What the hell happened?

What the hell happened?

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cocaine's a helluva drug

their Aryan genes betrayed them

I have often wondered the same. Their sister is one of the hottest chicks on the planet and these two look like the Crypt-Keeper's daughters.

I think they had to split a jaw chromosome or something.

i'm not even joking i've had nightmares with creatures like these. also i've had nightmares with creatures that i later found represented in jewish artwork. these things may be actual demons who took on physical form.

premarital sex

Bogged

Their younger sister became hotter than them so they fell into obscurity.

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PTSD from hollywood pedo's

who cares about aesthetics, they're rich af

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this
lizzy consumed their hotness to become the ultimate olsen babe

The wall

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they just hit the wall, hard. They were hot in their prime but that prime passed, aggressively.

What are some essential Olsenkinos?

all of them

the wall

They were too cute not to have been hit on by guys when they were young. Girls get horny too and it is likely that they were fucking older men not only for pleasure, but for career advancement. I'm sure this took a toll on them. They realized later that they were taken advantage of and became disgusted with themselves. It explains why they grew up with behavioral disorders. Anxiety, depression, anorexia, bulimia, etc.

Post a side profile so you can see that her face is actually weird and flat

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CUTE

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That's where their fetuses were connected. They're kinda like Peeps.

Too much money, too much freedom, no real consequences for actions

This killed me lmao

overdose of Jewish cum

Dude, so much shit happened to these two that it's fucking unreal.

Remember, they were literally on camera from 6 months old to adulthood. There were rumors that they were fed hormone blockers and forced to have plastic surgery as teens to keep them looking like smol lollies. They basically lived their entire childhoods in a bubble. Jon Stewart said they were the most awkward interviews for him to do because they were like robots. Plus, they grew up in Hollywood, so God only knows what kind of horrible shit was done to them sexually.

When they turned 18, they immediately fired their managers and handlers. By that time, they were damn near billionaires, had gone through the Hollywood grinder, and were reportedly into drugs. They went fucking nuts. Both quit acting by their early twenties. One was directly involved with Heath Ledgers overdose. Her bodyguards cleaned out his apartment of anything that would lead police to her before calling to report his death. They both were heavily into the fashion scene, known for being riddled with drug and sex abuse, until they both just became recluses. The one is a chain smoker with Lyme disease married to a middle-eastern mogul and no one even knows what the other is up to now.

Tragic.

Their little sister drained all their energy

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if i was worth $300 million i wouldn’t care what neckbeards on a random internet forum think either.

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Cocaine and eating disorders

brutal mogging really

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unironically took the bogpill

I think one of them have a medical condition. Besides that, they were raised in hollywood since they were babies, who knows what fucked up those pervs over there might have did to them. Outside of that, ever since they were teens they were heavy smokers and drug users. They never had a normal life, so it should not be surprised they ended up being messed up.

how much of them is real?

The negative aging coefficient

She could push her tongue really deep in my butt with a face like that

I still think they're all hot. Meanwhile, most of Yas Forums is chain posting fatties.

Neither Solid nor Liquid" but "a well-balanced masterpiece", Solidus 'Elizabeth' Olsen

The twins have had everything under the sun, Elizabeth isn't far behind, nose, cheeks, mouth, tits, etc. Plastic as fuck family.

I fapped to this hundreds of times when I was younger.

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Just think, some lucky Hollywood execs got to fuck these 2 at the same time when they in their prime

can't believe bob saget got away with it

Think they'd still do it today?

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They look like freaky bogged out high elves. Someone should shoop their ears pointier.

Heroin is their preferred

>Gelfling!

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anorexia... they burned out the fat layers under the face and it never comes back, only those who have been ill, on drugs or eating disorders have that

they all look the same lol

Eh, beggars can't be choosers.

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Nah, that's not possible. If they didn't have the surgeries and added 30lbs they'd look close to their sister

Oh, how the mighty have fallen

is this the dark crystal???

There was a week when they were 18 or 20 and I heard they liked to have sex with random older men. AND the Art Bell show had Candy Johnson form the old beach movies and she said she was an MK Ultra spy kid. So I wrote a script for them Mandy and Kandy the MK Ultra Twins about two girls with multiple alt personalities but only one remote for both of them/ I would have put double wide casting couch and closet of school girl uniforms in my trailer on set

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n that Gelflig was cute like Bindi at 10

you'd have to be blind to think Liz looks like them

I'm sure eating disorders also played a role

>elizabeth's smile
"I won"

In that photo they look almost the same, she's just younger.

Yeah drugs and eating disorders will burn out the fat layers, Half my face is like that from a mild stroke and then nephropathy ios attacking all my weak point eating the fat layer under the skin and wasting muscle

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