What are some good American football kinos?

What are some good American football kinos?

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Have you experienced this yet, Yas Forums?

>they all rush in and ruin the moment
>shes thinking this is SO NOT romantic

fuck you

I've abandoned all hope and I'm waiting to die desu

>getting married in college
Do americans really do this?

>haha now I can get fat, divorce him, force him to pay alimony, take the kids, and make him pay child support :)

they are niggers, what do you expect?

their idea of romantic is fucking a woman without it being rape

Only if you're white.

yeah i’m thinking she should sit on my face

who hurt you lad

she's marrying him for his many talents.

he's just marrying that ass.

Semi-Tough

>Trying to make a ho a housewife
You just know she's bouncing that bubble butt up and down on his black teammates behind this geeks back.

>when the whole squad had her, but he married her

Sounds like a pretty sweet deal to me.

cant blame the guy
that ass is what wars are fought over

>high school marriage
the stacy will be a miserable housewife because she never went to college and the chad will be a deplorable wagecucks because he couldn't focus during his college days

This is a 10/10 ass, not those bundas abominations in Brazil

Also, look at the guys's nose

I have seen it. They divorced a couple years later. Peak NPC behavior.

Women.

Yes I proposed to my fiancee in an upmarket Italian restaurant where we had our first date

Niggerassasssasaa

>upmarket Italian restaurant

Little Caesars?

I was half-expecting her to whip out her dick at some point.

Still, what a nice moment.

An ass that fine? Nope. Marriage? who cares

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football jocks are notoriously low-iq

he's right though, i doubt it will end differently

that was highschool

don't worry, i read this.

>getting married in the 21st century

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Imagine thinking every woman on the planet has this thought process

she's at least twenty years to young to be that spiteful

whats wrong with that?

Stop watching porn.

It's a redditor. Who the fuck cares what happens on their time.

My life is like a black and white movie with no sound, the movie is almost over.

Nah he's a chad.

The guy is relentlessly handsome.

>implying anyone on Yas Forums will ever stop watching porn
>or having a healthy outlook on existence
>or spreading cynical, insecure terror

lol user, pls

We’re supposed to save them not let them become even bigger Redditors

Solid point, although I did. Bought a ukelele lol. Told myself - every time I feel compelled to jerkoff, practice the ukulele. It's only been about 5 weeks but I'm getting pretty good now.

That ass is made for BBC
Just imagine how many of those black football players have already had a go with her

I feel sorry for this dude. He's In love with her and I'm sure she is too for the moment but once reality hits that they're way too young for marriage it's gonna break his heart.

>Also, look at the guys's nose
It legitimately sent shivers down my spine it was the third thing i noticed.

Stop watching porn.

Nah he's a tall white jock with a full head of hair and a good jawline. Lots of Stacies and Chads mate for life. The trick is finding someone who's exactly in your league.

Jesus Christ that ass

Eh, at least they'll enjoy it while it lasts. Whether or not they take the steps to make the commitment last once things start to get tough is something that'll get dealt with later on.

>Land of the free

It's called a Roman nose.

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I'm not Americ*n so no, we actually have real Italian restaurants here, as well as real Italians.

Same thing I said. Holy fuck. I remember certain girls has ass like this in High School. Always cheerleaders. Goddaaym

You really think she's been a pure virgin all the way up to that point?
You're the delusional one here.

I thought corona killed off the Italians. Are there any still alive?

>getting engaged at 17
Incredibly stupid idea. I don't know a single high school relationship that survived college.

Based Satan

Cringe.

Unironically have sex.

An ass that fine? Yes.
A marriage at 17?
No because I'm not a retard.

>mfw my mum did exactly this

almost as big as his nose

Blue Mountain State is my favorite, and I don't even like sports

Marriage is retarded. It's the only part of civil law where two people can make a contract witheachother and if the woman breaks the contract she gets money.

God it makes me so hard imagining him driving her home after the game, her heart pounding with sexual anticipation, when suddenly he swerves wide to go around a truck, and his Ford Explorer rolls over 8 times, leaving him dead in a ditch and her barely alive, with parts of the frame stuck through the middle of her nubile young body, blood already crusting dry where metal meets flesh, her bronze arms clawing for freedom, until she realizes in horror that pulling herself free will only make the pain and bleeding worse, and so she collapses in sobs, her last moments spent in utter agony.

a high school proposal? yikes

>iTs A rEDdIToR

A little guessing game, how many of those black guys in the back has she fucked?

That's not what I said, I doubt he was a virgin either. But the scenario you specified is outrageous if you're the blacked poster.

Based and Ballardpilled

Not everyone is like your mother.

Statistically, very unlikely. Go on TikTok right now. 9/10 of the most attractive girls are all dancing/hooking up with white guys.

I am 25 years old and I never even kissed a girl

>this one in denial cuck ITT sperging out whenever being blacked is mentioned
Is that you quarterback-kun?

LEL Coronavirus reking filthy subhuman wops a thousand a day best day of my life.

What the fuck would you know about romance, incel

Yeah, I'm getting married this summer

Statistically the most successful marriages. Go fuck yourself retard.

it's probably college, somewhere in north carolina.
but still.
and my lord that ASS

>follow tfmgirls on instagram
>all 10/10 white college bikini models
>all dating white guys
>not a single picture/video with a black guy
>go on tiktok
>scroll for 3 hours straight
>9/10 girls dating/dancing with/hooking up with/fawning over white guys
Sorry, porn is not reality.

Yeah, real human beans spend their late teenagehood and 20s posting on the internet, playing videogames and masturbating to cuck porn.

lel this delusion and cope

>Statistically
Do you have a source on that?

Source?

A source. I need a source.

Sorry, I mean I need a source that explicitly states your argument. This is just tangential to the discussion.

No, you can't make inferences and observations from the sources you've gathered. Any additional comments from you MUST be a subset of the information from the sources you've gathered.

You can't make normative statements from empirical evidence.

Do you have a degree in that field?

A college degree? In that field?

Then your arguments are invalid.

No, it doesn't matter how close those data points are correlated. Correlation does not equal causation.

Correlation does not equal causation.

CORRELATION. DOES. NOT. EQUAL. CAUSATION.

You still haven't provided me a valid source yet.

Nope, still haven't.

I just looked through all 308 pages of your user history, figures I'm debating a glormpf supporter. A moron.

>go on instagram
>go on tiktok
No wonder we have shit threads like this with you people here

that ass, would wife

HONESTLY I CANT REMEMBER TEEEEN DREAAAMS

>in denial
Over what, some obese Amerimutt's incel fantasies?

Yeah, Yas Forums should only have threads made by virgins, for virgins so they can all collectively masturbate to the idea of random people you see on the street or webms getting fucked by black men, right, Yas Forums?
It would have been hard to imagine how this cesspit of autism and virginity could become even more beta in 2010, but by 2020 you have really surpassed yourselves.

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>they're repopulating the white race

yeah im thinking theyre based