*filters plebs*
go back to your pre-1970s shit-production vomit-worthy production value experiments at filmmaking, leave actual enjoyable flicks to me.
*filters plebs*
Isaiah Robinson
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Colton Watson
For me, it's team wolves.
Brayden Harris
Based
“Still a better love story than Twilight” never made any sense since Twilight was a good love story
Zachary King
Twilight was the last kino franchise.
Colton Cook
Blood Angels > Space Wolves
Justin Ward
the first three films were kino
Oliver Price
I too, love being purposely ironic for the sake of disinformation.
Joseph Watson
my god even the soundtrack was fucking kino
Who else enjoyed it back when it was new, not just when it passed the post-irony phase?
Julian Watson
Imagine the kind of mexican/black goblin that would not only have a meme like this saved to their desktop computer, but hold such a wretched opinion. I mean really envision the visage.
Gavin Cruz
*final fight*
>IT WAS JUST A VISION BRO
>THIS ISNT OVER
>series ends
Jonathan Rodriguez
I liked the first two, they jumped the shark on 3, never bothered with 4 and 5. Volturi stuff was interesting though.
Luis Campbell
Daniel Cruz
Asher Long
Your judgement is flawed to begin with, no surprise you're making mad projections.
Samuel Lee
I prefer the >tfw no vampire gf version
Austin Murphy
What did she smell like bros?
Jonathan Evans
youtu.be
actual kino
Last film would be 10x if they didn't try the cgi baby shit and if Jacob wasn't sexually attracted to a newborn
Elijah Peterson
How was it corny and kino at the same time, bros? Fuck what a good scene
Parker Price
Dylan Cox
Ok julio.
Michael Roberts
Absolutely based. Twilight is comfykino. Just look at the atmosphere. Makes me wish I lived in Forks.
Xavier Hughes
>it's good because they're white
Yas Forums, everyone.
>inb4 >Yas Forums boogeyman
Yas Forums, everyone.
Ethan Baker
I can't wait to move to the pacific northwest lads
Joseph Rivera
he's just like me
comfy
Andrew Rivera
>being anywhere else except from Europe
Lincoln Ortiz
Chase Baker
Twilight is not a series that deserves to be rehabilitated. It was bad back then, it is bad now.
Easton Cook
Peak homosex
Colton Williams
Lived just s outh of seattle for 2 years
It really is that comfy bro, go do it
you do have too dodge liberals left and right in major citiess thoough
Evan Anderson
Parker Cook
OOOOH BABY DON'T YOU KNOW I SUFFER?
OOOH BABY CAN YOU HEAR ME MOAN?
Andrew Ross
and that's all i got brehs
Joseph Fisher
Rewatched the first film and was surprised at how traditional and sincere the film was. No quipping, no girl power or snark, the soundtrack is all indie rock, the vampires are (almost all) white and beautiful. Unironically you wouldn’t be able to make these films today. I never thought I’d be nostalgic for that era
William Clark
Ryder Cook
a little backstory on this one. in the first scene when the camera is behind them, she shakes the bottle and nothing comes out, then the scene ends and in the next scene the ketchup is already there and she still shakes the bottle instead of squeezing it like a normal person.
Leo Reed
I lived in Portland for a year and Seattle for a year it was pretty shit but I love the non major cities and boonies. Got a friend in coos bay in going to move in with this time around
Jason Gomez
hehee he oooks like he's greg
Colton James
Based and Alicepilled.
Jaxson Lewis
>(you)ing yourself
Joseph Campbell
>ywn meet Alice for the first time, have her see the future and giggle to herself, realizing you're going to be her boyfriend
Kevin Brooks
Leo Perry
Honestly, this. I miss it. It's really not that bad compared to the garbage that comes out today for the same demographic, and if you get past the sparkling thing, the vampire lore ain't bad either.
Julian Roberts
this is one thing i'll never understand. why did they sparkle? you could have chosen so many other ways to show that they aren't human, and you picked "make him look like a male stripper". i can overlook almost everything else and write it off as corny/comfy kino, but why the sparkles?
Connor Lee
I think they(the author maybe) decided to give him a disability to add more emotional depth to the love story but instead of making him hideous in daylight,which wouldn't go down well with the teen girl demographic,they decided to make him sparkle.
Adrian Stewart
I think it's the author's ladyboner. I read the book at the time and I remember a lot of describing the vampires as extremely beautiful, this was a way to show that. Stupid concept and It looks even more stupid in live action.
Isaac Powell
I think there’s great irony that the people that were shitting on these films in their teens a decade ago are the same people eating up modern capeshit which is 100x worse.
Joseph Moore
Aren't the werewolves more like skinwalkers in this universe, since they literally morph into giant wolves, instead of hybrids?
Joseph Morales
That's what Werewolves do. The whole Wolfman shit was made up by movies.
Brandon Garcia
bump
Henry Lewis
They should adapt the gender swapped novels with Alice’s actress as Edward
Joshua Hall
Strange how such a blatantly conservative series became so popular with young women.
Joseph Evans
Taylor Lautner and Booboo Stewart are relentlessly handsome.
Nathaniel Sullivan
am i being fucking gaslighted? i couldn't watch any scene in the first film without laughing at how campy it was (granted if that was the intent they nailed it but they seemed more genuine in their shlock from there on out).
Easton Hughes
Almost as if that’s what they naturally desire
Brayden Gonzalez
Just rewatched the whole series and Taylor Lautner is genuinely on of the worst actors I've ever seen in a high profile role. Like I know he's just there for his chin and 6 pack but jesus Christ there are guys just as hot but 10x better than he is.
Also Jacob Black is a creepy asshole idk why anyone was ever team Jacob.
David Ramirez
yeah lautner's acting was one of the worst parts of that
>Jacob Black
who
Jonathan Howard
>all those guys complaining about having to go watch Twilight with their gfs
>I would have gladly gone along to see every single one of those movies, but I never had a gf
Kevin Allen
you wanting to go see these movies is why you didn't have a gf
think about it
Camden Richardson
Joseph Myers
It's not like I really wanted to go see them, but I wouldn't have minded going along with a gf, unlike all the guys who whined about it.
Jaxson Wright
LMAOOO
William Watson
>it's good because they're white
Yes.