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Someone shop him carrying a sub instead of the surf board.

i dont understand what the big deal is, him surfing. its an isolated outdoor activity. he isnt going to catch or transmit covid19, assuming he has it or someone near him has it.

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I can't believe he underwent that surgery thing to get thin only to let himself get fat again.

>Mr. President, it’s waterborne...
>WHAT? HOW IS IT BEING TRANSMITTED??
>Every Subway nationwide is a hot spot as wel as all seaboards!

Fuckers know they can just pay off the disease.

He's successful, wealthy and seems good natured for a celebrity. There's no way for ordinary people to validate themselves besides making fun of his weight.

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what is that car to the right of the audi
looks soulful

Buick.

yeah i can see the badge
what model and year?

Is that an even smaller organism on the side of its head or a part of the creature?

He knows that weather bitch is going to die being raped by corona-infected migrants.

He looks disgusting.

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I wish I was allowed to go surfing, but I’m not a millionaire hollywood star so the rules still apply to me :(

Roadmaster, I don't know what year. Probably early to mid 90s.

>seems good natured for a celebrity
I defend Jonah a lot, but what you said is insanely wrong. He can be just a big of a pretentious faggot as every other celebrity.

Where do you live that the fucking beach is closed?

im sure there were photos of jonah actually surfing and staying on his board. the media truly is out to make sure his life is shit

It's for a role. He's putting on weight for a role.

the scientists are obviously making this up

Because if everyone hits the beach to do whatever...

Why’s this asshole special?

You know that place on the news all the spring break dicks were saying they weren’t gonna let corona stop them from partying?

Well they shut down the beach and now normal people like me can’t go alone like I usually do.

nigga fallin off his board into the ocean gonna start a fuckin tidal wave

>tattood tits
Gross

Pay attention. No one thinks he is special

"Mid 90's" was ok

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How hard was he raped after that

A roll made him put on weight, alright.

I wonder how it feels when every time you go outside to do something you get dozens of paparazzis taking creepshots of you.
Probably not nice.

Any specific role?

>Jonah used to come by after school and hang out. He was a local kid. Just another grom in the shop. He didn’t skate a lot, because he was heavy—but he tried. He just always had that shittalker attitude though.
>We would kick him out from time to time. He never got outright banned. It was more just like, “Dude, enough. You gotta go man.”
>He was always “Fat Jonah” or “Jonah the Jew.”
>[Best trick you saw Jonah land?] Maybe landing on a kickflip. But just barely.

skateboarding.transworld.net/photos/hot-rod-tales-remember-jonah/

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NOT gross

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Wow. What a Yo-yo.

Yeah haha being rich and famous would SUCK! What a drag

wow, Jonah a cute

>21 Jump Street Star
Is THAT how they're remembering him?

No. Movies just always need a big fat guy.

>Roadmaster
U wot m8? A roadmaster is a large car. It’s a Buick century. The pic is a roadmaster.

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White/Italian. Flatbread in the mornings.

that, and the photo they used is the typical funny "fat guy falls down" image. nigga cant catch a break

Tattoos are fuckin nasty bro. You do you though.

That is NOT Jonah >:(

No particular role. Just in case they need a fat guy in a movie.

holy based Auschwitz cashiers

Sad.

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>user actually delivered
beautiful

Who did it better

wtf stephen merchant?

Fucking knew Mid90s was fantasy.

I like the Italian sub. Hand fits it better, more classic sandwich. Winrar

They should infect him lol

Originally was gonna go for meatball.

dude made a lot of progress since he was young

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I reckon it'd be funnier if it was in a plastic subway bag. Both are good though, fine work lads

>clingy wetsuit
nothing more cringe than urban """"journalists"""" writing about things they have no clue about

His body is absolutely disgusting, and so is his sister's.

>le stay inside forever

Underrated

p good

What if he died from it though

Is him acting like he's not afraid of the virus part of his attempt to build a "cool" persona? Sort of like you spergs in high school thinking that not wearing a jacket when it's cold or walking under heavy rain made you badass?

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But was he flaunting his slender pins?

>Being a sissy

He should be at risk because he's obese and likely has some genetic issues, but blessed with medical care us mere mortals and non-reptilians don't have access to.

Corona chan will be the great equalizer if it takes Lena Dunham. For now, it's still up in the air.

im obese so i dont wear a jacket when its cold lol

Didn't his brother die from a heart attack too?

For your dubs.

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He was half-raped.
The first half was rape but about midway through the process he got kind of into it.

>the penguin