Member when half the universe had to die because a roastie couldn’t part with her sexbot?

Seethe harder manchild

This. What would have stopped Thanos was when they had him pinned down and his arm stretched out. Dr. Strange could have opened a portal, closed it can cut his hand off like he did with that general earlier in the movie like it was set up that that was gonna be the way to defeat Thanos. But he didn't.

Emotions make people irrationnal, but yes it took too long.

>we went from Strange vs Thanos to sorry guys I'm holding this water

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>unironic MCU thread

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Someone watched a specific video on Youtube.

If his name is vision, why didn’t he see all this coming?

If strange had the time stone, why couldn’t turn back time to kill Hitler?

Women should only be casted for porn.

she qt

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What happens if a narcissist takes his kid to get the soul stone? He should have to kill himself but then who would get the stone?

What if the person you love the most can’t die from falling from a great height? Is this person unable to possess the stone? Can he take it from somebody else?

No because I don't watch this shit.

What video? I thought of this after watching the movie, as did a lot of other people who watch enough shit to know when things are being set up for a pay off. I'm not the first person to post this either. Even the amount cut off that general is the same amount needed to cut the gauntlet off Thanos.

I'd marry her and put 2.5 children in her if you know what I mean.
Maybe you're SOL in those circumstances. I guess the Soul Stone doesn't have an EEOC obligation for fair and equitable access.

If Dr strange can see millions of possibilities why didn’t he just destroy the time stone?

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In Endgame, why don’t they just use the time heist to get the time stone then kill thanos in that timeline so he doesn’t show up in other timelines?

Can thanos use the timestone to reverse to a time before he had the stone? How would that make sense?

Why is Captain America only a captain? He’s been in the army forever; you’d think he’d be at least a Major by now.

Why didn't they just ask Superman for help?

Why does he have the same rank as captain marvel? Who salutes who?

It's all Starlord's fault idjits

Where does peter quill get AA batteries for his Walkman in space?

Why was Gamorrah named after a city in the Bible known for sexual deviants? Did she like premarital double anal?

Why is he called Captain America anyway?
He's not America, America is a country, not a person.

What kind of a name is Thor? Is he a thot that charges or what?

Why did Thanos tell Peter Quill that he liked him? Was he a gay homo?

i wish i was that mole.

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The movie is literally about how far we are willing to go and what we will sacrifice in pursuit of our ideals. The Avengers are unwilling to trade lives, so they lose. Thanos is the only character who does not compromise and will go so far as murdering his daughter in pursuit of his goals so he wins

Thanos is the protagonist of Infinity War and that's the only reason that movie works with such a bloated cast

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Do you think Hulk ever accidentally ripped a girl in half? Like he’s fuggin some chick and she nibbles his nipple too hard so he hulks out and his giant hulk cock split her open?

When did Thanos fugg gamorrahs mom? She’s just some girl he found on a planet, not his daughter

>smart writing

Daddy approving of his daughter's boyfriend to deepen the charcter... and to give an excuse not to just dust everyone then and there.

>marvel movies
>remember

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he loved her like a daughter

Remember when a wife and a daughter had to part with their husband/father because someone else was busy sucking off teenage boys?

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She's adopted but Thanos loved her (in his twisted abusive way) and considered her his true successor.

If Thanos didnt love Gamora he wouldnt have been able to get the Soul Stone.

why did Thor think rocket raccoon was a rabbit? was it because the prosthetic eye really wasn’t working?

Tony would've died either way. The Force wills it.

What if Thanos loved cookies? Would he just have to toss some Oreos off the cliff?

people buy/adopt cats and dogs and love them like they were their children, literally calling them their babies and children.

Why didnt tchalla at ya boy just put a Wakanda force field around vision, cloak him, and hide him in the jungle?

so you’re saying thanos is emotionally just a human. Why does that make sense since he’s a demigod from titan?

If you think about it, Gamora is kind of like a reversed Mint Oreo.

Why did Clint sacrifice Black Widow and get the soul stone? Wasn’t he married with kids? Why am I supposed to believe he loved Nat more than his wife and kids?

he was a racist
rabbit is asgardian slang for nigger

What would captain America throw off the cliff for the soul stone? He loves ideas like loyalty and freedom so is he going to throw a pocket constitution off the cliff?

What makes Thanos an interesting character is that he does not consider himself a murderer - he never kills anyone for personal reasons or for petty revenge. As soon as he gets what he wants from them, he spares Starlord and Ironman because he doesnt see their deaths as necessary

Obviously he's deluding himself and he's a psychopath but the narrative Thanos has created for himself as a morally just hero only doing what is necessary is what makes him so compelling

hulk has never killed anyone

His wife and kids were already dead

Why didn’t thanos just snap his fingers to end poverty?

I never watched infinity war so the avengers series ended pretty good for me.

>so you’re saying thanos is emotionally just a human.
youtube.com/watch?v=MzGnX-MbYE4

thanos lived in a society so it's not a stretch to believe he was just another being with emotions. i can't remember if he had a family there that he lost.

titan is a society.

Because hurr durr this was the time line where they "win" despite there being tons of ways to win that don't involve Thanos getting all the stones and them fixing it after.

Why did they call him Roadie? He didn’t follow a band around.

Why did they call him Dr. Strange if he wasn’t a gynecologist?

but thanos is made of retardium which explains why he is stronger and more durable than anyfuckingthing else in this fucking retarded excuse of a franchise and thats also why every single one of the bazillion possible solutions to deal with him wont work

god, seeing him being sturdier than magic metal alloys for no fucking reason made me so fucking mad
it is like a game with bad hit feedback

god, this franchise is so retarded I cant even

I wish I never saw Endgame.

Why do they call her a witch if she never has a broom or even a black cat?

problem was they had many ways to win without sacrificing anyone like Strange cutting off Thanos' hand with the gauntlet when they were on Titan. He did it earlier in the movie and could have done it then when Mantis was suppressing Thanos. They even had his arm pulled out and were using Spiderman's webbing to pull off the gauntlet. So stupid.

>He didn’t follow a band around.
>who is Tony Stark

Why did they call him Lowkey? He also seemed pretty over the top to me

This is like unironically getting angry they didnt fly the Eagles to Mordor

Because quill was cream pieing his daughter every night

Thanos used the stones to watch and masturbate

oh no no no

hol up

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