were probably fat as fuck

its about pussy
plexing on ron while hermione is there, i bet she get a little drip on her panties when she heard it

it's magic chocolate. it doesn't give you diabetes

Yeah no shit it's England all they do is eat shit that rot their teeth

He means one of everything. When you order a burger with the lot they don't put literally every bit of tomato and bacon they have on there, just a bit of everything.

They need to make a dub for dumbass americans to understand. They already had to change the title of the movie, I'd be surprised if the average yank could even begin to describe the plot.

What was the original movie called? Hermione Granger and the Sorcerers Stone

As a non-Englishman would have been eating Beef Wellingtons, kidney pies, eel pies, Yorkshire Pudding, Roast Beef, and English breakfast at all times. Fuck candy

He was in a cart with a hot ass chick and a fucking poorfag. It was a power move.

Kek

>Candy
I can smell the stink of a johnny foreigner pouring off you.

Ya that old lady is going to walk all the way to the back of the train to refill the cart.

>well obviously not literally, but one of everything each please.

For me, it's the McChicken.

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OI WELW TAAKE THE FOOKIN LOT MAEE

You call them sweets, right?

What do tough tiddies feel like?

Yes they do. Very cringe

He said we'll take the pot. They were playing poker.

they are just side characters so they dont matter
also they probably had whatever they could want on set anyway

It means one of everything, retard

>Mutts don't even know what a philosopher is so they had to make it "Sorcerer"
Truly a super power

>first day on the train to hogwarts I’m so excited!
>want to try all of the fun wizard candies my father never lets me have
>some asshole bought the whole lot! Not even a booger bean left!
>didn’t even pack lunch because Dobby was trying to take my socks

>when your only experience of the world is through a tv screen

Loser.

>We'll take the lot

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Harry Potter read Atlas Shrugged before this, and understood the power capital holds.

nah he was just bully
but this is where he turns supervillian
youtube.com/watch?v=351Aa5q_S98

test

Jokes on Harry.
>Before adopting Muggle plumbing methods in the eighteenth century, witches and wizards simply relieved themselves wherever they stood, and vanished the evidence.

why do wizards produce and sell candy? why do they have the need for currency? why not just duplicate gold with a charm?

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Like moist sand and rusted coins.

You can't make food, money and something else I don't remember with magic. It's a JKR asspull

This is an allegory like the movie "platform" streaming now exclusively on Netflix. The rich buy all the food and the poor gets the leftovers.

The free market decided that nobody else gets to have any candy. Perhaps they should try not being poor or befriending the millionaire fag with the glasses

Oh, did the evil capitalists cease all means of producing candy?

We only see the story from his point of view, so we sympathize with him, but in reality Harry was a fucking narcissist egocentric asshole, think about it.
>11 years of being lonely and bullied by the Dursleys create in him this resentful, vengeful personality
>one day finds out that not only hes a blue blooded aristocrat, but also filthy rich
>overnight everyone starts treating you like a celebrity
OPs pic is the beginning of his selfish journey. Harry never really deserved any of the good things that happened to him, yet he took it all for granted and he even has the nerve to resent the very few shortcomings he faces.

>English breakfast
>Beef wellingtons
Cringe

It's her fucking job. If she doesn't do it, then she won't even make it to Hogwarts alive under my watch.

It's fucking retarded though because she already says that you can multiply/enlarge food you already have, which is functionally the same thing. Why don't wizards just keep a single piece of food then duplicate it and eat the duplicate when they're hungry?

They can barely afford meat in the UK. A lot of people hire heroin addicted teens to steal meat from grocery stores.

I thought he was talkign about a candy called The Lot???

Yes. Lookup the sugar wars and the assassination of candy factory workers who tried to unionize.

That's great because candy is bad for you.

Can someone please post the copy pasta with Dumbledore forcing Harry and Hermione to fuck with Ron / Malfoy / Snape watching?
That shit gets me everytime.

Meat is pretty cheap actually, not sure what your source is here. There are smackheads who will rob things then knock on your door or come up to you in a pub and attempt to sell them to you however

Except Draco isn’t a supervillain.
Lucius is more of a supervillain.

Take your pick

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I really didn't like this as a kid. I was 7 when the first movie came out and I hated that it was "Harry wins everything without trying" and they never mention the other houses except Evil Slytherin. It made no fucking sense. She should have made it so Gryffindor loses in the second book because Malfoy actually helped out or did something to save the school and Harry just gives him a smile but is actually mad.

I don't like predictable movies/books and never have. Give me something that seems predictable and then in the last movie/book make it so Hermione is actually evil or Ron and his family work for Voldemort. I was slightly happy that Harry's dad turned out to be a big jerk and Snape was sort of cool.

He just wanted to impress his new friends. Do you have legit autism ?

There has to be a spell to make that easier.

Might as well turn the cart into a magical vending machine.