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shhh user

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>Stimulants

You have to do it with love

>watching netflix
>drinking coffee
>using sugar
absolute fag

>drinking coffee black
enjoy your detioriating dental hygiene, mutts

he said WITHOUT sugar, brainlet

>drinking coffee black just to be a contrarian
>using anything in maderation, especially sugar, means you use lots of it

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Wouldn't adding sugar make it even worse for your teeth though?

I drink coffee black because its 0 calories and I enjoy the taste of coffee

>user can't fathom anything besides zero sugar or heaps of sugar
brainlet retart alert

Milk gives enough sugar. People who put two bits of sugar into one cup are bloody weird

>maderation
based retard

>espresso machine pump broke
Fuck bros do I risk it and go outside to get a new machine.

sugar wrecks tea and people put 4 spoons in when not being watched

just have a coke or something

Only redditors think drinking black coffee is a badge of honor. It’s rooted in the same “I’m a REAL man aren’t I guys?!” pathology as their hot sauce obsessions.

Learn how to back up a truck to a flatbed trailer and hitch it by yourself with no camera aid or partner, that’s “real manly shit”.

no because the microsugar particulates act as an exfoliater, acting as a pseudo wet-sander molting the tannins before they permeate beneath the superficial enamel

Man, you guys are so brave for drinking coffee black. I tip my hat to you, sirs.

You've got it backwards. Only redditors care this much. Black coffee is the tastier way to drink coffee. Cream and sugar adds not coffee flavor

>Cream and sugar adds not coffee flavor

Well, yeah.

>four teaspoons of sugar is equal to 16 grams
>so you should just have a coke which has 40 grams of sugar and is a completely different sort of drink

no people here are just insecure and think that when they see someone drink black coffee

plus if you order a normal coffee at most coffee shops or cafes the coffee always comes black and you can add milk or sugar at your own convenience

so the made up storys about how anons seen someone announcing to people they ordered a black coffee is an incel fantasy

makes it heavy

coffee is nice on its own

Learn how to coffee, it's pretty much autistically keep everything clean and consistent then experimenting. The little things make the whole
Using a saucer while watching noir is kino

>no people here are just insecure
>first post in the thread says sugar in your coffee is for fags

I like coffee both ways. I don't understand the quasi-elitism, especially given the long history of mixing coffee with milk. I know throwing some half-and-half into a cup brewed with a French press or whatever isn't the same as an actual latte or macchiato made with espresso, but the point still stands. Might as well hate cocktails or anything that involves more than two ingredients.

Thanks for proving my point, beanbois.

there is 23 grams in a 250ml can of coke

>adding ingredients changes the taste of something
people who eat cakes with eggs and milk and sugar in the mix are fucking redditors, eating raw unbaked pounds of flour is the tastier way to eat cake.

Goddamnit guys you’ve made everything reddit, cringe, and BBC cuckoldpilled

you are getting upset that people drink coffee black like its challenging you

do you look in peoples cups to get this upset?

I hitch a flatbed every day and I’m a girly loser.

sugar is for fat people

some times people just want an egg, not an entire cake

also

>food analogies

>people who put oat or onions "milk" into their coffee

I like my coffee like I like my women;

ground up and shoved in the freezer

oat milk is nice, Its nutty

Disingenuous comparison because the volumes aren't the same; people are putting four sugars (aka 16g - which itself is already an exaggeration, the average is 2, so 8g), into their cups of tea in mug sizes that are standardised between 8-12oz, so between 300-350ml. A 12oz equivalent can of coke has 39g of sugar. Also coke is a fucking fizzy cold caramel drink not a hot cup of tea so it's a shit suggestion anyway.

Doesnt mix into coffee at all and makes it look like burnt porridge

>muh food analogies
adding ingredients to something you ingest is literally what this thread is about so cool it with the memes my man

>pause the Game Show Network
>go to the kitchen to get myself a Clean Yerba Mate
>sip on it while enjoying $100,000 Pyramid

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>based retard can't even mix two ingredients together without fucking it up
kek

Want to know how I know you aren't smart? No really, want to know?

Sure go ahead

>250ml

>make a coffee for me an my american friend
>he asks why it's so little
>i put some water in it
>now THIs is a REAL cuppa joe!

Double espresso or lungo? I can't decide which i prefer

>Hurrr durrr car go backwards

How about fucking coffee

Well, why did you give him so little?

Rate my kino

3 coffee settings, 3 temperature and 3 froth. Heats coffee in 3 seconds

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you don't have 250ml cans?

If you're not conscious of where the tastes sit on your tongue you've never had a good coffee

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For me a good double esspresso latte sits around here

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